Please DO NOT Ban Me For This

[GAR]

Please do not ban me for this.. I really love you guys!

BUT I have to post some personal inforsmations I found on the andernet: videological proof LoungeMachine and NickDFresh are not one and the same person.

The are indeed, two separate individuals. They live separate totally unique lives, separated by many conditions such as: conditions of distance. Conditions of finances. Conditions of experience.

One condition however not affected by this fact, is love. True affection harmoniously shared by two totally distinct people, and I am all for that so long as it does not turn homo.



Just keep it clean, boys!

(Lounge will probably yank this one down from Youtube like he did the other ones..)

[GAR]

WHOA waitaminnitt.. wait a FUCKING minute!

I love you guys.. in a NON-GAY way. Just a little clarity there.

.. that read just a little uncomfortable for me so I had to append it.

[FORD]

Because you only love Jizzy and Pibbles in the GAY way, right?

[Dan]

This Thread is SOOOOO Gay.

[hambon4lif]

After all the heinous shit you've pulled over the years, you're worried about being banned for this??

I think this is a strictly a deflection for shit you SHOULD be banned for!

Maybe you should retire your position as "messageboard asshole" and just go into politics.

Instead of being some library-dwelling cunt, you could actually be doing something with your life, and actually have something to lose!

P.S.- FUCK YOU!

[FORD]

He really should consider politics. If the Repukes in Orange County will vote for Bob Dornan or Darrel Issa, why wouldn't they vote for GAyR?

[hambon4lif]

He really should consider politics. If the Repukes in Orange County will vote for Bob Dornan or Darrel Issa, why wouldn't they vote for GAyR?

Because GARbage would snap during the debates of his recurring nightmare of thousands of illegals chasing him down the down the street armed with highly-charged leafblowers.

On the other hand, he HAS been slick enough to avoid the issues...and despite the fact of not having a job history, the right clothing, or the ability to bullshit properly....this sad motherfucker may just land an actual job!

[jhale667]

He really should consider politics. If the Repukes in Orange County will vote for Bob Dornan or Darrel Issa, why wouldn't they vote for GAyR?

I thought admittedly-convicted felons were forbidden from running for public office?

[GAR]

My parole officer agreed to the court's pending expungement of my case.. meaning in FutureWORLD I have no felony.

I thought we were past that? > move forward, people. And thank you for not banning me.

[GAR]

After all the heinous shit you've pulled over the years.. P.S.- FUCK YOU!

Oh fukkitALL.. BAN me now!

Ban me NOW I say!

[Candy Girl]

Oh fukkitALL.. BAN me now!

Ban me NOW I say!

As if we would get so lucky. Btw, congrats for being in the lead for the top person others would ban. I'm sure that makes you feel all warm and toasty inside.

[GAR]

As if we would get so lucky. Btw, congrats for being in the lead for the top person others would ban. I'm sure that makes you feel all warm and toasty inside.

CandyGirl, please remember this: One less point away from the graces of membership - is ONE more point towards stree-cred!

In your line of work this would mean you could "re-up" to a better street corner..

[Candy Girl]

CandyGirl, please remember this: One less point away from the graces of membership - is ONE more point towards stree-cred!

In your line of work this would mean you could "re-up" to a better street corner..

Stree-cred. Huh, so I guess you are trying to move up from giving hand jobs for crack?

[Igosplut]

Shit CG you seem to be the cowards new focus.... But don't worry, once you get the best of him ( Child's play) He'll put you on ignore...

[GAR]

Thank you McMuch, CS.