Real-life 1984 album cover...

[VAiN]

Damn this kid is cool!

http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/37358195/ns/health-kids_and_parenting/

[Golden AWe]

Hi de ho!

[Little Texan]

Giving an 18 month old baby cigarettes...great parenting skills.

[GAR]

I ate my first cigarette ashes at age 2 so I don't see the problem here.

and i turned out just fine.

[lesfunk]

Giving an 18 month old baby cigarettes...great parenting skills.

great parenting skills....Who cares? It's great entertainment!

[Little Texan]

Speaking of mad parenting skills...

Stepfather charged after toddler gets drunk on gin and iced tea

A 23-year-old Kentucky man has been charged with first-degree criminal abuse after his 2-year-old stepdaughter was rushed to the hospital passed out drunk, The Cincinnati Enquirer reports.

Raymond Jackson, of Crescent Spring, Ky., faces up to 10 years in prison if convicted.

Court records allege that Jackson allowed, and encouraged, the 2-year-old to drink a cocktail of gin and iced tea while he was taking care of the girl and his 6-month-old son.

The child's blood-alcohol level was 0.250, more than three times the minimum for a driver to be presumed impaired under Kentucky law, according to court documents.

Authorities were alerted after Jackson, who had also been drinking, and his wife, Amanda, brought the unresponsive girl to the hospital ths weekend, The Enquirer says.

(Posted by Doug Stanglin)

This guy looks familiar...

[hambon4lif]

I ate my first cigarette ashes at age 2 so I don't see the problem here.

and i turned out just fine.

That's debatable, homeboy!

though it certainly explains a whole hell of alot!

If you ate alot of paint chips, that would be the final piece of the puzzle as to why you're so fucked up!