Sign of the Times - VH News in AARP

[ZahZoo]

Figures I'd be the first to break this... Someone has to lead around here.

Yoko VH I graces the cover of the latest AARP magazine that arrived in the mail. It's the usual fluff about Ms Bertinelli's wild life with Ed, weight loss and her engagement to Vitale.

Big news... Val dumped Ed in 2001 when she learned of him taking Wolfie on a flight while sporting a bunch of cocaine in his wallet. But... post-rehab, Ed's a "terrific father now".

Given Ed's latest barrage of lame excuses for not working... I'm sure Val's fall wedding will be a priority over producing any new music.

[diamondsgirl]

AARP, Zah?? fuck...

[ThrillsNSpills]

I think the news was that Zaz gets AARP.

[hambon4lif]

AARP?!?? Isn't that the magazine they send in the mail to all the geezers?

Hey Zah! Tell everyone the story about the signing of the Declaration Of Independence, when Tommy Jefferson leaned over and said "Hey Zah, ya' got a pen?"

....that's my favorite!

[ThrillsNSpills]

Given Ed's latest barrage of lame excuses for not working... I'm sure Val's fall wedding will be a priority over producing any new music.

Don't give em any ideas, and Don't sell the Declaration of Independence pen!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't give em any ideas, and Don't sell the Declaration of Independence pen!

yes, cause it has a clue to the national treasure

[sadaist]

American Association of Retired People.

Since Ed isn't working, seems to be a fitting magazine for anything VH related.

[Diamondjimi]

Big news... Val dumped Ed in 2001 when she learned of him taking Wolfie on a flight while sporting a bunch of cocaine in his wallet.

Wow, how out of character...

[chefcraig]

Don't sell the Declaration of Independence pen!

It's pretty much worthless, as it was modeled as a precursor to those crummy Flair pens that were popular in the seventies. Naturally it dried up overnight when someone left the cap off the damned thing.

[Nitro Express]

I think the news was that Zaz gets AARP.

LOL! I know the Van Halen fan base is getting old but not that old.

[ZahZoo]

AARP?!?? Isn't that the magazine they send in the mail to all the geezers?

Well yeah... if you're over 50.

You ain't no spring chikin yo...self. Oh look the 40 something punk is pickin on the 50 somethin punk... epic fucking battle of the middle-aged bas-asses!! Shut the fuck up... this kids are watching...

Don't get so cocky... you'll be eligible to join AARP before spEd gets off his 50 somethin lazy ass and puts out any fuckin music

[chefcraig]

Don't get so cocky... you'll be eligible to join AARP before spEd gets off his 50 somethin lazy ass and puts out any fuckin music

Don't remind me. At one time we could party for three days and recover in one. Now it's just the oppostite.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Don't remind me. At one time we could party for three days and recover in one. Now it's just the oppostite.

ain't it a bitch?

[chefcraig]

ain't it a bitch?

I'm just astounded at where the time went. A couple of minutes ago I got off the phone with a childhood friend, who told me that her daughter was about to graduate high school. Neither one of us could believe that we were both that old. And it's not like either of us feels any smarter due to the mileage. We are both just as befuddled today as we were 30 years ago, only today we can live with it a little better, as we realize it really doesn't matter.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i was talkin' to a gradeschool friend the other day, freakin' out about havin' younger friends with kids driving and graduating already. she says the thing that set it in her head, was kids she used to babysit now have children of their own.