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  • binnie
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • May 2006
    • 19145
    #1

    Please help cure my affliction.

    ....I have become obsessed with Hayley Williams, lead singer of inane pop-emo band Paramore



    I am even guilty of watching her band's music videos right to the end in order to fulfil my lust driven fantasies - awash with guilt at loving one so annoyingly talentless, I sit here begging for forgiveness.....



    ....help me Jesus, help me Budda, help me everyfuckin'Godinthebook.....



    I would even be prepared to listen to her faux-angst-driven meanderings just for a chance to hit that.....



    I might even cuddle afterwards........she'd probably write a song about it.....



    Oh dear Lord who am I kidding, I want to wrap her in cotton wool, put her on a pedestal and corrupt her........



    I even feel her (non existant) pain.

    Oh dear Lord what have I become....
    The Power Of The Riff Compels Me
    Tags: hayley
    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510
      #2


      No cure for that Mr.

      She's a cutie.

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        • binnie
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • May 2006
          • 19145
          #3
          I even contemplated buying a record............................I am on the verge of losing my self-respect.
          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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            • Jagermeister
              Full Member Status

              • Apr 2010
              • 4510
              #4
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                • Igosplut
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 2794
                  #5
                  Originally posted by binnie
                  ....I have become obsessed with Hayley Williams

                  Oh dear Lord who am I kidding, I want to wrap her in cotton wool, put her on a pedestal and corrupt her........


                  Perhaps you're imagining her making that face at the moment of penetration????
                  Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12194
                      #6
                      Mrs Binnie Would Like To Talk To You About It.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • Diamondjimi
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • May 2004
                          • 12086
                          #7
                          She needs to gag on my kakk!
                          Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12194
                              #8
                              Now That's Rude.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                • Hardrock69
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Feb 2005
                                  • 21888
                                  #9
                                  No that is truth!

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                                    • kwame k
                                      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                      • Feb 2008
                                      • 11302
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by binnie
                                      I even contemplated buying a record............................I am on the verge of losing my self-respect.
                                      OK brother, an intervention is needed............


















































                                      someone get this guy a fifth of anything and a loose woman, to go!
                                      Originally posted by vandeleur
                                      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                                        • binnie
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • May 2006
                                          • 19145
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Dan
                                          Mrs Binnie Would Like To Talk To You About It.
                                          We had a talk.

                                          I now walk with a limp.
                                          The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                                            • Hardrock69
                                              DIAMOND STATUS
                                              • Feb 2005
                                              • 21888
                                              #12

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                                                • VAiN
                                                  Use my hand, I won't look
                                                  ROCKSTAR

                                                  • Nov 2006
                                                  • 5056
                                                  #13
                                                  Can't say I blame you... I've never heard of her, but I'd hit that lightning quick.
                                                  Originally posted by wiseguy
                                                  That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                                    • Hardrock69
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Feb 2005
                                                      • 21888
                                                      #14
                                                      Apparently she posted this to her Twitter account:

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                                                        • Jagermeister
                                                          Full Member Status

                                                          • Apr 2010
                                                          • 4510
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Hardrock69
                                                          Apparently she posted this to her Twitter account:

                                                          That is one of those chicks you would wall fuck.

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