Would someone please tell me what the big deal is with this Jersey Shore show?

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  • Little Texan
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2004
    • 4579

    Would someone please tell me what the big deal is with this Jersey Shore show?

    I keep hearing about this Jersey Shore all over tv and the web. I've never watched a single episode, and never care to for that matter. Does anyone here watch that show, and can you explain to me what is so goddamn special about it that I have to hear about it every ten seconds?
  • saint
    Foot Soldier
    • Feb 2004
    • 688

    #2
    Human oddities used to be exhibited at carnivals, these days they´re on TV.

    I have only seen short a glimpse of the show, and from what I can tell it´s an new twist to the old freak show.
    http://web.telia.com/~u55014187/kor.gif

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    • Igosplut
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Jan 2004
      • 2793

      #3
      The North's retarded version of rednecks. And they're too stupid to play Banjos, so they eat steroids and play slap and tickle....
      Chainsaw Muthuafucka

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      • Sensible Shoes
        Full Member Status

        • Oct 2009
        • 4648

        #4
        Slap and tickle. LMAO

        Haven't heard that one in years.

        Oh dear.

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #5
          In an odd way, these imbeciles perfectly reflect the average American in 2010, as seen through a truly cynical eye. Apparently, working out relentlessly will not only make you attractive, it fights off the booze, Cheese Doodles, melanoma, intellect and any sort of socially responsible behavior you might accidentally encounter while going through life considering no one other than yourself. Plus, you get to be on television and made into a star, without ever once displaying any evidence that you have the talent, wit, or general worth to merit such status. As a result, douchebags the world over are given hope. It's a far cry from the G.E College Bowl or even Real People, yet that merely points out how dramatically tv standards have fallen. Watch at your own risk, as shows like this are like plutonium. Even coming within close proximity to them can make you sick.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • ThrillsNSpills
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6626

            #6
            I'm still crying since the Hills went off the air.

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            • Hardrock69
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2005
              • 21834

              #7
              I refuse to watch prime-time network TV.

              It is just a bunch of moronic crap that sheeple somehow find entertaining.

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              • Jagermeister
                Full Member Status

                • Apr 2010
                • 4510

                #8
                Any more questions?

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                  Slap and tickle. LMAO

                  Haven't heard that one in years.
                  bumpin' dicks and sniffin' armpits.
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • Dan
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 12179

                    #10
                    Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                    I'm still crying since the Hills went off the air.
                    Really Thrills?
                    First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                    • ThrillsNSpills
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 6626

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Dan
                      Really Thrills?
                      No, since finding the City I'm all set.

                      but thanks for asking

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6626

                        #12
                        Well of course I'm kidding.
                        I'm not exactly in their target demographic.

                        Teaching the youngsters well, that show.
                        I did see the one where the blonde got 12 surgeries and went to her mom and cried because her face resembled a mannequin. Reality shows hype the sickest shit you could imagine.
                        Fear factor's got people eating bugs, the Anna Nicole show focused on her when she was a pilled out freak. Television sets should be thrown out the window.

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                        • FORD
                          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 58754

                          #13
                          At least "A Shot of Love with Tila Tequila" was mildly entertaining......

                          This shit isn't even remotely interesting.
                          Eat Us And Smile

                          Cenk For America 2024!!

                          Justice Democrats


                          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                          • Terry
                            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 11953

                            #14
                            Am I alone in finding that Snookie/Snooky/Snooki chick unattractive, regardless of her tits?
                            Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                            • BITEYOASS
                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 6529

                              #15
                              Make me wish those mafia dons were not sent to Federal Prison. That way their fathers would have been whacked a long time ago and "The Jersey Shore" would never exist.

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