A remake of "true grit"?!?!?!?!?!?

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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21833

    A remake of "true grit"?!?!?!?!?!?

    GODDAM THESE MOTHERFUCKERS!

    Fucking goddamn no-talent hack motherfuckers with no originality!



    The Coen brothers' next film will be True Grit, based on the novel by Charles Portis.[15] It is currently in post-production. Filming was done primarily in Granger, TX with some filming done in Austin, TX. The film will be distributed by Paramount. Jeff Bridges, who starred in the Coens' The Big Lebowski, will star as Marshall Rooster Cogburn. Matt Damon, Josh Brolin, and Barry Pepper will also appear in the movie.[
    Are they so sapped of any creativity they have to begin ruining American Classics like True Grit??!?!?!?!?

    THERE IS ONLY ONE FUCKING ROOSTER COGBURN GODDAMMIT!!!


    I mean, the fucking Coen Bros. have the potential for great films......"Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?" was a classic!

    But there is NO FUCKING WAY they can create a better version of "True Grit", and they should be fucking shot for even thinking about it!

    Granted.....there are negatives about the original. The film is set in the mountains of Western Arkansas, yet they filmed many scenes in Colorado using the Rockies as a back drop. Glen Campbell was lame in his role. Kim Darby was perfect, as a 14-year-old girl, in that she was not a good actress, which contributed to her vibe as an immature girl on a dangerous journey of vengeance. John Wayne was never a KILLER actor. He was The Duke in all his films.

    But that is the OVERWHELMING factor that CANNOT be replicated......JEFF BRIDGES IS NOT JOHN WAYNE! No matter how good an actor he is (and he IS a good actor), his image is not EVEN iconic....he is not worthy to lick the bottom of John Wayne's horseshit encrusted boot!

    THE FILM IS AN AMERICAN CLASSIC AND IT IS BLASPHEMY TO DO THIS!

    I SURELY HOPE IT FUCKING BOMBS IN IT'S THEATRICAL RELEASE AND THE COEN BROS. HAVE TO EAT SHIT FOR EVEN THINKING ABOUT DOING THIS!!!

    *End rant here*


    fuckers.....
  • Green Manalishi
    Head Fluffer
    • Jul 2010
    • 471

    #2
    Damn , I remember going to see this when I was a little kid . Still one of my sentimental faves . Oddly enough and how ironic is this ? I saw this movie in a small town movie theatre in NorthWestern Arkansas while visiting relatives !
    Nope , no one can or could do this role better than the Duke ! Besides being out of touch with reality , Hollyweird is way too out of ideas .

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    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579

      #3
      Talk about an unnecessary remake! Next thing you know they're going to be remaking other John Wayne classics such as The Alamo...
      wait...

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      • Jagermeister
        Full Member Status

        • Apr 2010
        • 4510

        #4
        Fuckin stupid.

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        • GAR
          Banned
          • Jan 2004
          • 10849

          #5
          I can now piss pure beer. But I don't want to take THAT in a secunt time...

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          • PETE'S BROTHER
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2007
            • 12682

            #6
            Originally posted by GAR
            I can now piss pure beer. But I don't want to take THAT in a secunt time...
            a lie ~data~
            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • GAR
              Banned
              • Jan 2004
              • 10849

              #7
              What? Why drink my own piss when I can get shit on for free by my chick?

              Likewise, you can't improve on the original movie, but you can find some dumbass to pay down for tickets to see the remake JUST because they know the story..

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              • sonrisa salvaje
                Veteran
                • Jun 2005
                • 2098

                #8
                This would be like trying to do a remake of Outlaw Josey Wales. Pointless. There is no way you are going to top the original movie with the original actor. Some movies i am down with it. In this case - NO F' IN WAY.

                Maybe they should just call it True Shit instead.
                RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
                LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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                • High Life Man
                  Commando
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 1286

                  #9
                  Sorry. The Coens can pretty much make anything and it is great.

                  How "Fargo" didn't win best picture is beyond me. An American masterpiece.

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #10
                    It's THE FUCKING DUKE! The dude beat cancer and just played himself in over a hundred movies.........


                    Love the Coen brothers but after this fuck them!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!11
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • Guitar Shark
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7576

                      #11
                      Originally posted by High Life Man
                      Sorry. The Coens can pretty much make anything and it is great.

                      How "Fargo" didn't win best picture is beyond me. An American masterpiece.
                      They've had a couple of flicks I didn't like very much, but generally I agree with you. The Coen brothers rock. Raising Arizona. Fargo. The Big Lebowski. No Country for Old Men. I'll give this one a chance.
                      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                      • ThrillsNSpills
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 6626

                        #12
                        Lebowski was a classic !

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                        • kwame k
                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                          • Feb 2008
                          • 11302

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                          Lebowski was a classic !
                          I'm ordained in the Church of Dude...................

                          Originally posted by vandeleur
                          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                          • Hardrock69
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2005
                            • 21833

                            #14

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                            • Hardrock69
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2005
                              • 21833

                              #15
                              My main points are:

                              1. Do NOT try to remake an iconic movie. Hell, it was the only movie John Wayne ever won an Oscar for. Regardless of whether or not it was any kind of 'lifetime achievement' thing in spirit.

                              2. They have spent millions and millions of dollars that could better have been spent making THEIR next classic film. Don't get me wrong....they are good at making films. But I am pissed off that they took the low road that scumbag lazy cocksucking slackers in the movie industry take. They could have come up with another kickass ORIGINAL film, but they decided to piss on the name of John Wayne. Fuckers.

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