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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648
    #1

    I am not Ace Diamond

    Well, the gig is up. I got called out and decided that the fair and just thing is to tell the truth. No, I am not Ace Diamond. I never hired anybody named Ted to go to the funeral with a devil's mask on - and I didn't really post all that personal information so members here could go punch out my asshole ex-boyfriend.

    I have the utmost respect for the Ace Diamond franchise, and recognize its brilliance. As I have told Mr. Diamond, the thread was started as a joke about Shoes never being able to tell who was behind various aliases.

    Or can I? Or in fact, am I incredibly skilled at it? <evil laugh> You'll never know.

    Oh dear.
    Tags: ace, diamond
    • Little Texan
      Full Member Status

      • Jan 2004
      • 4579
      #2
      OK, so you aren't Ace Diamond. Are you Joe Thunder?

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        • Sensible Shoes
          Full Member Status

          • Oct 2009
          • 4648
          #3
          No he's not somebody I want to see around. Pick somebody. I'll be them. It's easy. You just declare you're them, that you engineer everything they say. Then don't back down til they threaten to sue you.

          Oh dear.

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            • hambon4lif
              Crazy Ass Mofo
              • Jun 2004
              • 2810
              #4
              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
              No he's not somebody I want to see around. Pick somebody. I'll be them. It's easy. You just declare you're them, that you engineer everything they say.
              Alrighty......do me then! (generally speaking).

              I'm the unpredictable wild-card in this deck......nobody ever knows what the fuck I'm gonna say!

              If you can pull a Hambone (generally speaking), I'll not only co-sign these claims.....I'll admit defeat and declare you to be the master of your craft right here in front of everyone.

              Do me, Shoes, do me!!

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                • LoungeMachine
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Jul 2004
                  • 32555
                  #5
                  I AM SHOES, SENSIBLE

                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Dude, what in the fuck is wrong with you? I'm full of hate and I do drugs.
                  Originally posted by cadaverdog
                  I posted under aliases and I jerk off with a sock. Anything else to add?

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                    • Sensible Shoes
                      Full Member Status

                      • Oct 2009
                      • 4648
                      #6
                      All the above is now true. I am Hambone, LM is me. that effectively means that LM is Hambone.

                      Better prepare a chart - it's gonna look like the pedigree of the European royal families.

                      Oh dear.

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                        • VanHalener
                          ROCKSTAR

                          • Nov 2006
                          • 5451
                          #7
                          Well phuck it then I am going to be Eddie Van Halen, and there is only one thing Eddie Van Halen has to say....

                          Fuck all you motherfuckers. 5150 is loaded with tunes but Fuck You, you ain't hearing shit because I am Eddie Van Halen.
                          Fuck all you motherfuckers.
                          Last edited by VanHalener; 08-03-2010, 09:19 AM.
                          ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                            • VanHalener
                              ROCKSTAR

                              • Nov 2006
                              • 5451
                              #8
                              Double post
                              ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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                                • Dr. Love
                                  ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                  • Jan 2004
                                  • 7825
                                  #9
                                  you homewrecker!

                                  I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                                  http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                                    • Jagermeister
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 4510
                                      #10
                                      What a great thread.

                                      I am a racist ass hole.

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                                        • chefcraig
                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                          • Apr 2004
                                          • 12172
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Jagermeister
                                          I am a racist ass hole.
                                          I thought you just played one on tv, like the guy acting as Marcus Welby used to say in those aspirin commercials from our youth?









                                          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                                          ― Stephen Hawking

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                                            • Jagermeister
                                              Full Member Status

                                              • Apr 2010
                                              • 4510
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by chefcraig
                                              I thought you just played one on tv, like the guy acting as Marcus Welby used to say in those aspirin commercials from our youth?
                                              lol!!

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                                                • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                                  • Feb 2007
                                                  • 12678
                                                  #13
                                                  marcus welby is racist?
                                                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                                                    • Diamondjimi
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 12086
                                                      #14
                                                      Marcus Welby is dead...
                                                      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                                                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                                                          DIAMOND STATUS
                                                          • Feb 2007
                                                          • 12678
                                                          #15
                                                          Originally posted by Diamondjimi
                                                          Marcus Welby is dead...
                                                          lo siento
                                                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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