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  • #1FIGHTFAN
    Roth Army Recruit
    • May 2010
    • 7
    #1

    I have been a sekd to roast david hasslehoff

    me and him go way back when I co-wrote the baywatch theme song, me and him did a lot of coke and I got to stick one in nichole eggerts ass.

    also, I will be releasing new information on the new van halen record

    T.
    Tags: david, hassleh, roast, sekd
    • Nickdfresh
      SUPER MODERATOR

      • Oct 2004
      • 49136
      #2
      Oh no! Please don't roast and eat David 'Hasselehoff', fatso. You'd be the death of millions of German pop fans!
      Last edited by Nickdfresh; 08-04-2010, 04:46 PM.

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        • ThrillsNSpills
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Jan 2004
          • 6626
          #3
          better oil up that time machine. It was taped on the 1st.

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            • fryingdutchman
              Full Member Status

              • Feb 2005
              • 4132
              #4
              Wow...when it rains, it fucking pours.

              Defect Ruprecht and the rest of the recent crop of jerkoffs to hit the boards was bad enough.

              But along comes Joey Thunder to put a cherry on top...
              Originally posted by perilouspete
              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                • fryingdutchman
                  Full Member Status

                  • Feb 2005
                  • 4132
                  #5
                  Originally posted by #1FIGHTFAN
                  me and him go way back when I co-wrote the baywatch theme song, me and him did a lot of coke and I got to stick one in nichole eggerts ass.

                  also, I will be releasing new information on the new van halen record

                  T.
                  Why don't you go "release" about 200 pounds, you enormous, blubber-laden, pseudo-gangsta fuckface?
                  Originally posted by perilouspete
                  fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                    • Va Beach VH Fan
                      ROTH ARMY FOUNDER
                      • Dec 2003
                      • 17913
                      #6
                      Not Joe....
                      Eat Us And Smile - The Originals

                      "I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut." - David Lee Roth

                      "We are part of the, not just the culture, but the geography. Van Halen music goes along with like fries with the burger." - David Lee Roth

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                        • Unchainme
                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                          • Apr 2005
                          • 7746
                          #7
                          Originally posted by fryingdutchman
                          Why don't you go "release" about 200 pounds, you enormous, blubber-laden, pseudo-gangsta fuckface?
                          classic

                          A big salute to you FD.
                          Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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                            • fryingdutchman
                              Full Member Status

                              • Feb 2005
                              • 4132
                              #8
                              Originally posted by Va Beach VH Fan
                              Not Joe....
                              Terrific....Joe was bad enough...but now we have "alias" Joe's?

                              Regardless, whoever it is deserved a shovel full of shit in their mouth because they chose to clog up the boards with this ridiculous, unfunny bullshit.

                              Just close the thread. Better yet...delete it altogether.
                              Originally posted by perilouspete
                              fryingdutchman you pretty much own everyone.....sick comebacks, well put. top class wit.

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                                • sonrisa salvaje
                                  Veteran
                                  • Jun 2005
                                  • 2098
                                  #9
                                  Oh man. This is too funny. Just when you think things can't get any wackier around here. They need to play the Benny Hill theme to this one.
                                  RIDE TO LIVE, LIVE TO RIDE
                                  LET `EM ROLL ONE MORE TIME

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                                    • VanHalenFan5150
                                      Sniper
                                      • Oct 2009
                                      • 960
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by sonrisa salvaje
                                      Oh man. This is too funny. Just when you think things can't get any wackier around here. They need to play the Benny Hill theme to this one.
                                      <object width="480" height="385"><param name="movie" value="http://www.youtube.com/v/MoTkghG3U4s&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1"></param><param name="allowFullScreen" value="true"></param><param name="allowscriptaccess" value="always"></param><embed src="http://www.youtube.com/v/MoTkghG3U4s&amp;hl=en_US&amp;fs=1" type="application/x-shockwave-flash" allowscriptaccess="always" allowfullscreen="true" width="480" height="385"></embed></object>
                                      Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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