(fart)Ask a Fenway vendor...

[Dave's PA Rental]

So yeah, i'm currently in my 8th year as a food vendor at Fenway Park. Any questions you faggots?

[Dave's PA Rental]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LvTRWQYL0Wo

The other day...

[VanHalener]

So yeah, i'm currently in my 8th year as a food vendor at Fenway Park. Any questions you faggots?

Can non-faggots ask questions?

[Dave's PA Rental]

No. Faggot.

[VanHalener]

Guess I'll never phuckin' know. FAK

[Dave's PA Rental]

And by "Faggot", I mean that in purely the Louis CK definition...

[Dave's PA Rental]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=U-otAJrtY-w

[VanHalener]

Who's that faggot, and is he the one that killed the bird at home plate? :)

[VanHalener]

Great vid:hitch:LOL

I have two questions for you:

Who's that faggot that hit a ball that killed a bird and had the ball drop at home plate?

Why was everyone being a faggot while it was pouring rain like that? I mean, come on, where are the cup boats, hot dog holder canoes, and the french fry holder rafts?

[Dave's PA Rental]

First of all, it was Randy Johnson that drilled a seagull with a fastball and had it explode.

Lastly, this sentence "Why was everyone being a faggot while it was pouring rain like that? I mean, come on, where are the cup boats, hot dog holder canoes, and the french fry holder rafts?" made me laugh my balls off for some reason.

[Dave's PA Rental]

Well played.

[Unchainme]

fellow ballpark workers represent!

I prefer to be anouymous about the team I work for though..

[lesfunk]

I wonder If I ever got a beer off you faggot

[Seshmeister]

So yeah, i'm currently in my 8th year as a food vendor at Fenway Park. Any questions you faggots?

Have you ever met Sam Malone?

[Diamondjimi]

http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_6y9MKbPslj4/SaWfNNHaoXI/AAAAAAAAAXY/2RSFKE6wrD4/s320/fans_sam.jpg

:lmao:

[diamondsgirl]

I wonder If I ever got a beer off you faggot

I was thinking the same thing....except the faggot part....or, as far as I know. :p

Max and I were at a game last year, bought lotsa beeyas.

We got hammid at Who's on First before the game.

And had beeyas at Cask N Flagon before that!!

Ah....good times.

[GAR]

Yeh two gwot "hammid"?

[diamondsgirl]

Yeh two gwot "hammid"?

yea we wuh drinkin tha had licka ova theeya

[Dave's PA Rental]

http://www.boston.com/video/viral_page/?/services/player/bcpid111121309001&bctid=586493266001

[Dave's PA Rental]

http://www.boston.com/sports/baseball/redsox/articles/2010/08/17/for_fenways_hawkers_the_jobs_no_walk_in_the_ballpa rk/?sudsredirect=true

I don't have the seniority to sell bee-ah. This year I mostly sold pizza and popcorn...

[Dave's PA Rental]

The Red Sox let Aramark employees take batting practice at Fenway Park today...

Here is yours truly...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yslji1yFl1o

[Va Beach VH Fan]

That's cool as hell...

[Dave's PA Rental]

The third pitch I saw, I hit it right above my hands...I fouled it straight up...it stung like a mother...felt like both hands got slammed in a car door. Both my hands were pretty much numb after that. I managed to hit a few of them on the screws...the farthest one I hit on the fly went out to around where the center fielder would play...

[Bob_R]

That experience must have been a big thrill for you. Congrats.