Smile We Know Where You Live And We're Coming To Get You [Archive]

Kristy

08-13-2010, 04:44 PM

Personal autonomy? It's been iTaken away

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Web-Photos-That-Reveal-nytimes-2375510549.html?x=0&.v=1

GAR

08-13-2010, 04:50 PM

CRAP Now I gotta go delete those pics of my new Fuck You Kramer guitar I posted?

Jagermeister

08-13-2010, 04:51 PM

Personal autonomy? It's been iTaken away

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Web-Photos-That-Reveal-nytimes-2375510549.html?x=0&.v=1

Is that why you don't post any pictures of yourself?

Jagermeister

08-13-2010, 04:57 PM

If you do an image search for "Kristy" you get some interesting results

Kristy

08-13-2010, 04:58 PM

From now on I'm uploading any photos via Etch-A-Sketch

Jagermeister

08-13-2010, 05:09 PM

Kristy Joe :biggrin:

http://dailyfiasco.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/10/kristy_joe.jpg

GAR

08-13-2010, 05:17 PM

OH yum, I'd lick that from stem to sternum, on an hourly basis.

The bike. Not that I'm not into flat-chested chicks, Kristy.. no slag at all. I just like to suck on TITTIES!

GAR

08-13-2010, 05:31 PM

OK I see her pics now thanks Jag.. okay, so you're alot younger than I thought Kristy.

GAR

08-13-2010, 05:36 PM

I think your twitter needs a stronger pw K, just sayin..

Who's dude, yours - what's your favorite microphone!

uhhh huhuhuhuhuhuh.. let me know if you want some deleted I'm good like that..

Dan

08-13-2010, 07:02 PM

Spot The Two Stalkers In This Thread.:D

kwame k

08-13-2010, 07:08 PM

Spot The Two Stalkers In This Thread.:D

You and Kristy? :headlights:

Dan

08-13-2010, 07:14 PM

How Dare You.:D

kwame k

08-13-2010, 07:29 PM

:biggrin:

I was having a discussion on a similar topic this morning with the tow truck driver as he was taking me back home from Ann Arbor, today. Fucking clutch blew out on my Jeep!

Anyways, he was talking about Google Earth Live and how his tow truck has GPS. His boss can tell where he is at any moment and when he's engaging the PTO or if he's stopped for too long. Google Earth Live can show your house and who's at it at almost anytime..........so tracking someone isn't all that hard anymore.

GAR

08-13-2010, 07:37 PM

You and Kristy? :headlights:

Nope, proper term for thats' called "courting."

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kwame k

08-13-2010, 07:48 PM

Put me back on ignore, asshole!

:lmao:

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/Garbanned.jpg

Dan

08-13-2010, 07:58 PM

:biggrin:

I was having a discussion on a similar topic this morning with the tow truck driver as he was taking me back home from Ann Arbor, today. Fucking clutch blew out on my Jeep!

Anyways, he was talking about Google Earth Live and how his tow truck has GPS. His boss can tell where he is at any moment and when he's engaging the PTO or if he's stopped for too long. Google Earth Live can show your house and who's at it at almost anytime..........so tracking someone isn't all that hard anymore.

So,Who Is The Blonde Sitting Next To You?:D

kwame k

08-13-2010, 08:01 PM

So,Who Is The Blonde Sitting Next To You?:D

How rude:hitch:

A gentleman never tells!

Nitro Express

08-17-2010, 11:08 AM

The way the world is going to shit. We probably will use all this technology to destroy everything and then the few survivors will be back to sticks and stones, like Einstein said. The good news is you won't have to worry about your cell phone or digital camera.

Anonymous

08-17-2010, 11:15 AM

Personal autonomy? It's been iTaken away

http://finance.yahoo.com/news/Web-Photos-That-Reveal-nytimes-2375510549.html?x=0&.v=1

Guess that in just a couple of years, EVERY photo must be pasted into Paint.Net first, to create a NEW image without all that crap attached.

Cheers! :bottle:

Kristy

08-23-2010, 11:23 AM

Don't say I never do anything for you.

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/1547/rothite.jpg

Taken in Texas.

Jagermeister

08-23-2010, 11:29 AM

WOW.:confused11::appl:

Kristy

08-23-2010, 11:43 AM

From four years ago. I'm over 600 pounds now.

Anonymous

08-23-2010, 11:43 AM

Don't say I never do anything for you.

http://img834.imageshack.us/img834/1547/rothite.jpg

Taken in Texas.

I would, I mean, where are the shoes? We need some serious shoe action.

Anybody ever tell you your nose is as cute as something that's very, very cute? And I'm not saying it just because I wanna see some shoes goin' on.

Cheers! :bottle:

Kristy

08-23-2010, 11:48 AM

Like I said, if I could afford a pair of these, I'd be wearing them!
http://i863.photobucket.com/albums/ab194/1969italiaboutique/Gio%2080900%20Vernice%20Nero/DSC08229.jpg

Ah, living in the material world.

Jagermeister

08-23-2010, 11:54 AM

From four years ago. I'm over 600 pounds now.

You couldn't pack 600 pounds on a body like that if you wanted to.

Jagermeister

08-23-2010, 12:05 PM

You know Kristy just posting one picture just makes us all beg for more right? :biggrin:

Anonymous

08-23-2010, 12:09 PM

Like I said, if I could afford a pair of these, I'd be wearing them![/img]

Ah, living in the material world.

You want me to believe you're living off spare change like the rest of us?

Girl, if I had those looks, I'd...well I would stay home all day. All I'd need to be happy would be a gigantic mirror.

But you could be out there modelling & getting hundreds of those things.

Cheers! :bottle:

Kristy

08-23-2010, 12:41 PM

You want me to believe you're living off spare change like the rest of us?

Pretty much near to poverty, I'm afraid.

Jagermeister

08-23-2010, 12:50 PM

Pretty much near to poverty, I'm afraid.

Really?

:(

Why?

Jagermeister

08-23-2010, 01:13 PM

I just want to say I will be the first Kristy stalker. Not just because she is really cute but also because she is the only intersting thing going on here today.;)

Guitar Shark

08-23-2010, 01:59 PM

From four years ago. I'm over 600 pounds now.

lmao...

Anonymous

08-23-2010, 07:02 PM

Pretty much near to poverty, I'm afraid.

You mean that my Master Plan of making you fall in love with me so I could be your boy toy, live in your mansion & sponge off of you for the rest of my life was doomed from the start?

Curse you & your wily ways, woman.

'Tis true, then... the best laid plans of mice & scum go often agley, eh?

You should post more, by the way. We kinda miss you.

...

Ok, I miss you.

Cheers! :bottle:

Anonymous

08-23-2010, 07:06 PM

I just want to say I will be the first Kristy stalker. Not just because she is really cute but also because she is the only intersting thing going on here today.;)

If I had posted a picture of me & someone used it as an avatar right after, I'd be fuckin' creeped out.

But I'm sure Kristy has a different opinion. Maybe.

I hope it's been copied into an image editing software & saved as a new, big brother free picture.

Cheers! :bottle:

Jagermeister

08-23-2010, 07:25 PM

If I had posted a picture of me & someone used it as an avatar right after, I'd be fuckin' creeped out.

But I'm sure Kristy has a different opinion. Maybe.

I hope it's been copied into an image editing software & saved as a new, big brother free picture.

Cheers! :bottle:

Ahh. She will tell me if she cares and if she does i'll change it. I never keep an AV for long anyway.

Anonymous

08-23-2010, 07:32 PM

Ahh. She will tell me if she cares and if she does i'll change it. I never keep an AV for long anyway.

Well, yes, but you're still a creepy fucktard.

(By the way, you could try saying "Well, little wonder this thread turned into a HOT TOPIC after Kristy posted her picture." Women go crazy for compliments like that. Trust me.)

Cheers! :bottle:

Nickdfresh

08-23-2010, 09:03 PM

We're all iPhucked™...

jhale667

08-23-2010, 09:51 PM

Well, yes, but you're still a creepy fucktard.

(By the way, you could try saying "Well, little wonder this thread turned into a HOT TOPIC after Kristy posted her picture." Women go crazy for compliments like that. Trust me.)

Cheers! :bottle:

:lmao:

GAR

08-24-2010, 02:42 AM

From four years ago. I'm over 600 pounds now.

I'm down to 330. Wanna date?

GAR

08-24-2010, 02:50 AM

Pretty much near to poverty, I'm afraid.

I'm doin' pretty good here in LA! Aluminum cans are going for $1.47 a pound where I go.. come on down and we'll do some dumpster diving. Gives one a new leash on life, in SoCal that's a year-round occupation.

Jagermeister

08-24-2010, 09:56 AM

Well, yes, but you're still a creepy fucktard.

(By the way, you could try saying "Well, little wonder this thread turned into a HOT TOPIC after Kristy posted her picture." Women go crazy for compliments like that. Trust me.)

Cheers! :bottle:

Why don't you and jockhale go fuck yourselfs.

I'm not the one that was worried about her shoes. I'm creepy? :umm:

jhale667

08-24-2010, 11:17 AM

Why don't you and jockhale go fuck yourselfs.

"OurSELVES" you mean, oh mental midget? :lol:

I'm not the one that was worried about her shoes. I'm creepy? :umm:

Creepy AND dumb, apparently. :lmao:

Anonymous

08-24-2010, 11:23 AM

Why don't you and jockhale go fuck yourselfs.

I'm not the one that was worried about her shoes. I'm creepy? :umm:

And, apparently, you don't have a sense of humour.

Damn these trolls. You're losing it again. Better get your act together, lest you slip into the old ways that caused you to change your username.

Cheers! :bottle:

Jagermeister

08-24-2010, 11:28 AM

And, apparently, you don't have a sense of humour.

Damn these trolls. You're losing it again. Better get your act together, lest you slip into the old ways that caused you to change your username.

Cheers! :bottle:

You assume to much.

Anonymous

08-24-2010, 11:31 AM

And when I do, I make an ASS out of U & ME?

Cheers! :bottle:

Jagermeister

08-24-2010, 11:35 AM

"OurSELVES" you mean, oh mental midget? :lol:

Creepy AND dumb, apparently. :lmao:

Oh fuck you. I am trying to work and fuck with you.

jhale667

08-24-2010, 03:03 PM

Oh fuck you. I am trying to work and fuck with you.

Well, to quote you, Woodrow - "your work ethic sucks". :lmao:

GAR

08-24-2010, 03:12 PM

Well, to quote you, Woodrow - "your work ethic sucks". :lmao:

.. he says while his unemployment runs out.

jhale667

08-24-2010, 03:24 PM

Hmmm...that almost sounded like the faint whisper of a loser's projection...couldn't have been.

:lol:

GAR

08-24-2010, 03:49 PM

I work for myself! I have 2 locations' bank deposits tonite - takes me a half-hour to do my totals each, then I'm free.

How's your lovely employer manage with you fighting with Internet Retards like myself during your lunch bre... oh, dear. Lunchtime's all day for you is it?

jhale667

08-24-2010, 09:09 PM

hambon4lif

08-24-2010, 09:32 PM

I'm creepy? :umm:Yeah....you kinda are!

You exist as one of those shining examples of someone who's skipped charm school altogether, and as a result, has had to resort in peeping into girls bedroom windows. It really does, and you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself as a result.

Kristy IS a fine, well-read, intelligent woman, but people like you tend to scare her away, and one of the main reasons we don't have many female posters on this board. I absolutely agree that her beauty is stunning, and her intellect is arousing, but the most she could possibly offer you....even in the name of pity....is not something that's terribly "original".
Perhaps you should get out more in order to understand what I'm talking about, but creepy fucks like yourself are exactly why there are so few female posters here.
I welcome them, to interact with them is the only way we improve. Your tongue-wagging and stalking not only runs them off, but deprives the rest of us from a different source or insight we can benefit from.
In short, put your fucking binoculars away and pay attention to what's being said! You might (and I bet you already have) already missed something.

Anonymous

08-24-2010, 09:44 PM

Yeah.

Take me, for example. I'm charming. I'm suave. I know my way in & around a woman.

Why, just the other day, I got myself a fine example of womanhood & took her to my place.

We did things you'd never imagine. Finally, she lierally BEGGED "Oh, honey, please, make me feel like a woman!"

Without thinking twice, I took of my pants, threw 'em at her & said those three magic words... "Ok. Wash them."

She loved it so much, I'm still waiting for my pants.

THAT, my friend, is how you treat a woman. I guarantee she'll never forget you.

Cheers! :bottle:

Blaze

08-24-2010, 09:48 PM

Nickdfresh

08-24-2010, 10:48 PM

The bottom line is that if you have to only sniff around female posters on a message board completely unrelated to dating, you're probably pretty fucking lame...

Jagermeister

08-25-2010, 08:57 AM

Yeah....you kinda are!

You exist as one of those shining examples of someone who's skipped charm school altogether, and as a result, has had to resort in peeping into girls bedroom windows. It really does, and you should be absolutely ashamed of yourself as a result.

Kristy IS a fine, well-read, intelligent woman, but people like you tend to scare her away, and one of the main reasons we don't have many female posters on this board. I absolutely agree that her beauty is stunning, and her intellect is arousing, but the most she could possibly offer you....even in the name of pity....is not something that's terribly "original".
Perhaps you should get out more in order to understand what I'm talking about, but creepy fucks like yourself are exactly why there are so few female posters here.
I welcome them, to interact with them is the only way we improve. Your tongue-wagging and stalking not only runs them off, but deprives the rest of us from a different source or insight we can benefit from.
In short, put your fucking binoculars away and pay attention to what's being said! You might (and I bet you already have) already missed something.

Perhaps you should fuck off. I don't give a rats ass what you think Hambone and blaming me for the reason we have a lack of posters period is the most idiotic thing you have ever posted. You think you are some kind of Casanova don't you? I honestly don’t care a thing about Kristy. I was just having fun with the thread. You go get her slick. She’s all yours.

http://www.thecasanovachronicles.com/uploads/3/0/3/1/3031007/6633116.jpg?543

chefcraig

08-25-2010, 09:10 AM

Oh wow! Dang, what a find if you did not create that yourself!
Superb!

If you enjoyed that, try this, from one of the greatest con-jobs in recorded musical history. Reed "created" this noise, spread it over 4 album sides, then had the balls to request RCA to release it on the company's classical label. Rather than allowing a fade out groove for the stylus to reset, one side was engineered so it required the listener to actually get up and manually shut the damned thing off, as this clip demonstrates.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1tmmP1kaMjs

Anonymous

08-25-2010, 11:06 AM

Oh, for the larve of Gawd.

You guys make me ashamed of posting here.

A woman posts a picture of herself & everybody starts acting like a retard.

Have you no shame? Have you no self-respect? Was that Lou Reed YouTube really necessary?

The internets... serving socially maladjusted people since the first porn picture was uploaded.

I'ma pay you back for that clip, Chef... just you wait.

Cheers! :bottle:

Jagermeister

08-25-2010, 11:43 AM

Oh, for the larve of Gawd.

You guys make me ashamed of posting here.

A woman posts a picture of herself & everybody starts acting like a retard.

Have you no shame? Have you no self-respect? Was that Lou Reed YouTube really necessary?

The internets... serving socially maladjusted people since the first porn picture was uploaded.

I'ma pay you back for that clip, Chef... just you wait.

Cheers! :bottle:

I'm over it already. I changed my AV I have moved on and I feel good about doing so. :biggrin:

Guitar Shark

08-25-2010, 11:43 AM

I'm relatively confident Kristy doesn't take herself or any of the posts here too seriously.

Jagermeister

08-25-2010, 12:11 PM

I'm relatively confident Kristy doesn't take herself or any of the posts here too seriously.

I hope not. I didn't realize I was perceived as "creepy" or I would not have posted anything at all. :biggrin:

chefcraig

08-25-2010, 12:18 PM

I hope not. I didn't realize I was perceived as "creepy" or I would not have posted anything at all.

"Creepy" would have been using an avatar from any of the disturbing images of the Joker in Alan Moore and Brian Bolland's "The Killing Joke". Seriously, this is where mature comics (dumbly and inexplicably referred to as "graphic novels") started getting mainstream attention.

Jagermeister

08-25-2010, 12:21 PM

"Creepy" would have been using an avatar from any of the disturbing images of the Joker in Alan Moore and Brian Bolland's "The Killing Joke". Seriously, this is where "adult comics" (dumbly referred to as graphic novels) started getting mainstream attention.

lol. You know me. I like to change my avatar on a regular basis. It's just one of the creepy things I do to amuse myslelf. :biggrin:

http://chethondo.files.wordpress.com/2008/05/dark-knight-why-so-serious.jpg

hambon4lif

08-25-2010, 03:09 PM

Perhaps you should fuck off. I don't give a rats ass what you think Hambone and blaming me for the reason we have a lack of posters period is the most idiotic thing you have ever posted.Fuck you, Strung!

You only hate me because I know how to spell.

And quit acting like this is the first time you've stalked someone.

Weirdo!