There is no such band as VAN HAGAR

[DavidLeeWrath]

And you will bow to them.

This band will burn down your house, kick your dog, finger your ugly girlfriends, fuck your moms, and kick your ever-lovin ass down the block.

So......where are Dave's tour dates? Or is he too busy boozin' like a loser at someone's fukkin BBQ?

VAN HALEN REUNION TOUR 2004!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
And you will bow to them.

This band will burn down your house, kick your dog, finger your ugly girlfriends, fuck your moms, and kick your ever-lovin ass down the block.

So......where are Dave's tour dates? Or is he too busy boozin' like a loser at someone's fukkin BBQ?

VAN HALEN REUNION TOUR 2004!!!

there is no such band as van halen without david lee roth.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

and dont tell me what to do D-O-L-E-M-I-T-E

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

look at eddie.... ridiculous... who would pay for a guy that is a bum and cant play

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

van hagar dancing to ''its about over'' thier new song!

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
look at eddie.... ridiculous... who would pay for a guy that is a bum and cant play

<raises hand>

I'll be there to see the greatest guitarist alive do his thing on the same stage as rock's best living singer.

[guwapo_rocker]

I bow to nobody, and right now Van Halen does not exist.
Are you the head fluffer on the Van Hagar tour? Do you
get Sammy hard before the show so he looks hot in
his Capri pants for all of his fag admirers in the crowd?

[fanofdave]

VAN HAGAR IS INCORRECT

THE BAND'S NAME IS VAN HAGGIS BECAUSE IT LOOKS
AND SMELLS LIKE SHIT.

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by MERRYKISSMASS2U
van hagar dancing to ''its about over'' thier new song!

Must admit.....that's a damn funny .GIF

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

Originally posted by DavidLeeWrath
Must admit.....sammy's face is damn funny

[DavidLeeWrath]

Originally posted by guwapo_rocker
I bow to The Sam, and right now Van Halen is touring in 2004.
Are you the head of the Holy Church of The Sam? Do you
spread his lyrical genius and wisdom to all of His bodacious female admirers in the crowd?

yes, I do, my son.

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

pleez child, respect dave!

[guwapo_rocker]

Don't fucking misquote me dickhead that IS NOT cool!
Watch your fucking step!!!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

evil eye!

[MERRYKISSMASS2U]

sammy dancin to its about over in a spidey suit