The Roger Clemens saga

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  • POJO_Risin
    Roth Army Caesar
    • Mar 2003
    • 40648

    The Roger Clemens saga

    indicted...

    spat with former bedmate Pettitte...they don't speak anymore because Pettitte back-stabbed him to save his own ass...

    crazy-ass, redneck lawyer calling everyone sons-of-bitches...

    equals


    fun...
    "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."
  • BigBadBrian
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jan 2004
    • 10620

    #2
    Damn.

    Instead of the Hall, Roger just may be going to jail.
    “If bullshit was currency, Joe Biden would be a billionaire.” - George W. Bush

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    • Sensible Shoes
      Full Member Status

      • Oct 2009
      • 4648

      #3
      Very seriously, can someone tell me why the federal government finds this so important that it gets investigated by Congress? I honestly do not understand.

      Oh dear.

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      • POJO_Risin
        Roth Army Caesar
        • Mar 2003
        • 40648

        #4
        Why Ms. Shoes...don't you know that they told him that he couldn't lie! I repeat...they told him he couldn't lie! Then...he went and lied...to these very, very important people.

        Now, these talent-less assclowns get to take down Rocket Roger...who again...lied to them...after they told him not to!

        CAN YOU BELIEVE IT!

        Lying to an upstanding member of congress...

        and about baseball!

        Throw some money at it...NOW...because we need to arrest the former ballplayers that lie to congress about taking steroids...

        utterly ridiculous...anyone who votes for anyone that's caught up in the machine...should be voted off the Americas...
        "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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        • Sensible Shoes
          Full Member Status

          • Oct 2009
          • 4648

          #5
          Kinda what I figured.

          Oh dear.

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          • lesfunk
            Full Member Status

            • Jan 2004
            • 3560

            #6
            Roger Clemens is one of the greatest pitchers in the history of the game.
            He is also an egomaniac prick. Big Deal
            Fuck The Politicians. They lie to us for a fucking living. We should be allowed to lie to them as much as we want.
            Send Rocket to the hall of fame.
            http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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            • POJO_Risin
              Roth Army Caesar
              • Mar 2003
              • 40648

              #7
              He'll never get in...

              Perhaps at some point we'll have a commisioner that will figure out what to do with this era of baseball...but until then...I don't see it.

              While I think the fucking Congress are dipshits that are wasting our time and money trying to make themselves look bigger than a pitching legend, Roger still has to pay his dues for extending an already "Hall of Fame" career.

              If you get caught doing 'roids, and let's get this straight, he did it...

              ...come clean. Pay the price...

              ...and eventually...get in the hall.

              Guys like Palmiero and Bonds and now Clemens...who continually deny using roids when they've done it...it's mindnumbing. Everyone knows Rocket is one of the greatest pitchers of all time...roids or not. Would his career be tainted? Sure...perhaps three or four of those Cy Youngs...

              That still leaves him with three...which still gets him in the hall...

              But this perjury bullshit...give me a break...
              "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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              • Little Texan
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2004
                • 4579

                #8
                Don't forget about Sammy Sosa...steroid use for him had the temporary, unpleasant side effect of turning him white!

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648

                  #9
                  hahahahahaha...

                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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