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Carloscda
08-26-2010, 07:20 PM
Watching Rock Doc's on VH 1, They have Rush Beyond the lighted stage. Kiss had them open up for them back in the day.

What if Van Halen opened for them?!

Hmmm.... if they blew Black Sabbath off the stage every night just imagine what they would have done to Kiss?!!

joe d'amato
08-26-2010, 07:47 PM
... someone mentioned black sabbath touring with van halen on this site recently. i don't know if the pairing works in terms of the audiences of both bands, but the bill has a hardcore, heavy vibe to it that works ...

Dan
08-26-2010, 08:08 PM
You Can Kiss My Ass.:D

Anonymous
08-26-2010, 08:49 PM
Oh yeah, Van Halen opening for Kiss. Makes a helluva lotta sense.

Maybe, just maybe, if they're REALLY lucky, they'll get to open for Milli Vanilli.

Cheers! :bottle:

bueno bob
08-26-2010, 10:28 PM
Van Halen opened for me once. And an octopus. The octopus blew us all off the stage. It's kind of hard to keep up with a multi-instrumentalist like that, alright?

VanHalenFan5150
08-26-2010, 11:17 PM
Sammy Hagar opened for Van Halen

Carloscda
08-26-2010, 11:46 PM
You guys are so busy trying to be sarcastic with your weak ass jokes totally missed the post!!

What was stated was if Back In The Day if VH opened for Kiss..

FORD
08-27-2010, 12:37 AM
If Chaim Witz had gotten them signed to Casablanca Records, they probably would have opened for KISS in 77 or 78. But fucking dickhead Neil Bogart (a veteran of the bubblegum industry who wouldn't know REAL talent if it slapped him upside his empty head) listened to the demo Chaim produced (known these days as "Zero") and rejected Van Halen.

Oh well..... Ted Templeman was a better producer than Chaim anyway, and since he was an in-house producer at WB records, he never would have met Van HALEN had they signed with KISS's label. And just as Casablanca might have toured them with Kiss, WB toured them with one of their biggest rock bands, Black Sabbath.

And the rest as they say, is fucking history........

Seshmeister
08-27-2010, 12:55 AM
KI$$ are a musical desert. It takes a really cynical useless cunt to strip the energy and greatness out of early Van Halen but $immon$ somehow managed it.

What a fucking dick. A tape recorder in the middle of the room of Van Halen at that time sounded spectacular but his demo somehow manages to to make them sound much worse.

Ki$$ have never been about music at all it's always been about seeing how much money they can make.

78/84 guy
08-27-2010, 01:47 AM
Kiss FUCKING SUCKS !! always have always will !! I like Ace as a guitarist but Gene and Paul didn't !! Not after hearing Ed play in a club one night !! Thank god Dave figured it out after the demo's that all Gene wanted out of VH was Ed. Fuck him and his bubblegum rock !!! Long live the 6 pack !! Thanks Dave Roth for telling Ed too tell Gene to fuck off if he didn't do it for him !!

Carloscda
08-27-2010, 02:24 AM
If Chaim Witz had gotten them signed to Casablanca Records, they probably would have opened for KISS in 77 or 78. But fucking dickhead Neil Bogart (a veteran of the bubblegum industry who wouldn't know REAL talent if it slapped him upside his empty head) listened to the demo Chaim produced (known these days as "Zero") and rejected Van Halen.

Oh well..... Ted Templeman was a better producer than Chaim anyway, and since he was an in-house producer at WB records, he never would have met Van HALEN had they signed with KISS's label. And just as Casablanca might have toured them with Kiss, WB toured them with one of their biggest rock bands, Black Sabbath.

And the rest as they say, is fucking history........

Thank God they got with Ted or the 6pk might have never been?!

VHscraps
08-27-2010, 05:07 AM
Watching Rock Doc's on VH 1, They have Rush Beyond the lighted stage. Kiss had them open up for them back in the day.

What if Van Halen opened for them?!

Hmmm.... if they blew Black Sabbath off the stage every night just imagine what they would have done to Kiss?!!

Van Halen and Rush did cross paths way back. I read - in a book called 'Motley Stories' by a guy called Jack Valentine - that Rush played Gazzari's (probably only passing thru) at the same time as Van Halen, although VH were still called Mammoth at the time.

Valentine was in a band with Mick Mars (then known by his real name Bob Deal) called Whitehorse, and their paths crossed with Mammoth a lot in those early 70s days. He is a bit fuzzy on dates - as Van Halen members always are as well - but it could be as early '73, probably not long before the name change to Van Halen. Anyway, he says that when his band first played on the Strip seeing the sign at Gazzari's amped them up. It read: Whitehorse, Mammoth and Rush.

Not on the same bill, though - 'cos Gazzari's was a dance club where bands played cover tunes - but appearing on the same week.

He says he wasn't sure if it was that Rush, because he never actually saw them onstage - but then again, he says they were a three-piece, so it probably was them. And you got to remember these were all unknown bands - even to each other. The author says, for instance that while he knew and would hang out with Mammoth when they did play bars and stuff together, he never actually knew their last names! So when Mammoth changed to Van Halen, he didn't know it was them until he saw them walk on stage - he just knew Mammoth as Eddie, Alex, Dave, etc.

Anyway, I copped this pic from his book - it is an advert for coming attractions at a California club called 'The Environment'.

http://farm5.static.flickr.com/4120/4931734962_a7555b087a_b.jpg

I'd love to know exactly when this dates from. Note that it says Mammoth - currently appearing at Magic Mountain. Isn't that where Kiss made that movie, Kiss Meets the Phantom of the Park.

Jack Valentine's book can be found (and read) on Google Books by searching for the title 'Motley Stories'.

BTW - a lot of those bands mentioned in that ad - especially the ones in large type - are 60s bands. This, to me, gives good perspective on how close Van Halen were to the end of that decade, and how long it took them to actually make it. I wish somebody would do a proper history of this period of Van Halen. But without speaking to actual witnesses and participants, it's difficult to know what's what. And, of course, the Van Halen brothers seem to have refused to co-operate with biographers.

But, my guess is (and it is only a guess) - based on reading between the lines in various interviews over the years - that the Van Halen brothers and whatever their bands were called (way before Mammoth, for instance) had auditioned to get a gig on the Strip as early as '71.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-27-2010, 10:05 AM
You guys need to pay attention to "The Calendar"...

6/20/80 DeMont Fort Hall, Leicester, UK

Notes: Van Halen and Rush stay at the same hotel. Geddy Lee plays a tape for
Edward and whispers something into the guitarist's ear. Ed in turn pours his beer,
glass and all, into Lee's tape recorder. As payback, Van Halen is banned from Rush's
show when the two bands performed in Las Vegas, NV, one year later.

6/16/81 Aladdin Hotel, Las Vegas, NV

Notes: Van Halen is banned from Rush's show when the two bands perform in Las
Vegas, NV, together on separate bills as a payback from an earlier altercation on
6/20/80. To further heighten tensions, Geddy Lee and Eddie Van Halen cross paths in
a casino later that evening and an unwitting bodyguard gives the boot to Lee when
the bassist attempts to mend ways with Edward.

Jagermeister
08-27-2010, 11:02 AM
VH1 has beem playing Beyond the Lighted stage all week. I have not watched the whole thing yet but have enjoyed what I have seen. Any mention of VH in it?

chefcraig
08-27-2010, 12:40 PM
Van Halen and Rush did cross paths way back. I read - in a book called 'Motley Stories' by a guy called Jack Valentine - that Rush played Gazzari's (probably only passing thru) at the same time as Van Halen, although VH were still called Mammoth at the time.

Valentine was in a band with Mick Mars (then known by his real name Bob Deal) called Whitehorse, and their paths crossed with Mammoth a lot in those early 70s days. He is a bit fuzzy on dates - as Van Halen members always are as well - but it could be as early '73, probably not long before the name change to Van Halen. Anyway, he says that when his band first played on the Strip seeing the sign at Gazzari's amped them up. It read: Whitehorse, Mammoth and Rush.

Not on the same bill, though - 'cos Gazzari's was a dance club where bands played cover tunes - but appearing on the same week.

He says he wasn't sure if it was that Rush, because he never actually saw them onstage - but then again, he says they were a three-piece, so it probably was them. And you got to remember these were all unknown bands - even to each other. The author says, for instance that while he knew and would hang out with Mammoth when they did play bars and stuff together, he never actually knew their last names! So when Mammoth changed to Van Halen, he didn't know it was them until he saw them walk on stage - he just knew Mammoth as Eddie, Alex, Dave, etc.



You can find a complete listing of RUSH's tour history at the POWER WINDOWS website (http://www.2112.net/powerwindows/main/Tours.htm). The band did not start touring outside of Canada until August of 1974. In October of that year, RUSH played 4 dates in the Los Angeles area, but the venue is not mentioned. Later in November, they played the Shrine Auditorium and the Whiskey, opening for Rory Gallagher and Wet Willie. By comparing a list of VH's performances (http://www.rocknvideos.com/vhtourdates.html) from that era, it is possible to cross reference things and come to the conclusion that other than the remote possibility of the above mentioned '74 October dates, the bands did NOT cross paths until later in their careers.

hambon4lif
08-27-2010, 01:18 PM
If Chaim Witz had gotten them signed to Casablanca Records, they probably would have opened for KISS in 77 or 78. But fucking dickhead Neil Bogart (a veteran of the bubblegum industry who wouldn't know REAL talent if it slapped him upside his empty head) listened to the demo Chaim produced (known these days as "Zero") and rejected Van Halen.I remember reading somewhere that Bogart told VH he couldn't sign them because he had just signed Billy Squiers old band Piper, and didn't need another 'rock act' on his roster. That went well.

It was all a bunch of bullshit. It was Neal and Gene playing games to get Ed into KISS.

FORD
08-27-2010, 01:31 PM
I remember reading somewhere that Bogart told VH he couldn't sign them because he had just signed Billy Squiers old band Piper, and didn't need another 'rock act' on his roster. That went well.

It was all a bunch of bullshit. It was Neal and Gene playing games to get Ed into KISS.

Yeah, Piper sure had some hits.... not.

But Bogart sure had no problem signing Donna Summer, the Village People, and a bunch of other fucking bullshit disco acts. Like I said, this guy came from the bubblegum industry, where the whole point is "image" as opposed to actual talent. Half the bubblegum acts didn't even play on their own records. Of course that's been the rumor about KISS for years anyway, so they fit right in to that world.

indeedido
08-27-2010, 03:39 PM
Black Sabbath was sucking air by the time VH opened for them. KISS was in their prime and there was no bigger band around at that time. '77/'78 KISS was the biggest. That stage show at that time was like no other. I love VH, but do not think they would have blown them off the stage. Would have been a great show though.

Va Beach VH Fan
08-27-2010, 03:56 PM
Well, musically, they would have....

For as much as fans fawn over Ace Frehley, EVH could be in a coma and blow anything Ace has done away...

But as it always has been, the thing that has always made a KISS concert great is their stage show.... The pyro, the blood, the spitting fire, yadda, yadda....

So while VH would have held their own song vs. song, KISS in those days was indeed "the hottest band in the world" because of their show......

Carloscda
08-27-2010, 04:49 PM
Well, musically, they would have....

For as much as fans fawn over Ace Frehley, EVH could be in a coma and blow anything Ace has done away...

But as it always has been, the thing that has always made a KISS concert great is their stage show.... The pyro, the blood, the spitting fire, yadda, yadda....

So while VH would have held their own song vs. song, KISS in those days was indeed "the hottest band in the world" because of their show......

Exactly.. pyro, lightshow, theatrics to cover up how BAD they were/are!!
People talk about Dave's singing, I watched the Kiss specials they had on VH 1 a few months ago and they SUCK!!

Without all the theatrics the musicianship alone would have blew Kiss off the stage!

Va Beach VH Fan
08-27-2010, 09:00 PM
And speak of the devil, as I type this KISS is blasting "Cold Gin" at the Ampitheater right over the grove of trees next to my house....

GAR
08-27-2010, 09:53 PM
I remember reading somewhere that Bogart told VH he couldn't sign them because he had just signed Billy Squiers old band Piper, and didn't need another 'rock act' on his roster. That went well.

Yup! thats what happened..

VHscraps
08-28-2010, 06:07 AM
You can find a complete listing of RUSH's tour history at the POWER WINDOWS website (http://www.2112.net/powerwindows/main/Tours.htm). The band did not start touring outside of Canada until August of 1974. In October of that year, RUSH played 4 dates in the Los Angeles area, but the venue is not mentioned. Later in November, they played the Shrine Auditorium and the Whiskey, opening for Rory Gallagher and Wet Willie. By comparing a list of VH's performances (http://www.rocknvideos.com/vhtourdates.html) from that era, it is possible to cross reference things and come to the conclusion that other than the remote possibility of the above mentioned '74 October dates, the bands did NOT cross paths until later in their careers.

The only problem with that is that the Van Halen lists of 'complete performances' to be found out there are anything but complete.

It's possible that if that guy Jack Valentine is to be believed - and I don't see what he has to gain from lying about it - then it would have been, as you say, in late 74 if at all that the Gazzari's thing happened.

There must be someone out there in LA who can remember if there was another 3-piece called Rush!? Not Mahogany Rush, shurely ...

Are any of you cats old enough anyway ... I feel old.

VHscraps
08-28-2010, 06:17 AM
The only problem with that is that the Van Halen lists of 'complete performances' to be found out there are anything but complete.

It's possible that if that guy Jack Valentine is to be believed - and I don't see what he has to gain from lying about it - then it would have been, as you say, in late 74 if at all that the Gazzari's thing happened.

There must be someone out there in LA who can remember if there was another 3-piece called Rush!? Not Mahogany Rush, shurely ...

Are any of you cats old enough anyway ... I feel old.

I was just looking at the list of Van Halen Performances (http://www.rocknvideos.com/vhtourdates.html) and I have doubts about its veracity, I have to say. For starters, they played way more gigs in the LA area in 74-77 than just what you see there. To give just one example, I heard MA in an interview last year talk about playing The Handlebar Saloon in Pasadena, and from accounts of people who were in other Pasadena bands (like Snotty Scotty and the Hankies), VH might have played there semi-regularly.

And also the list does not include a 1980 gig that I was at!! Here's a copy of a ticket from said gig:

http://www.inthewilderness.com/apollo/uploads/images/tickets/1980_06_18.JPG

I also have pix from the gig - it was real, it happened.

chefcraig
08-28-2010, 08:50 AM
The only problem with that is that the Van Halen lists of 'complete performances' to be found out there are anything but complete.

It's possible that if that guy Jack Valentine is to be believed - and I don't see what he has to gain from lying about it - then it would have been, as you say, in late 74 if at all that the Gazzari's thing happened.

There must be someone out there in LA who can remember if there was another 3-piece called Rush!? Not Mahogany Rush, shurely ...

No, the "only problem" is that you are putting your entire belief in this Valentine fellow, who just so happens to state that he is "fuzzy" on the details and openly admits that he didn't even witness the band in question. For cryin' out loud, I have difficulty remembering what I ate for dinner last night, let alone the details of something I did not even see from close to 40 years ago. :umm:

Va Beach VH Fan
08-28-2010, 10:45 AM
I was just looking at the list of Van Halen Performances (http://www.rocknvideos.com/vhtourdates.html) and I have doubts about its veracity, I have to say. For starters, they played way more gigs in the LA area in 74-77 than just what you see there. To give just one example, I heard MA in an interview last year talk about playing The Handlebar Saloon in Pasadena, and from accounts of people who were in other Pasadena bands (like Snotty Scotty and the Hankies), VH might have played there semi-regularly.

And also the list does not include a 1980 gig that I was at!! Here's a copy of a ticket from said gig:

http://www.inthewilderness.com/apollo/uploads/images/tickets/1980_06_18.JPG

I also have pix from the gig - it was real, it happened.


That list is not very accurate..... You failed to look at our calendar....


06-18-2010 to 06-18-2010 (This event occurs every June 18) 12:00 AM to 12:00 AM
This Day in CVH/DLR History

1977
Van Halen plays The Proud Bird Grand Ballroom in Los Angeles, CA. A La Carte, The Dogs, and The Zippers are the opening acts.

1979
Van Halen plays the Stadthalle in Offenbach, Germany.

1980
Van Halen plays the Apollo Theater in Glasgow, UK.

1981
Van Halen plays the Selland Arena in Fresno, CA. The Fools are the opening act.

1988
David Lee Roth plays the Veterans Memorial Coliseum in Phoenix, AZ.

1991
Alex Van Halen places his handprints in cement as he is inducted to the Hollywood, CA Rock Walk.


Not tooting my horn, but you're not going to find a more accurate VH tour listing than here.....

Va Beach VH Fan
08-28-2010, 10:50 AM
Also, there's a dude that's been collecting CVH tour ticket stubs for a while now, it was one of the references that I used to compile my VH tour listings....

That Glasgow show is already on there... My stub from May 20, 1984 is on there too...

http://tommyv.fortunecity.com/

Dave's Bitch
08-29-2010, 04:49 AM
Exactly.. pyro, lightshow, theatrics to cover up how BAD they were/are!!
People talk about Dave's singing, I watched the Kiss specials they had on VH 1 a few months ago and they SUCK!!

Without all the theatrics the musicianship alone would have blew Kiss off the stage!

although not really, you seen the clips on rock the nation from the theater shows they did?,fantastic. I have seen kiss twice in the past few years and they sounded great. Although most will not agree, the 80's still was great musically and played great live.

Honestly back in the day i think they would have made a great pair

GAR
08-29-2010, 05:17 AM
and from accounts of people who were in other Pasadena bands (like Snotty Scotty and the Hankies), VH might have played there semi-regularly.

Scotty's still around! He lives on Baldwin in Arcadia, I think I bought a pedal from him thru the Recycler 6 years ago.