What am I, chopped dragon liver?

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  • Satan
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6664

    What am I, chopped dragon liver?

    It's not like it's a secret that I was born on June 6, at 6:00 AM, you know.

    Guess I have to sing to myself too, huh?

    Unholy Birthday to me
    Unholy Birthday to me
    Unholy Birthday dear Satan
    Unholy Birthday to me


    :bottle:

    As far as I'm concerned, you can all go to Heaven!
    Eternally Under the Authority of Satan

    Originally posted by Sockfucker
    I've been in several mental institutions but not in Bakersfield.
  • FilthyLilMouth

    #2
    Hey Satan, happy birthday to you!

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    • Coyote
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 8185

      #3
      Re: What am I, chopped dragon liver?

      Originally posted by Satan
      It's not like it's a secret that I was born on June 6, at 6:00 AM, you know.

      Guess I have to sing to myself too, huh?

      Unholy Birthday to me
      Unholy Birthday to me
      Unholy Birthday dear Satan
      Unholy Birthday to me


      :bottle:

      As far as I'm concerned, you can all go to Heaven!
      God damn! Didn't even notice...

      As a consolation, I'll play Iron Maiden's "Number Of The Beast" at full blast just for you, OK? Anyway, Happy B-day, S.
      Why settle for something you have, if it's not as good as something you're out to get?

      Originally posted by Seshmeister
      It's like putting up a YouTube of Bach and playing Chopstix on your Bontempi...

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      • Fabulous Shadow

        #4
        Happy Birthday you lil DEVIL! SMOOTCH!

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        • DaveIsKing
          Veteran
          • Mar 2004
          • 1504

          #5
          Hey, is DAVE still runnin' with ya? Or did he finally resort back to Las Vegas?
          PROPERTY OF DaveIsKing©

          YOUR GIRLFRIEND = OWNED

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          • Lqskdiver
            Sniper
            • Jun 2004
            • 763

            #6
            Oh shit, that's right. Yo dude, hope you had a good one.

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            • Lqskdiver
              Sniper
              • Jun 2004
              • 763

              #7
              Originally posted by Lqskdiver
              Oh shit, that's right. Yo dude, hope you had a good one.
              Your alter ego's birthday is also coming up if I'm not mistaken. Or should I say the person you possess on occasion.

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              • ashstralia
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Feb 2004
                • 6566

                #8
                steve vai happens to have the same b'day!

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                • Katydid
                  I am a Giant CUNT
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 2398

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Satan
                  It's not like it's a secret that I was born on June 6, at 6:00 AM, you know.

                  Guess I have to sing to myself too, huh?

                  Unholy Birthday to me
                  Unholy Birthday to me
                  Unholy Birthday dear Satan
                  Unholy Birthday to me


                  :bottle:

                  Was you born in '66 also?

                  As far as I'm concerned, you can all go to Heaven!

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 58789

                    #10
                    Actually, Satan assumed human form on July 6, 1946.
                    Eat Us And Smile

                    Cenk For America 2024!!

                    Justice Democrats


                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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