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  • Sensible Shoes
    Full Member Status

    • Oct 2009
    • 4648

    WTF is a birthday deathbed?

    Just askin......

    Oh dear.
  • sadaist
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Jul 2004
    • 11625

    #2
    Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
    Just askin......


    Going out on the anniversary of the day you came in?
    “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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    • Sensible Shoes
      Full Member Status

      • Oct 2009
      • 4648

      #3
      Dunno. It's a song and I don't get it.

      Oh dear.

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      • Blaze
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2009
        • 4371

        #4
        epoch
        Lyrics:
        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me on
        my birthday deathbed
        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me
        'cause I'm dead & bloated

        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me on
        my birthday deathbed
        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me
        'cause I'm dead & bloated

        Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
        I feel I've come of age
        When she peeks I start to run
        Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
        I feel I've come of age
        When she peeks I start to run

        You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
        You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

        I am trampled under sole of
        another man's shoes
        Guess I walked too softly

        Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
        I feel I've come of age
        When she peeks I start to run
        Ohh yeah, and she says it's natural
        I feel I've come of age
        When she peeks I start to run

        You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'
        You can't swallow what I'm thinkin'

        I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
        I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow

        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me on
        my birthday deathbed
        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me
        'cause I'm dead & bloated

        I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
        I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
        I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow
        I run through the world thinkin' 'bout tomorrow, thinkin' 'bout tomorrow

        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me on
        my birthday deathbed
        I am smellin' like the rose
        that somebody gave me, somebody gave me,
        somebody gave me on
        my birthday deathbed

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        • Sensible Shoes
          Full Member Status

          • Oct 2009
          • 4648

          #5
          Still don't get it. Oh well too deep I guess.

          Oh dear.

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          • jhale667
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Aug 2004
            • 20929

            #6
            It's clearly where he's smellin' like the rose that somebody gave him...c'mon!
            Originally posted by conmee
            If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

            That is all.

            Icon.
            Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
            I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


            Originally posted by Isaac R.
            Then it's really true??:eek:

            The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

            OMFG...who in their right mind...???
            Originally posted by eddie78
            I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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            • indeedido
              Veteran
              • Feb 2004
              • 2293

              #7
              stillborn?
              This space for rent.

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              • PETE'S BROTHER
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Feb 2007
                • 12678

                #8
                maybe wakin' up hungover after your birthday?
                Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • Jagermeister
                  Full Member Status

                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4510

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  maybe wakin' up hungover after your birthday?
                  That's birthday bed head I think.

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    maybe its "smellin' all the hos that have birthday bed head"
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • thome
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Mar 2005
                      • 6674

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                      Just askin......my birthday deathbed
                      A memorable -Hook- leading into some driving guitar........don't you watch, Behind The Music..?

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                      • VanHalenFan5150
                        Sniper
                        • Oct 2009
                        • 960

                        #12
                        Urban Dictionary is your friend.
                        Reading Crazy From the Heat in four hours flat, in a cramped RV, on the return trip of a 3,000+ mile family outing to New Jersey is an enlightening experience you'll never forget.

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                        • thome
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Mar 2005
                          • 6674

                          #13

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                          • 78/84 guy
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Apr 2005
                            • 2557

                            #14
                            It's Weiland so who the fuck knows !! I like it.

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                            • Little Texan
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 4579

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                              WTF is a birthday deathbed?
                              Furthermore, why would you be smelling like a rose that somebody gave you on said birthday deathbed when you're dead and bloated? That is one strong scented rose!

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