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Eddie Van Halen Near Death
It might be old, but it cracked me up.
Eddie Van Halen Near Death
It might be old, but it cracked me up.
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Last edited by Warham; 06-07-2004, 05:35 PM. -
LOL. The last line's great.
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Gawd4bid man....I may be disgusted at the way they treat us, but I don't wish the guy bad health or death. That shit ain't funny.Originally posted by Warham
Read the blurb in the lower left corner....
Eddie Van Halen Near Death
It might be old, but it cracked me up.Comment
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It's more of an irony thing considering how bad he looked in his most recent photos.Comment
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Guitar legend Eddie Van Halen is reported to be near death today following complications related to a degenerative aging disorder. Doctors say the rocker, who's recently battled cancer, alcoholism, and hip replacement, "has the body of a man at least twice his age."
"Don't worry, I'm going to make it," Van Halen said through a band spokesman. "There's no way I'm going to let that fucker David Lee Roth outlast me. Rock on!"Comment
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the last line lol
Eminem shocked and disappointed fans recently when he told MTV that he's "stupid" and has "a small penis", causing sales of the rapper's latest album to fall sharply.
"It's a real surprise," said die-hard fan Stan Waters."I always thought he was the best, man, I mean I even got a tattoo with his name across my chest. Now I feel stupid, how am I supposed to get that shit off?"Comment
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Did you catch the other article on the page? Seems Dave has joined The Beatles :confused:Eat Us And Smile
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