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  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    Presidential seal falls to the floor

    Oct 5, 2010

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    WASHINGTON (AP) - The presidential seal has fallen off President Barack Obama's podium and clattered to the stage as Obama delivered a speech to a women's conference.

    The president was joking with the audience and getting some laughs when he realized what happened. "All of you know who I am," he quipped.

    Obama told the audience that somebody in the back was really nervous, referring to the staffer who hung the seal on the front of the lectern so precariously.


  • bueno bob
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jul 2004
    • 22942

    #2
    Stop the presses!

    ...Never mind. Start them up again.
    Twistin' by the pool.

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #3
      I knew that Hercules Hook was a piece of shit before I even ordered it, but I bought it anyway.










      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • hambon4lif
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2810

        #4
        I would recommend Gorilla Glue, but then I'd be accused of being a racist....

        ....fuckit, he's on his own on this one.

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #5
          god, here goes, they woulda used velcro but he got stuck to it last time.
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • Jagermeister
            Full Member Status

            • Apr 2010
            • 4510

            #6
            Originally posted by hambon4lif
            I would recommend Gorilla Glue, but then I'd be accused of being a racist....

            ....fuckit, he's on his own on this one.
            I don't get it? :confused:

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            • Nitro Express
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 32798

              #7
              It's a sign from God telling us to impeach the bastard.
              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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              • ELVIS
                Banned
                • Dec 2003
                • 44120

                #8


                Dis glue might he`p secure da Presidential seal, Savior Obama. Ya' dig?


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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  #9
                  Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                  god, here goes, they woulda used velcro but he got stuck to it last time.
                  Wasn't that "He got stuck to the ceiling"?









                  “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                  ― Stephen Hawking

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                  • PETE'S BROTHER
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Feb 2007
                    • 12678

                    #10
                    Originally posted by chefcraig
                    Wasn't that "He got stuck to the ceiling"?
                    that is how he was babysat as a child
                    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • jhale667
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Aug 2004
                      • 20929

                      #11
                      Hardy har, douchebags.
                      Originally posted by conmee
                      If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                      That is all.

                      Icon.
                      Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                      I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                      Originally posted by Isaac R.
                      Then it's really true??:eek:

                      The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                      OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                      Originally posted by eddie78
                      I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #12
                        Originally posted by jhale667
                        Hardy har, douchebags.
                        name calling can be very hurtful:tongue0011:
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • jhale667
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 20929

                          #13
                          Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                          name calling can be very hurtful:tongue0011:
                          Exactly...cousin-fucker. :tongue0011:
                          Originally posted by conmee
                          If anyone even thinks about deleting the Muff Thread they are banned.... no questions asked.

                          That is all.

                          Icon.
                          Originally posted by GO-SPURS-GO
                          I've seen prominent hypocrite liberal on this site Jhale667


                          Originally posted by Isaac R.
                          Then it's really true??:eek:

                          The Muff Thread is really just GONE ???

                          OMFG...who in their right mind...???
                          Originally posted by eddie78
                          I was wrong about you, brother. You're good.

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #14
                            Originally posted by jhale667
                            Exactly...cousin-fucker. :tongue0011:
                            i fucked your cousin? sorry:tongue0011:
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #15
                              My cousin when she was younger looked just like Jessica Simpson. I will honest say, I wanted to fuck her silly.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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