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  • WARF
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Jan 2004
    • 15318

    Warfy...warfy... Rise from your grave!!!

    Ah yes... one time yall!!!

    Where the fuck has WARF been???

    Well judging by the empty pans, and sauce on the floor... I spent last weekends blackout as EMERILL!!!

    I'm still living and breathing classic Van Halen up here in Boston...
    Just got done watching the celtics at home last night, beat the shit outta Lebron James and company... and everything is going well. Hopefully I wil be able to post here more often, but my job and girlfriend take up 99% of my time.... and im pretty sure not alot has changed... as we are all still waiting for the next classic Van Halen album!

    Anyways... I just learned on the discovery channel a few days ago that female penguins trade sex for pebbles to build nests...

    I guess we know what katie is gonna be for halloween....

    best!

    =WARF=
  • Sarge's Little Helper
    Commando
    • Mar 2003
    • 1267

    #2
    Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

    Hi WARF Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
    "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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    • Guitar Shark
      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
      • Jan 2004
      • 7576

      #3
      Welcome back B... some of us were actually worried about you. It's not like you to blow off the fantasy football league!!

      Hope all is well!
      ROTH ARMY MILITIA


      Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
      Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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      • WARF
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jan 2004
        • 15318

        #4
        I sent a message to pojo a couple months ago, that I wouldnt be around for awhile... I have been extremely busy, and to be perfectly honest I never even thought about this place... it just hasnt crossed my mind. I miss you guys though...

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        • Matt White
          • Jun 2004
          • 20446

          #5
          Good to see ya WARF...................

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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12707

            #6
            Who the hell is this guy? Another alias, I bet.

            We can't get rid of 'em.

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              #7
              What's up, WARF? Great to hear from you after these many months. Hope all is well in bean town. And no, you are not missing much here in the Land Of Nod.









              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • WARF
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 15318

                #8
                Yes, I am back. Sorry you lost money Sharky on the Roth Army celebrity death pool... I didn't die from a drug overdose...

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                • POJO_Risin
                  Roth Army Caesar
                  • Mar 2003
                  • 40648

                  #9
                  Originally posted by WARF
                  I sent a message to pojo a couple months ago, that I wouldnt be around for awhile... I have been extremely busy, and to be perfectly honest I never even thought about this place... it just hasnt crossed my mind. I miss you guys though...
                  You son of a bitch...you didn't say you were going to be GONE for months...you said you were going to be busy. For WARF...that generally means three hours a day...instead of six...

                  And no motherfucking football? You BASTARD!!!!

                  Seriously...good to know you are alive. I honest to god believed you were dead...in the hospital with rickets...or shacked up somewhere in the mountains of transylvania with a co-ed, naked vampire...
                  "Van Halen was one of the most hallelujah, tailgate, backyard, BBQ, arrive four hours early to the gig just for the parking lot bands. And still to this day is. It's an attitude. I think it's a spirit more than anything else is."

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                  • Guitar Shark
                    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                    • Jan 2004
                    • 7576

                    #10
                    Sticky this bitch!!

                    OK, I can do that.
                    ROTH ARMY MILITIA


                    Originally posted by EAT MY ASSHOLE
                    Sharky sometimes needs things spelled out for him in explicit, specific detail. I used to think it was a lawyer thing, but over time it became more and more evident that he's merely someone's idiot twin.

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                    • Von Halen
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Dec 2003
                      • 7607

                      #11
                      WARF!

                      You rotten bastard! What the fuck have you been so busy doing? Don't tell me you are fucking Red Sux fan now!

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                      • GAR
                        Banned
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 10849

                        #12
                        Originally posted by WARF
                        Hopefully I wil be able to post here more often, but my job and girlfriend take up 99% of my time.... and im pretty sure not alot has changed... as we are all still waiting for the next classic Van Halen album!
                        You know how it goes.. '07, '08, '09 and then Oh-Ten NADA!

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                        • WARF
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 15318

                          #13
                          Originally posted by POJO_Risin
                          You son of a bitch...you didn't say you were going to be GONE for months...you said you were going to be busy. For WARF...that generally means three hours a day...instead of six...

                          And no motherfucking football? You BASTARD!!!!

                          Seriously...good to know you are alive. I honest to god believed you were dead...in the hospital with rickets...or shacked up somewhere in the mountains of transylvania with a co-ed, naked vampire...
                          Sorry, none of the above! However, I did shave my pubes last week into the shape of a top hat... and now refer to my junk as, "Abe Lincoln"...

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                          • WARF
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Jan 2004
                            • 15318

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Von Halen
                            WARF!

                            You rotten bastard! What the fuck have you been so busy doing? Don't tell me you are fucking Red Sux fan now!
                            Fuck the yankees!! I'm 5 miles from the greatest ballpark in America!!!

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                            • chefcraig
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Apr 2004
                              • 12172

                              #15
                              Originally posted by WARF
                              Fuck the yankees!! I'm 5 miles from the greatest ballpark in America!!!
                              I thought you moved to Boston, not Chicago?









                              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                              ― Stephen Hawking

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