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The Top Ten Conservative Idiots (No. 158)
June 7, 2004
Chalabi Damned Edition
We're back after our holiday break, and it's certainly been an eventful couple of weeks. George W. Bush (1) went to Europe, but before he left he found time to "distance himself" from former buddy Ahmed Chalabi after Chalabi apparently passed sensitive information to the Iranians which he received from The White House Mystery Drunk (2). Meanwhile Kelli Arena and John Ashcroft (3) spread some unpleasant propaganda, Enron (4) was thoroughly embarrassed, and Trent Lott (6) weighed in on the Abu Ghraib scandal. Elsewhere, Dana Rohrabacher (7) has lost his mind, Team Bush (9) has really gone negative, and Donald Rumsfeld (10) is getting shit from his wife. Enjoy, and as usual, don't forget the key!
PS. If you're looking for stories about Ronald Reagan in this week's edition, he "ended communication" a little too close to our deadline. Tune in next week for coverage of the fallout of St. Ronald's passing.
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June 7, 2004
Chalabi Damned Edition
We're back after our holiday break, and it's certainly been an eventful couple of weeks. George W. Bush (1) went to Europe, but before he left he found time to "distance himself" from former buddy Ahmed Chalabi after Chalabi apparently passed sensitive information to the Iranians which he received from The White House Mystery Drunk (2). Meanwhile Kelli Arena and John Ashcroft (3) spread some unpleasant propaganda, Enron (4) was thoroughly embarrassed, and Trent Lott (6) weighed in on the Abu Ghraib scandal. Elsewhere, Dana Rohrabacher (7) has lost his mind, Team Bush (9) has really gone negative, and Donald Rumsfeld (10) is getting shit from his wife. Enjoy, and as usual, don't forget the key!
PS. If you're looking for stories about Ronald Reagan in this week's edition, he "ended communication" a little too close to our deadline. Tune in next week for coverage of the fallout of St. Ronald's passing.
This week's Top 10 Conservative Idiots has way too many graphics and links to copy to this site, so continue reading here.