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  • Blaze
    Full Member Status

    • Jan 2009
    • 4371

    Fake doctor jailed for giving breast exams in bars

    Who at the Roth Army lives in Idaho?

    By Laura Zuckerman – Thu Nov 18, 2:01 pm ET

    SALMON, Idaho (Reuters) – An Idaho judge has set bond at $100,000 for a Boise woman police say posed as a physician and duped at least two other women into having their breasts examined by her at Boise-area nightclubs.
    Kristina Ross, 37, remains in Ada County Jail in Boise on two felony counts of practicing medicine without a license.

    Police say Ross introduced herself to victims -- one at a downtown Boise bar
    and the other at a nightclub in a Boise suburb -- as a plastic surgeon named Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.

    The two women told Boise officers they believed Ross was a physician because of her apparent medical knowledge, and they agreed to undergo what they thought were breast exams, which happened at the bars.

    As part of her ruse, Ross gave the women the telephone number of a real licensed plastic surgeon in Boise, the state capital, authorities said.
    Staff at that medical office became alarmed at the number of calls they received from women in recent weeks attempting to confirm appointments or surgeries with a Berlyn Aussieahshowna, according to charging documents.
    Medical workers on Tuesday alerted Boise police about the pattern, and they later arrested Ross.

    The suspect's gender is unclear. Idaho court records show that Ross was arrested for petty theft in the spring and that the arrest warrant was issued to a Kristoffer Jon Ross.

    The Idaho Statesman website reported that Ross has a previous criminal record as a man but identifies herself as a woman and was booked into Ada County Jail as a female.

    Cosmetic surgical procedures Ross discussed with victims after she touched their breasts under the guise of a medical evaluation included breast augmentation and liposuction.

    The court on Wednesday found Ross was eligible for a public defender and set a preliminary hearing on the two felony charges for December 1. If convicted, Ross could face a maximum of five years in prison and a fine of up to $10,000 for each count.

    (Editing by Steve Gorman and Peter Bohan)
    "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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  • Anonymous
    Banned
    • May 2004
    • 12748

    #2
    Brilliant! I MUST remember to use this one.

    Cheers! :bottle:

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #3
      Originally posted by Imapus Sylicker
      Brilliant! I MUST remember to use this one.

      Cheers! :bottle:
      The guy probably got the idea from some Boy Scouts...










      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • ThrillsNSpills
        ROTH ARMY ELITE
        • Jan 2004
        • 6627

        #4
        There was a guy in his 70's who did this in Florida, door to door no less.

        He progressed to amateur gynocology on one of the "victims."

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58789

          #5
          So let me see if I get this right......

          A dude who wants to be a chick is pretending to be a doctor so he can feel up women's tits?

          So then he's either a lesbian trapped in a man's body, or he's trying to find a pair that feels right, so he'll know what to tell his own plastic surgeon to aim for when he becomes a she.

          Wouldn't it be easier just to look at pictures?
          Eat Us And Smile

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          • chefcraig
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Apr 2004
            • 12172

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD
            Wouldn't it be easier just to look at pictures?
            Look at it this way: Would you rather stare at a picture of an ice cold glass of beer, or have a real one in your hand?









            “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
            ― Stephen Hawking

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #7
              Originally posted by FORD
              So let me see if I get this right......

              A dude who wants to be a chick is pretending to be a doctor so he can feel up women's tits?

              So then he's either a lesbian trapped in a man's body, or he's trying to find a pair that feels right, so he'll know what to tell his own plastic surgeon to aim for when he becomes a she.

              Wouldn't it be easier just to look at pictures?
              aka the muff thread
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • sadaist
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Jul 2004
                • 11625

                #8
                Originally posted by Blaze
                Berlyn Aussieahshowna, a name that turned out to be bogus.

                Ya think!



                This should give hope to all single men that there are still really, really stupid women to be found in bars.
                “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                • Blaze
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2009
                  • 4371

                  #9
                  The suspect's gender is unclear.


                  That was the best line, wasn't it?

                  I wondered if you all would catch that?
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