Snoiwy Conditions Proving Hazardous To Nation's Idiots

[Hardrock69]

Snowy Conditions Proving Hazardous For Nation's Idiots

[ThrillsNSpills]

Do not attempt to mow lawns.
Avoid walking into trees.
Do not attempt to eat de-icing salt. (woman getting the slushy should have poured flavoring on her iced windshield and licked if off.)
Don't shoot up your kids with mercury, antifreeze, microbes, antibiotics, chemicals, heavy metals and animal byproducts because a shithead on TV tells you to comma you fucking idiot.

[Hardrock69]

Hey, they are idiots. All the advice in the world won't stop them from their appointed duty as stupid fucks.

[Nitro Express]

I hate mowing in the winter. The mower spits out chucks of ice and they break the windows on the house.