Oregon vs. Auburn - Gametime

[sonrisa salvaje]

As much as i hate to say it, i like Auburn's chances in this game.

[sonrisa salvaje]

I'm wondering what the over and under is on Cam Newton smiling and throwing his arms up in the air...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

go ducks, i guess

[sadaist]

go ducks, i guess

I don't follow college ball. But I'll watch & pull for the Ducks as my friends live in Oregon and are big fans. Hope it's a good game.

[FORD]

Tonight, the Pac 10 becomes the Quack 10. Go Ducks!
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[sonrisa salvaje]

go ducks, i guess

Go teeth. I don't see that the Auburn cheerleaders have any so i guess they up and left.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I don't follow college ball. But I'll watch & pull for the Ducks as my friends live in Oregon and are big fans. Hope it's a good game.

yup, friends there and we just visited the state this summer, beautiful.

[sonrisa salvaje]

2 mistakes by Oregon. You can't give Auburn this kind of field position twice in a row. Come on baby...QUACK.

[kwame k]

Yep, get your head out of your asses, boys!

[FORD]

They're kinda quacking up, aren't they? :(

[sonrisa salvaje]

They're kinda quacking up, aren't they? :(

Yes. It is about time for one of those quackback blocks.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

They're kinda quacking up, aren't they? :(

groan button

[PETE'S BROTHER]

he got squacked

[FORD]

he got squacked

:biggrin:

[Little Texan]

Who expected this to be the defensive game it's been up to this point?

[sonrisa salvaje]

They're kinda quacking up, aren't they? :(

Hey, i liked it. Cue in rimshot!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Who expected this to be the defensive game it's been up to this point?

some defensive quack

[PETE'S BROTHER]

that yellow 20 yard line fucked me up there

[sonrisa salvaje]

The Ducks have it cranked up now. Too many men on the field for the Tigers.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

tiger d is already sleepy

[PETE'S BROTHER]

anybody have zeros on a board?

[sonrisa salvaje]

anybody have zeros on a board?

No way. Who in the world could have predicted a no score first quarter?

[Little Texan]

Field goal time.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

20-10 woulda made sense:biggrin:

[FORD]

Ducks settle for 3 points. Yeah, this is gonna be a tough one.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Hey guys, will the 2 minute warning be the final quackdown? (Oh no i didn't)

[Little Texan]

Both teams have outstanding defenses.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

who will be first to quack the goal line?

[FORD]

He was definitely inbounds for that interception. Buy the ref some fucking glasses.

[sonrisa salvaje]

One overturn....coooming up.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

he was out, and auburn quacked it first

[Little Texan]

What kind of retarded play was that on the kickoff return?

[FORD]

Now that was quacking beautiful.

[Little Texan]

Yes! What a fucking play!

[Little Texan]

Oregon needs to punch it in here.

[sonrisa salvaje]

They don't need to dick around here and get a fieldgoal.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

he flew right in

[sonrisa salvaje]

Georgious

[FORD]

What a Quacking comeback!

[kwame k]

TD, baby!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Little Texan]

Touchdown ducks! Woooohoooo

[kwame k]

2 points, too!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

he ducked in for two!

[FORD]

Michael Vick, take note.... THAT is how you do a 2 point conversion!

Not sure why they thought they needed one now, but why the Duck not?

[Little Texan]

And the 2 point conversion...sweet.

[sonrisa salvaje]

Where the hell is Pojo at tonight!

[kwame k]

he ducked in for two!

Hey.....Duck you Motherducker:)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ok, shut the duck up

[PETE'S BROTHER]

FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope, duck shoe.FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope, duck shoe,FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope, duck shoe,FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope, duck shoe

[kwame k]

I swear to God, Pete........don't duck with me:hitch:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I swear to God, Pete........don't duck with me:hitch:

who the duck you think you're duckin' with, duckface!!!:tongue0011:

[kwame k]

TO....smoke 'em if you got 'em duck heads!

[kwame k]

who the duck you think you're duckin' with, duckface!!!:tongue0011:

Listen here you duck nut........if you duck with me, you're ducking with my whole posse. Back the duck off, dude:tongue0011:

[kwame k]

4th and goal!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

hit the ground, oregon ducked out

[kwame k]

Holy shit.....incomplete!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[Little Texan]

Goal line stand Oregon!

[FORD]

Pretty ducking stupid of Auburn not to take the field goal there. Being down by 1 point in the second quarter wouldn't have been so bad. :biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Listen here you duck nut........if you duck with me, you're ducking with my whole posse. Back the duck off, dude:tongue0011:

a duckin' posse? duckin' pussy. can a buy ya a duckin' shot?

[kwame k]

a duckin' posse? duckin' pussy. can a buy ya a duckin' shot?

What the duck......I can never stay mad at you Pete:o

[kwame k]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!Safety.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

tripped on the duckin' 32

[FORD]

Son of a duck :(

[sonrisa salvaje]

Well, that was a total defensive collapse by the Ducks.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

wide duckin' open:(

[PETE'S BROTHER]

What the duck......I can never stay mad at you Pete:o

whisky?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Erik Smith has always been a thug and a punk ass.

[kwame k]

Duck an A, FORD!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Wish someone had a direct line to Jesus or Satan!

[kwame k]

whisky?

A blunt???????

[sonrisa salvaje]

A blunt???????

That would make sense as Legarett Blunt used to play for Oregon didn't he?

[kwame k]

:lmao:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

10-4, no blunt, but rollin' a fatty as we speak :smoke:

[kwame k]

10-4, no blunt, but rollin' a fatty as we speak :smoke:

Heading out to the grow room to take a few tops, myself..............


Seriously, stop ducking with me dude;)

[FORD]

That had to be the weirdest second quarter I've seen all year.

When the score was 9-11, I wasn't sure if it was the BCS bowl or the BCE bowl :confused13:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Heading out to the grow room to take a few tops, myself..............


Seriously, stop ducking with me dude;)

cannot find a jealous enough smiley:(

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That had to be the weirdest second quarter I've seen all year.

When the score was 9-11, I wasn't sure if it was the BCS bowl or the BCE bowl :confused13:

if it woulda been with :01 left, i woulda agreed. duckin' a :baaa:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

73 more points to hit the over?

[chefcraig]

I can't believe I'm saying this, but as much as I despise Urban Meyer and Benedict Arnold Saban, their commentary was both enlightening and insightful during halftime.

[kwame k]

cannot find a jealous enough smiley:(

Gotta love MM laws:beers8:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

that soldier/family reunite was kick ass

[chefcraig]

Back to da game!

[sonrisa salvaje]

Someone remind me not to go out and buy a Switchfoot cd. That song is terrible.

[kwame k]

Where's the D boys?

[sonrisa salvaje]

You know Lutzinkirkin in german means white boy can catch.

[kwame k]

Big stop, my ass. They shouldn't of even had a FG opportunity:pullinghair:

[sonrisa salvaje]

Givem hell kwame. That is what i'm talkin' about.

[kwame k]

:beers8: OK, here we go!

[kwame k]

No ducking way!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

FLAG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! nope, duck shoe.

[FORD]

Somebody better get some caffeine to the Ducks really soon. They're slackin on the quackin.

[sonrisa salvaje]

I thought i saw a personal "fowl." :hee:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

they billed this as an offensive game

[kwame k]

duck shoe.

gesundheit:)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

missed that ball by the tail feathers

[kwame k]

you're on a roll PB.......

[PETE'S BROTHER]

on a waddle

[PETE'S BROTHER]

great duckin' drake!

[sonrisa salvaje]

OMG. The fake punt.

[kwame k]

NOOOOOOOOOOOO! not a TD

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ohhhhh nelly

[PETE'S BROTHER]

"down" behind the line

[kwame k]

4th and goal!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

stuufed

[kwame k]

Stopped:pullinghair:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

so, turn over on ......downs

[FORD]

I think I would have taken the fucking three points there. Still plenty of time to score again.

[kwame k]

....and they wonder why I drink!

[kwame k]

I think I would have taken the fucking three points there. Still plenty of time to score again.

no shit.......

[sonrisa salvaje]

Auburn needs to fumble or something. The Ducks need a turnover.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

I think I would have taken the fucking three points there. Still plenty of time to score again.

dammit, ford gave up on the duckin' theme, he's ruffled:biggrin:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh, first ...down. i'll roost for a while

[FORD]

dammit, ford gave up on the duckin' theme, he's ruffled:biggrin:

Sorry, this game just went Daffy, and it's hard for me to hatch any new material. :(

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Sorry, this game just went Daffy, and it's hard for me to hatch any new material. :(

eggcellent!

[sonrisa salvaje]

Oregon's offense hasn't exactly been poultry in motion has it?

[FORD]

No, they're laying a big egg so far. :(

[kwame k]

yes!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonrisa salvaje]

I'll tell you what. There was 1 second on the clock when they snapped that punt and they called a delay. They didn't call a facemask on Auburn a minute ago. They are not calling shit on Auburn. If the refs want to go ahead and award the game to Auburn i wish they would just do it instead of letting this play out.

[kwame k]

All the momentum is for Auburn......

[FORD]

Yeah, the ESPN hacks sure made their SEC whoring obvious when they said it was "great officiating" in this game. :mad:

[sonrisa salvaje]

I think it is about time to put this one in the books. Who would have thought Oregon would be held to 11 points?

[FORD]

They have to make something happen here. Someone needs to trip that big fucker that's making all of Auburn's defensive plays and take him out of the equation. Or somehow slip a roofie into his Gatorade.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

first down

[PETE'S BROTHER]

slip him a mickey:biggrin:

[kwame k]

ouch!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

now it will take a miracle......

[sonrisa salvaje]

Both defenses have played excellent. You couldn't ask more from the Oregon defense nor from Auburn's. Oh yeah, show a replay from the Bama game you bastards!

[kwame k]

Yes!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Fumble!!!!!!!!!! No a flag.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

quckin' a!! a miracle

[PETE'S BROTHER]

a matthews miracle, i love that flock

[kwame k]

OK, in scoring position.......

[PETE'S BROTHER]

geez, waddle a game

[FORD]

Just don't duck up this one, damn it.

[kwame k]

Duck an A.................need 2 points!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

huge 2 comin' up

[Little Texan]

Tie game!

[FORD]

Duck yeah!!!

[sonrisa salvaje]

It's a miracle!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! !11

[kwame k]

got it motherduckers

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Got it

[FORD]

Onside kick?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Only thing is Auburn can come down in a flash.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

D play hard now god duckit

[PETE'S BROTHER]

wtf?...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

oh boy

[kwame k]

SOB he wasn't down!!!!!!!!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nope.

[kwame k]

Onside kick?

I thought the same thing.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

how many has he chumped?

[sonrisa salvaje]

Auburn's kicker has ice in his blood. He ain't gonna miss.

[FORD]

That ref just earned himself the MVP :mad:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That ref just earned himself the MVP :mad:

now now. fuckin' td

[kwame k]

There is no God!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[sonrisa salvaje]

God damnit

[FORD]

That motherduckfucker was definitely DOWN that time.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ball was across:(

[PETE'S BROTHER]

ok short

[PETE'S BROTHER]

two fuckin' miracles?

[kwame k]

so close...................bummer!

[FORD]

Now if only this kicker can fuck up....

[kwame k]

They won't kick!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

sorry ford. that was a duckin' good game tho

[kwame k]

Ducking assholes.........................

[FORD]

Fuck a duck! :(

[sadaist]

That 37 yard run that basically gave the game to Auburn...what the fuck?

I realize his knee didn't touch the field. But this is tackle football...and dude was clearly & cleanly tackled. Are we so anal that his knee has to actually touch grass? I mean, if the tackler sucked in his gut 1 inch, the ball carriers knee would have touched. Just seems way too nit-picky. He was tackled. I don't care if his knee hit before he popped back up using the tacklers body as leverage.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

That 37 yard run that basically gave the game to Auburn...what the fuck?

I realize his knee didn't touch the field. But this is tackle football...and dude was clearly & cleanly tackled. Are we so anal that his knee has to actually touch grass? I mean, if the tackler sucked in his gut 1 inch, the ball carriers knee would have touched. Just seems way too nit-picky. He was tackled. I don't care if his knee hit before he popped back up using the tacklers body as leverage.

? c'mon

[Little Texan]

Shit. Duck Ducking Auburn!

[FORD]

God was with us??

Fuck you.

[sonrisa salvaje]

War Eagle you bunch of queers. There will be a gay fest tonight in Auburn.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

git 'em

[sadaist]

sorry ford. that was a duckin' good game tho


Agree. And ditto on apologies to Ford. They kept it tight, and kinda got robbed (in my eyes) at the end.

[FORD]

GOD DOESN"T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM. Geezus, enough already.

[FORD]

Agree. And ditto on apologies to Ford. They kept it tight, and kinda got robbed (in my eyes) at the end.

No shit, all these idiots giving the credit to God, when the referrees had to break commandments for them to win!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

GOD DOESN"T GIVE A SHIT ABOUT YOUR FUCKING FOOTBALL TEAM. Geezus, enough already.

the flying spaghetti monster does tho. they are toilet papering their own campus? :lmao:

[kwame k]

BCE(S) conspiracy if you ask me;)

[FORD]

War Eagle you bunch of queers. There will be a gay fest tonight in Auburn.

What's up with this war eagle bullshit anyway? I thought they were the "Tigers"??

[Unchainme]

Fuck the SEC,

Fuck cam newton for getting away with taking money for CFB.

And fuck the BCS for this sham of a title game.

TCU HORNED FROGS, YOUR 2010 NATIONAL CHAMPIONS!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

just stop watchin' ford, i'm gonna

[PETE'S BROTHER]

one of them is gonna drop that trophy:biggrin:

[FORD]

Well at least TCU won honestly. Sure, give them the title.

[kwame k]

There is no meaning in life.........................goodbye cruel world!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

There is no meaning in life.........................goodbye cruel world!

smoked into oblivion

[PETE'S BROTHER]

well this was a great post count pad as well, thanks folks. good night, so long and thanks for all the fish :baaa:

[FORD]

2nd biggest crime to take place in Arizona this week.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

2nd biggest crime to take place in Arizona this week.

that was good :baaa:

[Little Texan]

What's up with this war eagle bullshit anyway? I thought they were the "Tigers"??

I've always wondered what was up with the eagle shit, myself.