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  • Hardrock69
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2005
    • 21833

    Keanu Reeves Is Immportal



    Two lengthy to post here.

    But makes sense.
  • ELVIS
    Banned
    • Dec 2003
    • 44120

    #2
    Immportal huh ??

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35159

      #3
      He doesn't age because he's completely wooden.

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      • Hardrock69
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2005
        • 21833

        #4
        Ugh....damn typos.

        Be nice if I were allowed to edit my own post to fix it.

        But, like VH does not care what the fans want, I have come to accept that a request like that is going to have zero consideration.

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        • ELVIS
          Banned
          • Dec 2003
          • 44120

          #5
          LoungeMolester can fix it for you but he's probably on his day job at facebook...

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          • Hardrock69
            DIAMOND STATUS
            • Feb 2005
            • 21833

            #6
            Ok, is this shit true? If so I find some of it really stupid. Ok, I find ALL of it stupid:

            A questionable report puts Keanu Reeves in London talking about The Matrix 4 & 5, Bill and Ted 3 and upcoming projects by the Wachowskis including a futuristic Robin Hood starring Will Smith.



            A questionable report puts Keanu Reeves in London talking about The Matrix 4 & 5, Bill and Ted 3 and upcoming projects by the Wachowskis including a futuristic Robin Hood starring Will Smith.

            The Matrix was an industry changing film on several levels, from ground-breaking visual effects
            to an entirely new way of shooting action sequences, all mixed together with an extra dose of “cool.” It quickly earned itself a pair of sequels in The Matrix Reloaded and The Matrix Revolutions which unfortunately, didn’t quite live up to the stature of the original film about Neo, Morpheus and the rest of the human resistance.

            While the Wachowskis brought some cool characters and arguably the best soundtrack and fight sequences with Reloaded, it laid a curious path for the trilogy conclusion, Revolution, which was all kinds of bad – for fans and critics alike. The trilogy seemingly saw the end of Keanu Reeves’ messianic character, Neo, but many expected he would rise again and according to Keanu Reeves, that’s actually the plan.

            Ain’t It Cool News loyalist “El Nino” sent in info about Reeves speaking at “London school of performing Arts university” - which I think means the London International School Of Performing Arts – as a keynote speaker. During the presentation, Keanu apparently provided updates on The Matrix 4 & 5 (both in 3D), Bill and Ted 3 as well as a modern adaptation of Robin Hood.

            Before we get into the report, my problem with this is that no one else has reported directly about event, not even the school which is not named correctly in the email sent to AICN. My immediate reaction is to believe it’s false as not one of the reporting sites has verified it. I sent the school a message about the Reeves guest appearance and to Warner Bros. about the news below and will update when I hear back, but here are the key points from the email for you to chew on in the meantime:

            [UPDATE: The Senior Administrator for the London International School of Performing Arts informed me that Keanu Reeves made no appearance there. DEBUNKED]

            * He’s currently on a 6-month workout regiment, training for a 3D Rated-R Samurai action film (47 Ronin).
            * He’s committed to Bill and Ted 3.
            * Wachowskis told him over holidays that they finished script treatments for Matrix 4 and 5 which would bring Neo back.
            * Wachowskis have consulted with James Cameron for advice on shooting them in 3D – They’re looking to again bring something entirely new for audiences visually.
            * Talk will resume about The Matrix sequels after Wachowskis finish working on Cloud Atlas.
            * Wachowskis sold the rights to the most expensive script ever ($5 million) to Warner Bros. for a future-based version of Robin Hood that will star Will Smith.

            It all sounds good to me (whether true or not is yet to be seen), especially another new franchise for Will Smith. I miss him.

            As hesitant as I am about a return to The Matrix, I know I’d be there opening night to see it. However, they’re setting what may be an impossible bar to reach if they hope to revolutionize the industry again. With them possibly shooting another two sequels back-to-back, I fear it may be another milking of the cash cow and a case of quantity over quality. That being said, Reeves promised he’s dedicated to the fans on this one and would only deliver another installment “worth of the title” of The Matrix.

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35159

              #7
              Bill and Ted 3?

              Nuts.

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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                George Carlin is dead.
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Little Texan
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4579

                  #9
                  The Matrix progressively got worse with each film. The first Matrix was a great movie, Reloaded was ok but not near as good as the first, and Revolutions just plain sucked. The Wachowskis would be ill-advised to do more Matrix sequels, especially if they were as bad as the last one. If they're going to bring it back, at least make it to where the humans defeat the machines and not broker a lameass peace deal. What a shitty way to end the trilogy...made me feel like all the shit they went through the first two movies was all a big waste of time.

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                  • Little Texan
                    Full Member Status

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 4579

                    #10
                    Bill and Ted 3 would be lame. Keanu and the blonde dude are too old to play those roles now.

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                    • ashstralia
                      ROTH ARMY ELITE
                      • Feb 2004
                      • 6556

                      #11
                      bill and ted 2 bit the choad, dudes! whoaah.

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                      • Seshmeister
                        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                        • Oct 2003
                        • 35159

                        #12
                        He probably promised Bill S Preston a $5 million payday.

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                        • Hardrock69
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2005
                          • 21833

                          #13
                          BILL & TED 3, the third instalment of the cult 'Bill & Ted' franchise, is officially on its way, according...


                          BILL & TED 3, the third instalment of the cult 'Bill & Ted' franchise, is officially on its way, according to Keanu Reeves. The actor, who played Ted in the movies, says the writers are around six weeks away from a draft of the script, reports MTV News.

                          The actor says 'Bill & Ted 3' is likely to build on previous storylines, saying, "When we last got together, part of it was that Bill and Ted were supposed to have written the song that saved the world, and it hasn't happened. So they've now become kind of possessed by trying to do that. Then there's an element of time and they have to go back". Previously, Reeves had said that the original screenwriters Chris Matheson and Ed Solomon were "going to try and see" if they could write something. 'Bill & Ted's Excellent Adventure' in 1989 and the sequel 'Bill & Ted's Bogus Journey' in 1991 co-starred Reeves and Alex Winter as high school students traveling through time to piece together a history project. In the third movie, the characters are now in their mid-forties, something that Reeves described as "pretty excellent".

                          Before beginning work on 'BILL & TED 3', Keanu Reeves will first star in the action-drama '47 Ronin' about a band of samurais who set out to avenge the death of their master.

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                          • Shaun Ponsonby
                            ROTH ARMY ELITE
                            • Oct 2004
                            • 6343

                            #14
                            I have a theory that you could replace Keanu Reeves with a plank of wood and nobody would notice the difference. In fact, Ime and some mates were watching Devil's Advocate last night and I briefly left the room, when I returned there was a close-up of a pillar and I just thought Keanu was doing a monolouge.
                            Fast & Bulbous, Got Me?

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302

                              #15
                              Bill & Ted III ?

                              I guess it's official......Hollywood has ran out of ideas
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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