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The Zen attitude towards life is that of laughter, of living, of enjoying, of celebrating.
Zen is not anti-life, it is life-affirmative. It accepts all that is.
Baseball Season
A recent Scottish immigrant attends his first baseball game in his new country and after a base hit he hears the fans roaring run....run! The next batter connects heavily with the ball and the Scotsman stands up and roars with the crowd in his thick accent: "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-run will ya!" A third batter slams a hit and again the Scotsman, obviously pleased with his knowledge of the game, screams "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run will ya!" The next batter held his swing at three and two and as the ump calls a walk the Scotsman stands up yelling "R-r-run ya bahstard, r-r-run!" All the surrounding fans giggle quietly and he sits down confused. A friendly fan, sensing his embarassment whisper, "He doesn't have to run, he's got four balls." After this explanation the Scotsman stands up in disbelief and screams, "Walk with pr-r-ride man!"
acts at random
in ignorance of
the constant, bode ill
knowing the constant
gives perspective;
this perspective is impartial
impartiality isthe highest nobility
the highest nobility is divine,
and the divine is the way
this way is everlasting
not endangered by physical death
Woman who goes to man's apartment for snack, gets titbit.
Man who lay woman on ground, get peace on earth.
Man who gets kicked in testicles, left holding the bag.
Man who kisses girl's behind, gets crack in face.
Passionate kiss like spider web-lead to undoing of fly.
Man with holes in pocket, feels cocky all day.
Man who fight with wife all day, get no piece at night.
Virginity like balloon-one prick, all gone.
Girl who rides bicycle, peddles ass all over town.
He who farts in church, sits in own pew.
Baseball all wrong-man with four balls can't walk.
Man who live in glass house, dress in basement.
Kotex not best thing on earth, but next to best thing.
Man with penis in peanut butter is f*cking nuts.
Man who walk through airport door sideways is going to Bangkok.
Man who drop watch in toilet, bound to have shitty time.
Man who take lady on camping trip, have one intent.
Man who go to bed with sex on mind wake up with solution in hand.
'Twas said to me
That evil be
An element of good,
That if the wrong
Would quit its song,
The worthy also would.
But I suspect
If death were checked
And wickedness were bound,
Joy would suffice
And Paradise
Would prove a solid ground.
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