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  • DystopianDude
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Feb 2011
    • 18
    #1

    New to the army and want all the accoutrements.

    Hello all!
    I'm a DLR die hard and am kind of kicking myself for not coming onto this site sooner. Check out my tattoo in my profile picture so you'll all know I'm not here under false pretenses.
    Thanks!
    Tags: accoutrements, tattoo
    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1267
      #2
      Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

      Hi DystopianDude and welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! We are a website created by fans of David Lee Roth for fans of David Lee Roth. IT’S THAT DAMN SIMPLE. The next beer is on us!
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • ashstralia
          ROTH ARMY ELITE
          • Feb 2004
          • 6556
          #3
          make that your avatar, dude.

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12682
              #4
              Originally posted by ashstralia
              make that your avatar, dude.


              that's my tattoo!!!
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                • SunisinuS
                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                  • May 2010
                  • 3302
                  #5
                  Lol Welcome!
                  Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                    • fifth element
                      Commando
                      • Nov 2010
                      • 1224
                      #6
                      welcome
                      “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                        • DystopianDude
                          Roth Army Recruit
                          • Feb 2011
                          • 18
                          #7
                          Originally posted by ashstralia
                          make that your avatar, dude.
                          Done and done. And I mean done.

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12179
                              #8
                              Sweet As.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                • VAiN
                                  Use my hand, I won't look
                                  ROCKSTAR

                                  • Nov 2006
                                  • 5057
                                  #9
                                  Welcome aboard!
                                  Originally posted by wiseguy
                                  That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                                    • Blaze
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Jan 2009
                                      • 4371
                                      #10
                                      :blinkBlink: That had to hurt!
                                      Welcome. A large number of electrons were terribly inconvenienced for your and our pleasure, remember to thank them.
                                      "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
                                      sigpic

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                                        • Terry
                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                          • Jan 2004
                                          • 11957
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by DystopianDude
                                          Hello all!
                                          I'm a DLR die hard and am kind of kicking myself for not coming onto this site sooner. Check out my tattoo in my profile picture so you'll all know I'm not here under false pretenses.
                                          Thanks!
                                          Damn...now THAT is a sign of Roth fandom.

                                          Greetings, and good luck (you'll need it with this lot!)
                                          Scramby eggs and bacon.

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                                            • sadaist
                                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 11625
                                              #12
                                              Ouchies. That's some serious ink.
                                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                                • sadaist
                                                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 11625
                                                  #13
                                                  Good thing you aren't a Hagar fanatic. You are way too thin to have him tattooed on your chest.
                                                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                                    • Diamondjimi
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • May 2004
                                                      • 12086
                                                      #14
                                                      Wings not rings!

                                                      Welcome aboard. Great tat!
                                                      Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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                                                        • ELVIS
                                                          Banned
                                                          • Dec 2003
                                                          • 44120
                                                          #15
                                                          Gay is spelled G A Y, not G R E A T


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