Has John BONER been a naughty little Oompa Loompa?

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58789

    Has John BONER been a naughty little Oompa Loompa?

    JOHN BOEHNER SEX PROBE


    Photo by: Zuma

    New Speaker of the House JOHN BOEHNER is embroiled in a bombshell sex scandal - involving at least two different women, The ENQUIRER has learned!

    Capitol Hill insiders and political bloggers have been buzzing about an upcoming New York Times probe - detailing an alleged affair that the 61-year-old married father of two had with pretty Washington lobbyist LISBETH LYONS.

    And an ENQUIRER investigation has uncovered a bedroom encounter that Boehner - second in line of succession to the presidency - allegedly had with LEIGH LaMORA, a 46-year-old former press secretary to ex-Colorado Congressman JOEL HEFLEY.

    The Ohio native, a congressman for 20 years, and his wife Deborah, 62, have been married for 37 years.

    But she has shunned the capital's social scene, and he is often seen out on the town without her.

    "Deborah normally stays back in Ohio while John spends most of his time in D.C.," said an insider. "It is not uncommon for Boehner to attend parties and events without his wife."

    Contacted by The ENQUIRER in late January about the cheating charges, Deborah stood by her man and would not comment about the explosive allegations.

    But The ENQUIRER learned that Deborah was nowhere to be seen when the ruggedly handsome congressman attended a casino party at the home of a D.C. lobbyist in August 1997 - and reportedly hooked up with pretty congressional press secretary Leigh LaMora.

    FOR THE FULL STORY and to see exclusive pictures it's in the new ENQUIRER - on sale now!

    Who knows whether or not to believe this? Boner's such a fucking crybaby that he would probably crack the minute his wife indicated even the slightest suspicion........
    Eat Us And Smile

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35197

    #2

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    • Hardrock69
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2005
      • 21888

      #3
      Haha.....hey it is a requirement of uptight conservative Republicans that they actually be scumbag sinners with a VERY large closet to keep their skeletons in (they need a warehoust-sized closet, usually).

      So he has just been fulfilling one of the requirements for his chosen political party.

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35197

        #4
        Politicians in general have higher adultery rates than your average 1970s rock star.

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        • FORD
          ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

          • Jan 2004
          • 58789

          #5
          Apparently this is Boner's girlfriend, Lisbeth Lyons......



          Not exactly a contender for the next "Larg girl of the month" is she?
          Eat Us And Smile

          Cenk For America 2024!!

          Justice Democrats


          "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35197

            #6
            Your article called her 'pretty'.

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            • FORD
              ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

              • Jan 2004
              • 58789

              #7
              Well, that's the National Enquirer for you.....
              Eat Us And Smile

              Cenk For America 2024!!

              Justice Democrats


              "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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              • Blaze
                Full Member Status

                • Jan 2009
                • 4371

                #8
                Originally posted by Seshmeister
                Politicians in general have higher adultery rates than your average 1970s rock star.
                Holy tiddlers! The article reads like one of my made up articles.
                "the ruggedly handsome" "hooked up" "pretty"
                "I have heard there are troubles of more than one kind. - Some come from ahead and some come from behind. - But I've bought a big bat. I'm all ready you see. - Now my troubles are going to have troubles with me!" ~ Dr. Seuss
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                • Hardrock69
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2005
                  • 21888

                  #9
                  Hey, if she is willing to blow him, if he is a standard issue human male, it would be difficult to say no. But then as I said, it is part of his job description.

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                  • Seshmeister
                    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                    • Oct 2003
                    • 35197

                    #10
                    Maybe it's a cultural thing but I don't know any girls here who wouldn't be mortally embarrassed and dump any boyfriend who constantly burst into tears over nothing.

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                    • Dr. Love
                      ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 7832

                      #11
                      I'd stick my dick in her mouth I guess.
                      I've got the cure you're thinkin' of.

                      http://i.imgur.com/jBw4fCu.gif

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                      • hambon4lif
                        Crazy Ass Mofo
                        • Jun 2004
                        • 2810

                        #12
                        Originally posted by FORD
                        Apparently this is Boner's girlfriend, Lisbeth Lyons......



                        Not exactly a contender for the next "Larg girl of the month" is she?
                        No wonder he's such a he-bitch.
                        If I woke up next to something like that I'd probably be bawling everyday too.

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                        • Little Texan
                          Full Member Status

                          • Jan 2004
                          • 4579

                          #13
                          She sorta looks like John Lithgow wearing a wig.

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                          • Nitro Express
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #14
                            Bohner boned her.
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #15
                              Politicians who smoke like to stick their tobacco into certain wet orifices. It supposedly makes the smoke tastier. How come these guys never fuck cute chicks?
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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