The worst music-related movie you'll ever see in your fuckin life!

[BITEYOASS]

It's a horrendous disaster called "The Apple":

[chefcraig]

Shit, sort of makes you long for that ghastly Frampton/BeeGees Sgt. Pepper disaster...:barf:

[Jagermeister]

[hambon4lif]

......like sands through the hourglass.....

[Kristy]

Sorry, nothing will ever be made that can possibly top this.

http://static.rateyourmusic.com/album_images/bb2b5518044ae07c5011819e8a5b8cf5/2293031.jpg

[BITEYOASS]

This movie is the result of a coke-fueled gang-bang session that Disco had with eurovision, top of the pops and a radio DJ.

[chefcraig]

This movie is the result of a coke-fueled gang-bang session that Disco had with eurovision, top of the pops and a radio DJ.

Add some skates, and you just described the brain-farting session that resulted in this epically inept ode to stupidity...


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6qFmmWUNxTE

[FORD]

Shit, sort of makes you long for that ghastly Frampton/BeeGees Sgt. Pepper disaster...:barf:

Which is exactly the movie I was thinking of when I saw the title of the thread.

http://cbswomc.files.wordpress.com/2010/11/sgt_-peppers_opt.jpg

You don't even need to actually see the movie to know it sucked. Just that picture is enough.

Not to mention the fact that it pretty much killed the careers of everyone involved in it.

(Including Aerosmith, who eventually recovered, but it took 'em nearly a decade. And then they wasted it by selling out to Desmond Childmolestor and the other Michael Bolton song"writers")

[FORD]

And then there's this movie, which was just......fucking weird (and that's coming from a Pistols fan)


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jWWSVqzLT4

[chefcraig]

You don't even need to actually see the movie to know it sucked. Just that picture is enough.

Not to mention the fact that it pretty much killed the careers of everyone involved in it.


Which is why I didn't post a clip of the trailer, as it would be cruel and unusual punishment. Trust me, it's three minutes of your life you'll never get back.

Earth Wind and Fire seemed to come out of the film OK, but you are correct, everyone that even as much as touched this film wound up watching their career vanish right before their eyes. Even George Burns had trouble getting work afterward.

[Hardrock69]

What rubbish that fucking thing was.....ugh...a shitstain on the legacy of the Beatles.

It sucked so hard it sucked up everyone's career for a good long while!

[ashstralia]

i thought it was gonna be 'live without a net'.

[hambon4lif]

i thought it was gonna be 'live without a net'.You would think it would be "Live Without A Net", but I believe the topic is 'worst music-related' movie, and the shit on that isn't considered music.

....clever title by Alex. Dave is supposed to be "Annette", we get it.

neckbrace prick motherfucker!

[hambon4lif]

What rubbish that fucking thing was.....ugh...a shitstain on the legacy of the Beatles.

It sucked so hard it sucked up everyone's career for a good long while!Steven Tyler doesn't remember being in that movie at all.

Sometimes being really fucking high isn't such a bad thing.

[hambon4lif]

Anyone order the movie with extra cheese?

[chefcraig]

Steven Tyler doesn't remember being in that movie at all.

Coincidentally, I wish I couldn't remember being in the movie theater after paying to see this abomination. You can pretty much determine that you've failed as a film maker when the audience starts rooting for the bad guys and cheers when the leading lady gets killed.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Coincidentally, I wish I couldn't remember being in the movie theater after paying to see this abomination. You can pretty much determine that you've failed as a film maker when the audience starts rooting for the bad guys and cheers when the leading lady gets killed.

well now i know that happens, i'm not gonna watch it

[chefcraig]

well now i know that happens, i'm not gonna watch it

The retinas you save just might be your own.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

The retinas you save just might be your own.

oh stop with the retinal diatribe you insipid nebulous.........man. :hee:

(channeling my inner K) :lmao:

[chefcraig]

oh stop with the retinal diatribe you insipid nebulous.........man. :hee:

(channeling my inner K) :lmao:

http://i674.photobucket.com/albums/vv103/xxozixx/k.jpg

[PETE'S BROTHER]

very special....

[chefcraig]

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=scXVSqL_hsQ&feature=related

[kwame k]

oh stop with the retinal diatribe you insipid nebulous.........man. :hee:

(channeling my inner K) :lmao:

Watch it buster....want to have a staring contest:headlights:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Watch it buster....want to have a staring contest:headlights:

k :hitch:

[kwame k]

:confused11:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:sleazy-smiley:

[kwame k]

:happy45:

[chefcraig]

Walken wins...

<a href="http://www.gifbin.com/982202"><img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234436692_christopher_walken_trippy_gif.gif" alt="funny gifs" /></a>

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Walken wins...

<a href="http://www.gifbin.com/982202"><img src="http://www.gifbin.com/bin/1234436692_christopher_walken_trippy_gif.gif" alt="funny gifs" /></a>

i can't look at that right now, i'm in a staredown with kwame...

[kwame k]

Fucker always makes me blink:umm:

More cowbell!!!!!!!!!

[PETE'S BROTHER]

:ooh:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i win

[kwame k]

Don't go all internet tough guy smilies on me bitch........

I'm not the one who went crying to Craig to gang up on me!

Let's do a crazy off.......

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i'm busy, wiping tears:tongue0011:

[kwame k]

:yikes:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

check out this drummer....

[kwame k]

Fuck......I didn't know the "Corporate Gig" I did the other day was on YouTube.

"Corporate Gigs" are the toughest crowds.......worse than regular open mic night "Gigs"........check my new "band" out @ kwame k experience.fu

[kwame k]

....is there a thread we haven't hi-jacked in the last week.

WTF is wrong with you Pete:ashamed:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[PETE'S BROTHER]

....is there a thread we haven't hi-jacked in the last week.

WTF is wrong with you Pete:ashamed:

follow me, let's go get one of jagy's threads

[hambon4lif]

Wow! This thread sure went off the rails in a hurry. Some threads just beg for a good hijacking.

Matter of fact, I'm thinking maybe the Ace thread deserves a wild left-hand turn.........

[chefcraig]

Wow! This thread sure went off the rails in a hurry. Some threads just beg for a good hijacking.

Matter of fact, I'm thinking maybe the Ace thread deserves a wild left-hand turn.........

I hear ya. In fact, it would be kind of neat if all of ace's posts were consolidated into one huge, convenient thread. It would be like reading an extra-large edition of the Weekly World News, one with a front page headline such as "Aliens Abducted My Paycheck."

[hambon4lif]

I hear ya. In fact, it would be kind of neat if all of ace's posts were consolidated into one huge, convenient thread. It would be like reading an extra-large edition of the Weekly World News, one with a front page headline such as "Aliens Abducted My Paycheck."....more like a tragic novel. We could call it "The World Through My One Good Eye". Hell, I'd probably buy it if one of the legs of my coffee table was shorter than the others.....

It'll only be one or two pages after they censor 90% of it by blacking out all the personal information of every one he's thrown under the goddamn bus!

[kwame k]

I hear ya. In fact, it would be kind of neat if all of ace's posts were consolidated into one huge, convenient thread. It would be like reading an extra-large edition of the Weekly World News, one with a front page headline such as "Aliens Abducted My Paycheck."

Slight correction, if I may......."Aliens Abducted My Nutsack."

[chefcraig]

Slight correction, if I may......."Aliens Abducted My Nutsack."

Yeah, the Crest Cavity Shield can prevent many things, but unfortunately, not that.

[kwame k]

Yeah, the Crest Cavity Shield can prevent many things, but unfortunately, not that.

Children's variety, only!

I mean, come on.....the adult variety would be stretching the truth......

[BITEYOASS]

Anyway, another fun fact about this bomb called "The Apple" was that it was filmed in West Berlin by an American company, with british and canadian actors included. So it was one big international clusterfuck.

[ace diamond]

Anyone order the movie with extra cheese?


i still have a copy of that!

[ace diamond]

for me, "Grease 2" was pretty fucking awful.......

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i still have a copy of that!

you should trade it for some security tokens.....

[ace diamond]

you should trade it for some security tokens.....

nope.
zero chance of that ever happening........why don't you go to the casino and enjoy your new bucket of wooden nickels.........

[PETE'S BROTHER]

nope.
zero chance of that ever happening........why don't you go to the casino and enjoy your new bucket of wooden nickels.........

k, talk to ya later

[ace diamond]

k, talk to ya later

hon-da