The worst music-related movie you'll ever see in your fuckin life!

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  • BITEYOASS
    ROTH ARMY ELITE
    • Jan 2004
    • 6530

    The worst music-related movie you'll ever see in your fuckin life!

    It's a horrendous disaster called "The Apple":

  • chefcraig
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Apr 2004
    • 12172

    #2
    Shit, sort of makes you long for that ghastly Frampton/BeeGees Sgt. Pepper disaster...









    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
    ― Stephen Hawking

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    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510

      #3

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      • hambon4lif
        Crazy Ass Mofo
        • Jun 2004
        • 2810

        #4
        ......like sands through the hourglass.....

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        • Kristy
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 16339

          #5
          Sorry, nothing will ever be made that can possibly top this.

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          • BITEYOASS
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Jan 2004
            • 6530

            #6
            This movie is the result of a coke-fueled gang-bang session that Disco had with eurovision, top of the pops and a radio DJ.

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              #7
              Originally posted by BITEYOASS
              This movie is the result of a coke-fueled gang-bang session that Disco had with eurovision, top of the pops and a radio DJ.
              Add some skates, and you just described the brain-farting session that resulted in this epically inept ode to stupidity...










              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • FORD
                ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                • Jan 2004
                • 58789

                #8
                Originally posted by chefcraig
                Shit, sort of makes you long for that ghastly Frampton/BeeGees Sgt. Pepper disaster...
                Which is exactly the movie I was thinking of when I saw the title of the thread.



                You don't even need to actually see the movie to know it sucked. Just that picture is enough.

                Not to mention the fact that it pretty much killed the careers of everyone involved in it.

                (Including Aerosmith, who eventually recovered, but it took 'em nearly a decade. And then they wasted it by selling out to Desmond Childmolestor and the other Michael Bolton song"writers")
                Eat Us And Smile

                Cenk For America 2024!!

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                "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                • FORD
                  ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 58789

                  #9
                  And then there's this movie, which was just......fucking weird (and that's coming from a Pistols fan)

                  Eat Us And Smile

                  Cenk For America 2024!!

                  Justice Democrats


                  "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                  • chefcraig
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 12172

                    #10
                    Originally posted by FORD
                    You don't even need to actually see the movie to know it sucked. Just that picture is enough.

                    Not to mention the fact that it pretty much killed the careers of everyone involved in it.
                    Which is why I didn't post a clip of the trailer, as it would be cruel and unusual punishment. Trust me, it's three minutes of your life you'll never get back.

                    Earth Wind and Fire seemed to come out of the film OK, but you are correct, everyone that even as much as touched this film wound up watching their career vanish right before their eyes. Even George Burns had trouble getting work afterward.









                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • Hardrock69
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2005
                      • 21888

                      #11
                      What rubbish that fucking thing was.....ugh...a shitstain on the legacy of the Beatles.

                      It sucked so hard it sucked up everyone's career for a good long while!

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                      • ashstralia
                        ROTH ARMY ELITE
                        • Feb 2004
                        • 6566

                        #12
                        i thought it was gonna be 'live without a net'.

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                        • hambon4lif
                          Crazy Ass Mofo
                          • Jun 2004
                          • 2810

                          #13
                          Originally posted by ashstralia
                          i thought it was gonna be 'live without a net'.
                          You would think it would be "Live Without A Net", but I believe the topic is 'worst music-related' movie, and the shit on that isn't considered music.

                          ....clever title by Alex. Dave is supposed to be "Annette", we get it.

                          neckbrace prick motherfucker!

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                          • hambon4lif
                            Crazy Ass Mofo
                            • Jun 2004
                            • 2810

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Hardrock69
                            What rubbish that fucking thing was.....ugh...a shitstain on the legacy of the Beatles.

                            It sucked so hard it sucked up everyone's career for a good long while!
                            Steven Tyler doesn't remember being in that movie at all.

                            Sometimes being really fucking high isn't such a bad thing.

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                            • hambon4lif
                              Crazy Ass Mofo
                              • Jun 2004
                              • 2810

                              #15
                              Anyone order the movie with extra cheese?

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