Tiger Woods spits on green, golf world splits in prissy fits

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  • Jagermeister
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    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    Tiger Woods spits on green, golf world splits in prissy fits



    You know Tiger Woods hasn't been playing well of late. He had a chance at the Omega Dubai Desert Classic over the weekend before posting a godawful 75, and that was pretty much that. Now, though, word that Woods committed a far greater breach of golf etiquette during the tournament than just, you know, stinking: He spat on the 12th green! Steel your hearts for the horror ahead and take a look:



    The audio's a little fuzzy there, but commentator Ewen Murray said that it was "Disgusting, what he has just done there ... there are some parts of him that are just arrogant and petulant. Somebody now has to come behind him and maybe putt over his spit. It does not get much lower than that."

    I dunno, I think plenty of people would be just fine putting over Tiger's spit. (Also, "I Spit On Your Putt" would be a great golf/horror movie.) Sloppy? Sure. But this is going to be turned into another one of those "Tiger doesn't respect the game" rants by the anti-Tiger contingent, and that's unfortunate.

    The European Tour, not particularly pleased at this breach of etiquette, announced Monday that it will be fining Woods an undisclosed sum. "Tournament director Mike Stewart has reviewed the incident and feels there has been a breach of the tour code of conduct and consequently Tiger Woods will be fined," the tour said in a statement.

    Tiger soon after apologized via Twitter:
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #2
    You have got to be kidding me......what's next? Apologizing for taking a divot on the fairway......

    Jesus, the guy just fucked some sluts.....gave half his money to the ex, I think he's served his time!

    Let him get back to being the arrogant asshole he was
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510

      #3
      lol. Spit like a mofo on that green.

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      • fifth element
        Commando
        • Nov 2010
        • 1224

        #4
        i swear, ...people have to spend their day complaining about SOMETHING....
        And Tiger seems too get slapped w/ his share of them lately.
        “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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        • chefcraig
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Apr 2004
          • 12172

          #5
          The pecker-head Sergio Garcia once spit into the cup on a hole. Imagine being the next guy picking up your ball after sinking a putt, and getting a handful of gob as well.









          “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
          ― Stephen Hawking

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          • kwame k
            TOASTMASTER GENERAL
            • Feb 2008
            • 11302

            #6
            Just imagine what John Daly must have done on golf courses
            Originally posted by vandeleur
            E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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            • Kristy
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Aug 2004
              • 16338

              #7
              Err, I dunno. Spitting on green things like greens may be considered racist by today's standards.

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                #8
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12678

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Kristy
                  Err, I dunno. Spitting on green things like greens may be considered racist by today's standards.
                  unless it was a "greenie"
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #10
                    Racist.......
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • Jagermeister
                      Full Member Status

                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4510

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kwame k
                      Racist.......
                      What?

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                      • kwame k
                        TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                        • Feb 2008
                        • 11302

                        #12
                        Making off color jokes about the color green
                        Originally posted by vandeleur
                        E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                        • Jagermeister
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                          • Apr 2010
                          • 4510

                          #13
                          Originally posted by kwame k
                          Making off color jokes about the color green
                          Oh I thought you were talking to me.

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                          • PETE'S BROTHER
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • Feb 2007
                            • 12678

                            #14
                            Originally posted by kwame k
                            Making off color jokes about the color green
                            purple was taken...
                            Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • kwame k
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Feb 2008
                              • 11302

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jagermeister
                              Oh I thought you were talking to me.
                              Originally posted by vandeleur
                              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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