Heavy Metal followers aim to hijack UK census

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35194

    Heavy Metal followers aim to hijack UK census

    Heavy Metal followers aim to hijack UK census

    Reported by Cameron Pirie
    Published: March 16, 2011. © Rock AAA.

    A Facebook group has already attracted almost 35,000 followers in a drive to get “Heavy Metal” recognition as a faith in the upcoming census.

    With forms currently being delivered to every house-hold in the UK for the ten yearly census of the population, the page administrators are convinced that they can garner enough support from the countries metal-heads to make a significant impact.

    The idea has sprung from the astonishing results of the 2001 census when 390,127 people (0.8% of the population) in the UK filled in their forms stating Jedi as their favoured faith in a grassroots protest against the inclusion of the question about religious beliefs.

    The group urges followers to make Heavy Metal a recognised religious faith using quotes from Ozzy Osbourne and a personal endorsement by Saxon frontman Biff Byford:

    “Are you a defender of the faith? Do you throw the horns more often than you put your hands together? Then join our campaign to let the UK Census and the whole world know it.

    “Rock’n’roll is my religion and my law…”
    (You Can’t Kill Rock & Roll, Ozzy Osbourne, 1981)

    “In the census of 2001, over 390,000 people stated that their religion was ‘Jedi’ on their census forms, making the fictional Stars Wars creed the fourth-biggest religion in the UK.

    “With your help, we want to give metal the recognition it deserves by getting it acknowledged as a religion in the UK!

    “Metal was created here so it must be in the gene pool in the UK, I think!” says Biff.

    “In the early 80s there was a huge number of great bands and we were all part of the same club, whatever we called ourselves, whether it was heavy rock, rock’n’roll or heavy metal, it made no difference. There was just this huge following of over a million people in the UK and now it’s happening all over again! Getting heavy metal recognised as a religion is a great bit of rebellion, isn’t it? This really is going to be a very cool thing.”

    “Pledge your allegiance to the cause by joining our Facebook group!”

    You can sign-up as a denizen of noise here – UK census forms are due to be filled in by 27 March
  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7746

    #2
    I have found one of their leaders:

    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    • Seshmeister
      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

      • Oct 2003
      • 35194

      #3
      I think a lot of us here need to take a step back and accept that single photo probably propelled Ace further up the slippery tree of the music industry than any number of our 'great melodies or virtuoso guitar solos'.

      I'm pretty much serious btw, If the music hadn't been so staggeringly shocking I think Ace had a chance of making it as a novelty act.

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      • PETE'S BROTHER
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Feb 2007
        • 12678

        #4
        i'm stupid
        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35194

          #5
          I'm with you

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          • ashstralia
            ROTH ARMY ELITE
            • Feb 2004
            • 6566

            #6
            is that cactus strapped to his arm?































            i miss the big galumph.

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            • Seshmeister
              ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

              • Oct 2003
              • 35194

              #7
              Originally posted by Seshmeister
              I think a lot of us here need to take a step back and accept that single photo probably propelled Ace further up the slippery tree of the music industry than any number of our 'great melodies or virtuoso guitar solos'.

              I'm pretty much serious btw, If the music hadn't been so staggeringly shocking I think Ace had a chance of making it as a novelty act.
              Whoah what was I drinking last night...?

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              • ashstralia
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Feb 2004
                • 6566

                #8
                highly entertaining. continue.

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                • BITEYOASS
                  ROTH ARMY ELITE
                  • Jan 2004
                  • 6530

                  #9
                  Awesome! Maybe I should consider immigrating to the UK or Funland in order to avoid the religious persecution against metal in the USA.

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                  • ELVIS
                    Banned
                    • Dec 2003
                    • 44120

                    #10
                    Throw the horns ??

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                    • Seshmeister
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Oct 2003
                      • 35194

                      #11

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                      • ELVIS
                        Banned
                        • Dec 2003
                        • 44120

                        #12
                        Maybe that could be the title of Ace's next album...

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                        • Kristy
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 16338

                          #13
                          Originally posted by Unchainme
                          I have found one of their leaders:

                          *drool* He is so fucking hot!

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                          • binnie
                            DIAMOND STATUS
                            • May 2006
                            • 19145

                            #14
                            Sorry Kristy. Ace's dad forced him to have the snip when he was only 7 years old, so you won't be able to be the mother of his children.

                            (That thread was THE funniest thing I have ever seen on the internet.)
                            The Power Of The Riff Compels Me

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                            • PETE'S BROTHER
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Feb 2007
                              • 12678

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Seshmeister
                              Whoah what was I drinking last night...?
                              i was gonna ask you that yesterday...
                              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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