What the fuck is up with the eye patch?
Here's what the Diceman has to say about Charlie Sheen.
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Georgie Porgie pudding and pie
jerked off in the Dicemans eye
when his eye was dried and shut
Georgie fucked that patch-eyed slut.......OH!
Alot of what he says about Chuckles is dead-on. It's the funniest shit he's said in years! -
He lost me at 'greatest sitcom of this decade'.
Is he quite famous in the States? I think I saw him being really loud and unfunny about 20 years ago, not sure.Comment
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During his quick 15 minutes he did sell out Madison Square Garden 3 nights in a row, which is impressive when you consider it's just some dickhead standing onstage telling jokes.
His funniest moments were his on-air battles with Howard Stern, which unintentionally became pure comedy gold.Comment
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I think we're going through a similar thing here 15 years after it was done in the States where stand up is now being done in arenas although it's mainly a bit cleverer than the 'shock' stuff I hear he used to do.
I would still never go to it. I'm a comedy fan, I'll be at 4 stand up shows this month but I don't believe in comedy in venues bigger than a theatre.
That's not stand up it's a rally...Comment
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It's greed really. A quick cash-in on the mindless masses kind of thing.
Richard Pryor and Lenny Bruce were the kings of the game. The intimacy of a club or theatre is what made it work. That interaction with the audience. To picture either of them trying to do their thing onstage at Wembley would be fucking ridiculous......Last edited by hambon4lif; 03-20-2011, 10:05 PM.Comment
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Dice always seemed like a big Fonzi with a dirty mouth. The type of dude that would mouth off on Flatbush Ave. in Brooklyn in the 50's.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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He tried to make a comeback and failed on reality TV and was argumentative with hosts of shows he was on. Dice Clay was a particularly ugly ship to watch sink but he's sunk now.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Never thought Clay was funny. Not even remotely so.
Now Kinison, Hell yeah. Satan keeps telling me he's gonna send up some of Sam's recent stuff, but the fucking red bastard never does.Eat Us And Smile
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Sesh is right: comedy works best in small theaters.Scramby eggs and bacon.Comment
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