Earth Hour? Not A Bright Idea

[Kristy]

That's right, kids! Turnoff a light bulb or two for an hour or so and presto - instant climate., social and environmental change for all. Because if seriously believing in this shit will change sunspot activity or save the polar ice caps then obviously you haven't taken nearly the Prozac and Valium the people in the video have.

[ELVIS]

And radiation is good and carbon dioxide is bad...

[FORD]

Radiation is bad for everyone. Carbon dioxide is OK if you're a plant. Of course the plants which take in the most carbon dioxide - old growth trees - are also the ones that were ripped out of the earth by the polluters.

More CO2 + less plants capable of taking it in and releasing oxygen = bad news.

[Kristy]

Ford, I must ask why do you argue with him? Talk about wasting energy.

[Nitro Express]

I'm not denying that we have problems but like this nuclear disaster in Japan, there are so many conflicting reports you just don't know who to trust. If people really want to do something to improve the quality of life on the planet, fine but so much of it has hidden agendas. New taxes, new for profit industries, new regulations put in place to benefit a few rich people. It's almost like someone knows we need to change but they want the monopoly on the new paradigm. I'm sorry but I'm not rolling over for that shit. The biggest constant in the green movement is the lack of honesty and ethics in it. They have hyped it up in the schools and media to the point it's a new religion and like the slick Christian assholes on television, they want to take your money and put you in your proper place.

[ELVIS]

Both of you queers are wrong...

[Kristy]

Then enlighten us, mullet nurse boy.

[lesfunk]

Adam's Apple Ann sez it's very good for us. Time to get some isotope suppositories

[lesfunk]

Elvis nurses mullets?

[Kristy]

Geddit? Enlighten? Oh, nevermind.

[lesfunk]

sorry... sorry... carry on.

[Nitro Express]

Both of you queers are wrong...

When I was in the commercial real estate business I could find an appraiser to give me any figure I wanted. These guys made big money being the so called appraisal experts but it really was just another racket. You can buy any kind of study you want. Scientists are always looking for grants and funding. If I was a rich investment banker like David Mayer de Rothschild or Evelyn de Rothschild, I would have no problem getting scientific journals to say whatever I wanted them to say thank's to generous research grants given by my foundations. We can make that nasty coal illegal or unprofitable which of course helps our uranium monopoly.

[FORD]

Ford, I must ask why do you argue with him? Talk about wasting energy.

Jesus told me I had to do it. (Probably because He doesn't post on the Sabbath)

[Nitro Express]

Jesus told me I had to do it. (Probably because He doesn't post on the Sabbath)

That's normal enough. If you said Ramtha from Yelm told you to do it, I would be worried about you.

[FORD]

Nah, I wouldn't believe anything that phony bitch says. I've seen the hair plugs on top of her head. And anyone who puts carpeted floors and chandeliers in a horse stable, well that's just fucking weird.

I've known some Ramsters (which is what her cult members are called around here) who were genuinely good people. But they'll never change my mind about her.