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  • Coachman140
    Roth Army Recruit
    • Apr 2011
    • 1
    #1

    Jump!

    What up everyone
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    • Sarge's Little Helper
      Commando
      • Mar 2003
      • 1267
      #2
      Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army!

      Hi Coachman140 Welcome to The Diamond David Lee Roth Army! The ROTH ARMY carries the Van Halen Torch, Diamond David Lee Roth Style! This is where Classic Van Halen is celebrated and Diamond Dave reigns as the Supreme Toastmaster of the Immoral Majority. Welcome aboard and enjoy your stay!
      "I decided to name my new band DLR because when you say David Lee Roth people think of an individual, but when you say DLR you think of a band. Its just like when you say Edward Van Halen, people think of an individual, but when you say Van Halen, you think of…David Lee Roth, baby!"!

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        • little_dreamer
          Full On Cocktard
          • Apr 2011
          • 33
          #3
          Hey Welcome from another newbie! :P
          I have a very belligerent enthusiasm or an enthusiastic belligerence. I’m an intellectual slut.

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            • VAiN
              Use my hand, I won't look
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5057
              #4
              Did we hire a recruiter or something? Welcome aboard! Grab a beer and kick the tires...
              Originally posted by wiseguy
              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                • PETE'S BROTHER
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Feb 2007
                  • 12682
                  #5
                  welcome to the show
                  Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12179
                      #6
                      Damn,Another kiwi.
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12682
                          #7
                          like rabbits, they are.....
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12179
                              #8
                              How Very rude.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                • SunisinuS
                                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                                  • May 2010
                                  • 3302
                                  #9
                                  Awetheletes Woot!
                                  Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                                    • fifth element
                                      Commando
                                      • Nov 2010
                                      • 1224
                                      #10
                                      Welcome!
                                      “Nobody can go back and start a new beginning, but anyone can start today and make a new ending.” ~~Maria Robinson

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                                        • sadaist
                                          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                          • Jul 2004
                                          • 11625
                                          #11
                                          Originally posted by Coachman140
                                          What up everyone

                                          What's up? Lets see....

                                          Sammys time in Van Hagar is up
                                          Gary Cherones time in Van Halen is up

                                          ...and best of all, the wait for a new ROTH fronted Van Halen album is almost up!


                                          Welcome to the Army!
                                          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                            • sadaist
                                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                              • Jul 2004
                                              • 11625
                                              #12
                                              Originally posted by Dan
                                              Damn,Another kiwi.

                                              You been out spreading the Gospel again Dan?

                                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                                • SunisinuS
                                                  Crazy Ass Mofo
                                                  • May 2010
                                                  • 3302
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by sadaist
                                                  You been out spreading the Gospel again Dan?

                                                  I don't think that is how you get other little Kiwi's..but since
                                                  Planned Parenthood is out...maybe that is what the upcoming generation will think.
                                                  Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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                                                    • Dan
                                                      DIAMOND STATUS
                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 12179
                                                      #14
                                                      Originally posted by sadaist
                                                      You been out spreading the Gospel again Dan?

                                                      How Dare you.
                                                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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