Phil Collen married a Tranvestite?

[Diamondjimi]

DEF LEPPARD’S PHIL COLLEN MARRIES AMAZONIAN TRANSVESTITE

I don’t think you can actually be a transvestite if you’re an Amazonian, but I don’t know how else to describe Helen L. Simmons, the incredibly tall, incredibly unattractive woman who married Def Leppard guitarist Phil Collen this past Friday.

Here’s a photo that will haunt your nightmares forever:

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/article-1295787-0A7D8ED1000005DC-528_468x637.jpg

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Helen-Simmons-Phil-Collen-Wedding-PHOTOS.jpg

LINK (http://www.metalsucks.net/tag/helen-l-simmons/)


Old news, but good for a laugh, anyway....:biggrin:

[hambon4lif]

:biggrin:

[lesfunk]

Married a Transvestite? I thought he was a transvestite.

[FORD]

Well, his first band was called "Girl" oddly enough.....

[lesfunk]

It should have been called "Twat"

[binnie]

DEF LEPPARD’S PHIL COLLEN MARRIES AMAZONIAN TRANSVESTITE

I don’t think you can actually be a transvestite if you’re an Amazonian, but I don’t know how else to describe Helen L. Simmons, the incredibly tall, incredibly unattractive woman who married Def Leppard guitarist Phil Collen this past Friday.

Here’s a photo that will haunt your nightmares forever:

http://www.metalsucks.net/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/article-1295787-0A7D8ED1000005DC-528_468x637.jpg

http://bumpshack.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/07/Helen-Simmons-Phil-Collen-Wedding-PHOTOS.jpg

LINK (http://www.metalsucks.net/tag/helen-l-simmons/)

Old news, but good for a laugh, anyway....:biggrin:

Judging by that pic, I guess 'Love Bites' was something of a prediction.

[sadaist]

Motherfucking GOONIE GOOGOO. You married a bigfoot Gus. Your kids are bigfeets.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!



I miss the funny Eddie Murphy.

[lesfunk]

Looks like it took it's lip plate out for the smoocheroo

[chefcraig]

Sadly enough, Vivian Campbell attended the festivities, immediately lowering the overall standards not only of the wedding, but of the reception party band as well. Insiders claim to have overheard Campbell loudly offering harsh words about several key figures in attendance, including the priest, the wedding photographer and the caterer. It was later discovered that Campbell was once an altar boy for the padre, formerly employed by the photographer and is currently employed by the caterer.

[Jagermeister]

Murphy is a funny mother fucker. Or use to be.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XylJW5c9eJ0

Why the fuck won't these work?

[Diamondjimi]

Gooney googoo...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v204/Federaljim/Helen-Simmons-Phil-Collen-Wedding-PHOTOS.jpg

[Mr. Vengeance]

http://backtothevalley.files.wordpress.com/2008/06/kip.jpg

[Hardrock69]

God....calling it an Amazon is one thing, but when it looks like a man....BLEAGH....

Oh well. Whatever floats his boat. :hee:

[sadaist]

God....calling it an Amazon is one thing, but when it looks like a man....BLEAGH....

Oh well. Whatever floats his boat. :hee:


I'm actually glad he did it. This thread has been the most fun of the day for me.

[binnie]

I am the only one who thinks she looks a bit like Joe Elliot blacked up and in drag?

[chefcraig]

I am the only one who thinks she looks a bit like Joe Elliot blacked up and in drag?

So as usual, you'd hit it then?

[binnie]

Only if she sang 'Pour Some Sugar On Me' whilst we were making the beast with two backs.

[ELVIS]

http://www.aceshowbiz.com/images/wennpic/wenn2619287.jpg

She doesn't look like a man...

[PETE'S BROTHER]

looks like snoop dogggggg with bolt-ons

[lesfunk]

She's got five o'clock shadow for Cristsakes

[FORD]

She doesn't look like a man...

Looks like ELVIS needs to take the test.....

http://www2.b3ta.com/femaleorshemale2/

[PETE'S BROTHER]

is that his website?

[Hellraiser!!]

OMG!!! The guy married with Pelé!

[Mr Badguy]

Step inside, walk this way, you and me babe, GAY GAY!

[Jérôme Frenchise]

Collen loves to go into a trans.

[sonrisa salvaje]

She's got five o'clock shadow for Cristsakes

How can you tell? :biggrin: