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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    wet, salty pussy

    Wet, salty cat found in NYC; did it swim from NJ?




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    – 1 hr 54 mins ago
    NEW YORK – Did a calico cat from New Jersey swim across New York Harbor?
    The mystery surrounds a white, orange and black feline that arrived last weekend on Governors Island in New York.
    Security guards found the cat on the island's north shore. Its fur was salty, matted and caked with seaweed.
    A Governors Island spokeswoman, Elizabeth Rapuano, tells the Daily News that workers there have a theory: They think the cat managed to swim to safety after being swept up in torrential rains in New Jersey. That's over a mile away.
    Rapuano said the calico is a great addition to the 172-acre island but will welcome any leads that would help find the owner.
    The city is developing the island. Plans include a waterfront promenade and 87 acres of green space.




    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32794

    #2
    Wet, salty, and smell like fish oh baby.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #3
      this comment on there.....

      Wet, salty and covered in seaweed???? Sounds to me like it escaped the prep line at Kim Jong Il's North Korean Bar and Grill


      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • Jagermeister
        Full Member Status

        • Apr 2010
        • 4510

        #4
        I hate cats.

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        • hambon4lif
          Crazy Ass Mofo
          • Jun 2004
          • 2810

          #5
          I clicked on this thread for entirely different reasons......DAMNIT!!!

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          • clarathecarrot
            Full Member Status

            • May 2010
            • 3588

            #6
            Who licked the cat to find out it was salty???

            comment: posted at news story site and why I still don't make the big bucks.
            2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
            clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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            • chefcraig
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Apr 2004
              • 12172

              #7
              Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
              Sounds to me like it escaped the prep line at Kim Jong Il's North Korean Bar and Grill
              Did you ever notice, with an alarming frequency, many Chinese Take Out joints are within two blocks of a veterinary hospital? It can not be a coincidence that all 12 signs of the Chinese Zodiac are animals.









              “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
              ― Stephen Hawking

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              • Dan
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Jan 2004
                • 12179

                #8
                Originally posted by Jagermeister
                I hate Pussy.
                Fag.
                First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                • Nitro Express
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Aug 2004
                  • 32794

                  #9
                  Originally posted by chefcraig
                  Did you ever notice, with an alarming frequency, many Chinese Take Out joints are within two blocks of a veterinary hospital? It can not be a coincidence that all 12 signs of the Chinese Zodiac are animals.

                  The Chinese eat every part of the pig but the squeal.
                  No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                  • chefcraig
                    DIAMOND STATUS
                    • Apr 2004
                    • 12172

                    #10
                    Who doesn't? Pork fat rules!










                    “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
                    ― Stephen Hawking

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                    • Dan
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jan 2004
                      • 12179

                      #11
                      Pork On The Fork?
                      First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                      • Dan
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Jan 2004
                        • 12179

                        #12
                        How Very Rude.
                        First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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