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Revenge! Barack Obama Thumps Trump at White House Correspondents Dinner
Published: April 30, 2011 @ 8:22 pm
By Dylan Stableford
Donald Trump heard some boos when he arrived on red carpet at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner on Saturday -- but that was nothing compared to what he faced inside the ballroom at the Washington Hilton.
Barack Obama got his revenge on Trump and the birther movement during his speech, skewering the reality star and would-be opponent in 2012 with jokes aimed directly at the absurdness of the birther issue and, more specifically, Trump's candidacy.
The evening, which began as a light-hearted celebration of the president's first term, quickly turned into the Trump Roast: Part II.
Opening with a video montage set to the Hulk Hogan theme “Real American,” Obama began his speech saying, “My fellow Americans” (emphasis his).
The president then unleashed a barrage of birth certificate jokes. “Hopefully this puts to rest any lingering doubts,” Obama said. “But just in case, I am releasing my official birth video.” A clip from “The Lion King” followed.
“I want to make clear to the Fox News table, that was a joke,” he said. “Call Disney if you don't believe me -- they have the long-form version.”
“I heard Michele Bachmann was born in Canada,” Obama continued. “Yes Michele, this is how it starts.”
Also read: Donald Trump Shows Up at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Is Booed on Arrival
Obama then turned his attention to the elephant in the room. "Donald Trump is here. I know he's taken some flack recently, but no one is more ready to put the birther issue to rest than the Donald," Obama said. "So he can focus real issues at hand facing America, like ‘Did we really land on the moon?’ ‘What really happened in Roswell?’ And, ‘Where are Biggie and Tupac?’”
“We all know about your credentials and wealth of experience,” Obama told Trump. “The other night on “Celebrity Apprentice” ... you fired Gary Busey. These are the kinds of situations that would keep me up at night.”
Obama also tossed a few barbs at his Hollywood critics. “It’s fair to say that when it comes to my presidency, the honeymoon is over. Matt Damon said he [has been] disappointed in my performance,” Obama said. “Matt, I just saw the ‘Adjustment Bureau.’ Right back atcha buddy.”
“Saturday Night Live” head writer Seth Meyers -- who served as the evenings traditional comedic entertainment -- followed Obama.
“These are my birth certificate jokes,” Meyers said, holding up a stack of notes. “Now unusable.” (“Who told you I had birth certificate jokes?” Meyers asked the president. “It was Assange, wasn't it?”)
Instead, Meyers roasted the media companies in the room, including his own. “Comcast bought NBC this year, I'm assuming by accident,” he said. “C-SPAN,” which televised the dinner live, “is one unpaid electric bill away from being a radio station.”
Of the traditional "WHCD" afterparties, Meyers said: “The New York Times party used to be free but tonight there's apparently cover ... so I'm just going to go to the Huffington Post party.”
But, he said, “the Huffington Post party is asking people to go to other parties and steal food and drinks and bring it from there.”
Meyers roasted Obama, too. “When you were sworn in, you looked like the guy from those Old Spice commercials," Meyers quipped. "Now you look like Louis Gossett, Sr. Is this the ‘Change’ you were talking about?”
He added: “If your hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party is going to endorse it.”
Eventually, Meyers, like Obama before him, served The Donald some humble pie. “Trump is saying he is running as a Republican, which is ironic, because I had assumed he was running as a joke.”
TheWrap.com (http://www.thewrap.com/media/article/revenge-barack-obama-skewers-donald-trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner-26949)
Published: April 30, 2011 @ 8:22 pm
By Dylan Stableford
Donald Trump heard some boos when he arrived on red carpet at the White House Correspondents’ Association Dinner on Saturday -- but that was nothing compared to what he faced inside the ballroom at the Washington Hilton.
Barack Obama got his revenge on Trump and the birther movement during his speech, skewering the reality star and would-be opponent in 2012 with jokes aimed directly at the absurdness of the birther issue and, more specifically, Trump's candidacy.
The evening, which began as a light-hearted celebration of the president's first term, quickly turned into the Trump Roast: Part II.
Opening with a video montage set to the Hulk Hogan theme “Real American,” Obama began his speech saying, “My fellow Americans” (emphasis his).
The president then unleashed a barrage of birth certificate jokes. “Hopefully this puts to rest any lingering doubts,” Obama said. “But just in case, I am releasing my official birth video.” A clip from “The Lion King” followed.
“I want to make clear to the Fox News table, that was a joke,” he said. “Call Disney if you don't believe me -- they have the long-form version.”
“I heard Michele Bachmann was born in Canada,” Obama continued. “Yes Michele, this is how it starts.”
Also read: Donald Trump Shows Up at the White House Correspondents Dinner, Is Booed on Arrival
Obama then turned his attention to the elephant in the room. "Donald Trump is here. I know he's taken some flack recently, but no one is more ready to put the birther issue to rest than the Donald," Obama said. "So he can focus real issues at hand facing America, like ‘Did we really land on the moon?’ ‘What really happened in Roswell?’ And, ‘Where are Biggie and Tupac?’”
“We all know about your credentials and wealth of experience,” Obama told Trump. “The other night on “Celebrity Apprentice” ... you fired Gary Busey. These are the kinds of situations that would keep me up at night.”
Obama also tossed a few barbs at his Hollywood critics. “It’s fair to say that when it comes to my presidency, the honeymoon is over. Matt Damon said he [has been] disappointed in my performance,” Obama said. “Matt, I just saw the ‘Adjustment Bureau.’ Right back atcha buddy.”
“Saturday Night Live” head writer Seth Meyers -- who served as the evenings traditional comedic entertainment -- followed Obama.
“These are my birth certificate jokes,” Meyers said, holding up a stack of notes. “Now unusable.” (“Who told you I had birth certificate jokes?” Meyers asked the president. “It was Assange, wasn't it?”)
Instead, Meyers roasted the media companies in the room, including his own. “Comcast bought NBC this year, I'm assuming by accident,” he said. “C-SPAN,” which televised the dinner live, “is one unpaid electric bill away from being a radio station.”
Of the traditional "WHCD" afterparties, Meyers said: “The New York Times party used to be free but tonight there's apparently cover ... so I'm just going to go to the Huffington Post party.”
But, he said, “the Huffington Post party is asking people to go to other parties and steal food and drinks and bring it from there.”
Meyers roasted Obama, too. “When you were sworn in, you looked like the guy from those Old Spice commercials," Meyers quipped. "Now you look like Louis Gossett, Sr. Is this the ‘Change’ you were talking about?”
He added: “If your hair gets any whiter, the Tea Party is going to endorse it.”
Eventually, Meyers, like Obama before him, served The Donald some humble pie. “Trump is saying he is running as a Republican, which is ironic, because I had assumed he was running as a joke.”
TheWrap.com (http://www.thewrap.com/media/article/revenge-barack-obama-skewers-donald-trump-white-house-correspondents-dinner-26949)