God help me, but I almost feel sorry for Newt Gingrich

[FORD]

Yeah, he's a hypocritical douchebag who dumped his first wife when she had cancer and was getting blow jobs from the woman who became his third wife in the congressional garage while still married to his second wife, while also hypocritically leading the impeachment effort against Bill Clinton for getting his dick sucked in the Oval Office. And he also opposes his own sister's civil rights.

But the guy actually makes a true statement, for once in his life - calling out the Jockstrap Ryan budget plan for the extremist horseshit it is - and suddenly he can't even walk through a mall without being harrassed by the teabaggers.........


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_G2vovE12tk

[Nickdfresh]

Gingrich has as much chance as Ford does of getting elected president...

[chefcraig]

Who knows...pair him up with Ed Meese as a running mate, and you might just get the nostalgia vote. Hell, Van Halen has been using it for the better part of a decade now.

[sadaist]

Newt won't get the Republican nomination. But having him in the debates will be good. I wish Trump would have ran at least for a few debates. Would have been entertaining as hell to see. I think Newt would be a better VP candidate than the top spot. Especially if the nominee has little insider experience, Newt will shore up those concerns a little. Ease a few voters minds so to speak.

I wonder if the Republicans can convince Rick Perry of Texas to run. Automatic front-runner for the nomination if he does. I think he just might, but will wait until the field thins out a bit and is much more clear.

Chris Christie I believe is waiting for a 2016 run. Build up his resume and he doesn't want to risk losing to Obama. Once you lose a Presidential election, the chances of getting it the 2nd or 3rd time around really drops off.

Mitch Daniels? Fuck, I don't know anything about the guy. Jeb Bush? I think if he ever runs it will be a 2016 bid.

I just don't see any Republican that can beat Obama. Not that Obama is any good, but there is absolutely zero name recognition for any of the Republicans outside of people who follow politics. And that is a small percentage of the public.

[sadaist]

Mitch Daniels? Fuck, I don't know anything about the guy.


He announced today he is NOT running. Just as well.

[Terry]

Gingrich isn't a serious candidate.

He's fully aware that he's not going to come remotely close to getting the nomination, and what the mainstream political pundits claim in terms of the level of influence he supposedly has in shaping contemporary conservative philosophies has more to do with the frequency of his television appearances than any real ability to sway people to cast a vote for him.

His whole candidacy is little more than a calculation on his part to maintain his standing and visibility in the media eye, and prolong the waning moments of his extended 15 minutes of fame, rather than totally and finally slide into political oblivion.

There's no downside to him NOT running, so he did. The guy has been, for all intents and purposes, cooked since 1998.

[Nitro Express]

All the freaks are targeting Newt. LOL!

[Unchainme]

it reminds me of this one clip I saw on youtube where some anti-abortion "women" (and I use that term lightly), was bitching at limbaugh over being pro-life.

and..I..think limbaugh is a bit of a scumbag, but to his credit, he tried to give the women the opportunity to debate him on the issue, which would be easy if you had any sense of knowledge on the topic. EASY. Hell, I have next to little interest in it, and I could probably formulate some form of an opinion.

Nope, just her screaming about how "YOU HAVE THE BLOOD OF WOMEN ON YOUR HANDS!!!!!!!!!!!!!", and just sounding nasty about it.

Same damn thing with the tea baggers. A lack of education on the issues and just flat out civility and respect for the other side is what's missing in this country.

[FORD]

Has anybody ever noticed who Newt really looks like.......

http://3.bp.blogspot.com/-YKmmKolzUA0/TcvU4nmsyfI/AAAAAAAAAOA/61o6mHZJF1Y/s1600/mickey_dolenz.jpg

Bush is a Chimp, and Newt was a Monkee :biggrin:

Fuck the campaign, Newt. Put the band back together instead, and do something useful.....


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sUzs5dlLrm0

[lesfunk]

FORD, please leave Mickey out of this. It'll ruin my childhood memories!

[Switch84]

I "feel sorry" for that fruitcake that dumped the glitter on him. You KNOW Newt's security beat the living shit out of him off camera...

[Switch84]

Another Georgian threw his name in the Republican hat: businessman Herman Cain. He's got a snowball's chance in Hell of winning the party's nomination, much less the White House.

[BITEYOASS]

No, I don't feel sorry for that hypocritical son of a bitch.

[FORD]

Another Georgian threw his name in the Republican hat: businessman Herman Cain. He's got a snowball's chance in Hell of winning the party's nomination, much less the White House.

Yeah, when your only claim to fame is a pizza chain that went out of business, probably not much of a chance there. :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

I "feel sorry" for that fruitcake that dumped the glitter on him. You KNOW Newt's security beat the living shit out of him off camera...

They probably tazed his balls and stuck a cattle prod up his ass. Newt probably didn't get pissed because he knew the fag would get a working over in the back alley.

[FORD]

Necroposting this because of the bizarre irony that PizzaMan has now come and gone, and Newt is considered the goddamned "frontrunner" just weeks before Iowa. Who the fuck woulda thought?

[Hardrock69]

He is not a serious candidate, as pointed out above. His campaigns are designed to sell more of his lame "books". Saw a 60 Minutes piece a couple of months ago. That was when his entire campaign staff resigned.

I like the fact he is in the ring. If he is the best they have, Obama will be President no problem. :lol:

[Terry]

Necroposting this because of the bizarre irony that PizzaMan has now come and gone, and Newt is considered the goddamned "frontrunner" just weeks before Iowa. Who the fuck woulda thought?

Yeah, well, when looking at various polls, the conventional wisdom is that 2/3rds of GOP primary voters still haven't settled on any of the announced candidates yet, which suggests that while they're not thrilled with Mittens they're ALSO not thrilled with anybody else. For good reason, too.

Frankly, I AM amazed that Newt is even still IN the race for the nom, much less apparently thriving, even when taking into account the flavor of the week cycle that Cain, Perry and Bachmann have enjoyed.

And yet, there's Mittens still chugging along at 23-25%, with Ron Paul consistently polling 2nd or 3rd in Iowa and New Hampshire.

That Gingrich is enjoying a surge could be nothing more than a last, desperate grasp at finding anyone but Romney. On the surface, Gingrich appears to be a thoughful candidate...until one considers the actual ideas of the supposed Gingrich "idea factory" and finds Newt is just as batshit as Bachmann, minus the religious fervour.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

I won't put anything past the typical Bible-thumping, gun-toting, anti-minority, anti-poor, anti-gay Republican base voter nowadays...

I don't "think" any of the Republican nominees can defeat Obama, but having said that, nothing would surprise me....

[hambon4lif]

I had a feeling that sooner or later this would be brought to everyones attention, what I didn't expect was that it would come from Ron Paul....

[jacksmar]

http://www.cbsnews.com/8301-503544_162-57337973-503544/newt-gingrich-strong-with-iowa-evangelicals-tea-partiers/

Newt Gingrich's14-point lead over Mitt Romney among likely Iowa Republican caucus-goers is grounded in large part in support from Tea Party and evangelical voters, who have a far more positive view of Gingrich than they do Romney, according to a new CBS News/New York Times poll.

CBS agrees with F.A.Gs (Fuckups Against Gingrich)

[Guitar Shark]

Clever and witty as always, jocksmear.

[FORD]

Not surprised the fundagelical wackjobs would prefer Newt over the "Mormon Cultist" Romney, but being a recent Catholic convert (at his third wife's request) I can't believe they would pick him over CBN University graduate Batshit Bachmann, or pRick Perry who just declared war on Christmas, gays, and Obama in his latest ad.

[FORD]

Oh geezus..... apparently today Newt said he would nominate the fucking lunatic neocon shitbag John Bolton as Secretary of State. :headlights:

BTW, that's illegal, you dumb son of a bitch. Newt could be in jail for the next year, which could certainly take care of his campaign.

[SunisinuS]

To illustrate why "Flip-Flopping" is a non-issue as all adults do it by revising their positions over time (When I was a child I spoke as a child etc...even the Bible Supports it):

So Poor Susie wants to go to the Prom but her boy friend insists on her getting a new dress. So Susie asks her Dad...."Johnny wants to take me to the prom....can I have a new dress"? Her Dad says "If you suck my dick I will buy you a new dress." Susie...says "No Dad....bleh you are crazy!"

So Susie goes back to Johnny and says...."My Dad said if I suck his dick I can have a new prom dress." Johnny says "Well we can't go to the prom without you in a new dress....come on...ask him again...I am sure he was not serious."

So Susie says "Dad I want to go the prom and I need a new dress!" and her Dad says...."Suck my dick and I will get you a new dress for the Prom". Susie screams "NO NO!"

So she goes back to Johnny and says "My Dad told me if I suck his dick I will get a new prom dress." and Johnny says "Well we can't go to the prom without you in a new dress, ask him again...I am sure he will relent."

So Susie goes back to her Dad and says "I want to go the prom with Johnny and I want a new dress!" and her Dad says "Suck my dick and I will get you a new prom dress." and she says "Fine...sigh whatever" and drops to her knees and starts giving a BlowJob. Suddenly she starts gagging and says "Your dick tastes like shit!" and her Dad says: "Yea your brother wanted a new Bicycle."

So that is how freakin stupid this whole conversation about "flip-flopping" is:

When you were 6 years old you thought of your Aunt or the World this way. Then when you were 14 you thought of the world this other way. Then when you were 24 you thought that it worked like this: but as you go through life you revise and learn and gather wisdom and knowledge and no longer speak like a Child. When your Aunt finally dies when you are 39 you say "You know...that was one kick-ass Lady", and you are Old enough to laugh at a joke like this that would have shocked you when you were 12. :biggrin:

Any President that cannot change a position based upon learning and new information should not have ever been elected.

Any President worth her or his salt knows how to LEARN, even in fucking office.

Flip off with the Straw-Man "Flip-Flop" argument.

Stupid is as stupid does....just ask Michelle Bachman.


I'm out.

:mad0244:

[hambon4lif]

Clever and witty as always, jocksmear.No kidding!

I'm already starting to wonder if all future Mini-KISS shows are going to be Gingrich endorsements now.....

[jacksmar]

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100083104/the-u-turn-president-barack-obama-top-ten-flip-flops/

The U-turn president: Barack Obama’s top ten flip-flops

In 1980 Margaret Thatcher famously declared she was “not for turning”, and admirably stuck to her guns as prime minister through thick and thin. In contrast, Barack Obama’s presidency has been filled with the kinds of U-turns that would have made even Jimmy Carter blush.

President Obama’s decision last week to do a 180 degree about-turn on the issue of military tribunals is the latest policy reversal by a presidency that has become increasingly adept at making them, usually without batting an eyelid. Below, I outline ten of the biggest policy flip-flops by the Obama administration since taking office in January 2009, with an emphasis on foreign and security policy.


http://cdn.hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/barack-obama-liar-liar.jpg

[ZahZoo]

It's an interesting time to reside in Iowa... I've tended to vote mostly republican over the years, but remain undeclared.

Can't say I'm thrilled with anyone in any party at the moment... it's like fantasy football but you can only pick from the bottom 5 worst teams/players in history...

[Nickdfresh]

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100083104/the-u-turn-president-barack-obama-top-ten-flip-flops/

The U-turn president: Barack Obama’s top ten flip-flops

In 1980 Margaret Thatcher famously declared she was “not for turning”, and admirably stuck to her guns as prime minister through thick and thin. In contrast, Barack Obama’s presidency has been filled with the kinds of U-turns that would have made even Jimmy Carter blush.

President Obama’s decision last week to do a 180 degree about-turn on the issue of military tribunals is the latest policy reversal by a presidency that has become increasingly adept at making them, usually without batting an eyelid. Below, I outline ten of the biggest policy flip-flops by the Obama administration since taking office in January 2009, with an emphasis on foreign and security policy.


http://cdn.hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/barack-obama-liar-liar.jpg

Thanks for the random cut-and-paste post spam having nothing to do with the topic. Maybe someday, you'll have an original thought that doesn't involve jerking off to your Paul Stanley doll?

[Hardrock69]

:lmao:

[jacksmar]

How many Ubama supporters does it take to rape a 7 year old, Nick?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuyEuvCRNZA&feature=related



Who's laughing now, HardRock?

[Nickdfresh]

How many Ubama supporters does it take to rape a 7 year old, Nick?



http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CuyEuvCRNZA&feature=related



Who's laughing now, HardRock?

Wow. Another completely retarded aside.

But here dummy, a quick Google search gleans:

http://www.google.com/search?q=republican+child+molestation&ie=utf-8&oe=utf-8&aq=t&rls=org.mozilla:en-US:official&client=firefox-a

[Terry]

It's an interesting time to reside in Iowa... I've tended to vote mostly republican over the years, but remain undeclared.

Can't say I'm thrilled with anyone in any party at the moment... it's like fantasy football but you can only pick from the bottom 5 worst teams/players in history...

There are solid ideas from the conservative side of the aisle that deserve to be brought to the table, but I'd have a hard time being convinced that any Republican is honestly enthusiastic about this crop of candidates, either in part or taken as a whole. Even Ron Paul just seems a bit beyond his Sell-By date.

Suddenly Chris Christie seems all the more wiser politically for not getting in the race and associating himself with this lot.

The sad part is that, even more so than 2007/2008, this shit seems like it's been going on forever...only it hasn't, and there's still 11 months to go.

[jacksmar]

"google" is your news source? Try gleaning a few newspapers on your own. Atlanta, Detroit, Washington, L.A., Chicago, Denver, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Cincinnati, and New York.

I can come up with a majority of Ubama voters committing crimes vs a few shitbag Republican politicians any day of the year.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/29/9094040-19th-victim-of-gacy-is-identified
19th victim of Gacy is identified

By Phil Rogers and Lisa Balde, NBCChicago.com
The Cook County Sheriff's Office has identified the remains of another of serial killer John Wayne Gacy's victims.

DNA evidence identified Victim No. 19 — labeled as such because his was the 19th body removed from the killer's basement — as William George "Bill" Bundy, 39, Sheriff Tom Dart said Tuesday. The body was found in the crawl space of Gacy's house on Dec. 28, 1978.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Johnwaynegacyrosalynncarter.jpg/240px-Johnwaynegacyrosalynncarter.jpg

Keep sucking the Ubama cock Nick, but it's always funny when you come up for air, dummy.

[LoungeMachine]

"
I can come up with a majority of Ubama voters committing crimes vs a few shitbag Republican politicians any day of the year.

[.

A majority, you claim?

Okay, Papsmear.....

Prove it.

:gulp:

Fucking dolt.

[Nickdfresh]

"google" is your news source? Try gleaning a few newspapers on your own. Atlanta, Detroit, Washington, L.A., Chicago, Denver, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Cincinnati, and New York.

I can come up with a majority of Ubama voters committing crimes vs a few shitbag Republican politicians any day of the year.

http://usnews.msnbc.msn.com/_news/2011/11/29/9094040-19th-victim-of-gacy-is-identified
19th victim of Gacy is identified

By Phil Rogers and Lisa Balde, NBCChicago.com
The Cook County Sheriff's Office has identified the remains of another of serial killer John Wayne Gacy's victims.

DNA evidence identified Victim No. 19 — labeled as such because his was the 19th body removed from the killer's basement — as William George "Bill" Bundy, 39, Sheriff Tom Dart said Tuesday. The body was found in the crawl space of Gacy's house on Dec. 28, 1978.

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/commons/thumb/3/3f/Johnwaynegacyrosalynncarter.jpg/240px-Johnwaynegacyrosalynncarter.jpg

Keep sucking the Ubama cock Nick, but it's always funny when you come up for air, dummy.


Whose Ubama? And WTF does John Wayne Gacy have to do with any of this? Oh yeah! He was Ubama's campaign manager for his campaign to become Superintendent of the Potuxy, KS Highway Dept.

[jacksmar]

A majority, you claim?

Okay, Papsmear.....

Prove it.

:gulp:

Fucking dolt.

Ubamabot,

http://app4.lasd.org/iic/ajis_search.cfm

Do your own work, addlepate.
:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

It's your own work, dumbass....

Your claim, your burden of proof, you inbred hick.

:gulp:

[jacksmar]

Whose Ubama? And WTF does John Wayne Gacy have to do with any of this? Oh yeah! He was Ubama's campaign manager for his campaign to become Superintendent of the Potuxy, KS Highway Dept.

Lib elites switched from calling OsamaBL to UsamaBL didn't they. Stalin renamed Hitler's regime "fascist" to cover up the fact that it was socialist.

Gacy is just another typical Democrat.

[LoungeMachine]

"Lib Elites"

:lmao:

You poor thing...I'm so sorry we hurt you.

:gulp:

[jacksmar]

It's your own work, dumbass....

Your claim, your burden of proof, you inbred hick.

:gulp:

http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2011/08/29/obamas-uncle-arrested-on-_n_941067.html

FRAMINGHAM, Mass. -- President Barack Obama's uncle was stopped on suspicion of drunken driving, told police he planned to arrange bail through the White House and was being held without bail on an immigration detainer, authorities said Monday.

Onyango Obama was arrested last week in Framingham, about 20 miles west of Boston, after police said he made a rolling stop through a stop sign and nearly caused a cruiser to strike his sport utility vehicle.

Police said that after being booked at the police station, Obama was asked whether he wanted to make a telephone call to arrange for bail.

"I think I will call the White House," he stated, according to a police report filed in Framingham District Court.

There you go, cantuck.

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Need I Google the term MAJORITY for you, mensa?

:gulp:

dolt.

[Seshmeister]

http://blogs.telegraph.co.uk/news/nilegardiner/100083104/the-u-turn-president-barack-obama-top-ten-flip-flops/

The U-turn president: Barack Obama’s top ten flip-flops

In 1980 Margaret Thatcher famously declared she was “not for turning”, and admirably stuck to her guns as prime minister through thick and thin. In contrast, Barack Obama’s presidency has been filled with the kinds of U-turns that would have made even Jimmy Carter blush.

President Obama’s decision last week to do a 180 degree about-turn on the issue of military tribunals is the latest policy reversal by a presidency that has become increasingly adept at making them, usually without batting an eyelid. Below, I outline ten of the biggest policy flip-flops by the Obama administration since taking office in January 2009, with an emphasis on foreign and security policy.


http://cdn.hoboken411.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/11/barack-obama-liar-liar.jpg

A couple of problems with this.

Firstly I don't see what this obsession about flip flops is. A leader that never changes their view or policy is a dangerous lunatic which is exactly what that sick evil cunt Thatcher became.


Insanity: doing the same thing over and over again and expecting different results.
Albert Einstein

A quote that works equally well for prayer.

Secondly despite the right wing mythology Thatcher like Hitler was forced to make a number major U-Turns and incidentally did keep free socialised healthcare.

[Seshmeister]

Stalin renamed Hitler's regime "fascist" to cover up the fact that it was socialist.



Wow that is spectacularly ignorant, I'm a bit embarrassed for you.

[LoungeMachine]

Wow that is spectacularly ignorant, I'm a bit embarrassed for you.

Imagine what his mother thinks.....

:gulp:

[Guitar Shark]

Imagine what his mother thinks.....

:gulp:

I think it's something akin to "Woof"

[FORD]

Whose Ubama? And WTF does John Wayne Gacy have to do with any of this?

Well..... there was that incident where Batshit Bachmann bragged about being born in his hometown.

[jacksmar]

Ford gets it as usual. I suspect more often than not, and I'm not just talking about sex and politics. :biggrin:

[jhale667]

Ford gets it as usual. More often than not, I'm just talking out my ass. :biggrin:

We know.

[jacksmar]

Wow that is spectacularly ignorant, I'm a bit embarrassed for you.

Although I don't care much for wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Labor_Front

[jacksmar]

We know to how lose.:biggrin:

http://www.nerdtests.com/ft_loser.php

Let us know your score jhale.

[jhale667]

Such a witty retort..does him's wittle head hurt now?



Douche... :lmao:

[Nickdfresh]

Lib elites switched from calling OsamaBL to UsamaBL didn't they.

Um, I have no idea what the fuck you are talking about. And are you asking an interrogative or making a declarative statement?


Stalin renamed Hitler's regime "fascist" to cover up the fact that it was socialist.

Eh, Hitler wasn't any more "socialist" than Ronald Regan was actually. He wiped out the actual left wing of the Nazi Party and was pretty much a pragmatic leader that blended capitalism with state autocracy making him very much a "fascist."...



Gacy is just another typical Democrat.

Really? Why is that?

Why would you even think of John Wayne Gacy?

[Nickdfresh]

Although I don't care much for wiki:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/German_Labor_Front

That's because you're a thick skulled mouth-breathing twat so easily owned by it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Strasser

[LoungeMachine]

Why would you even think of John Wayne Gacy?

Artistic jealousy?

:gulp:

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Jacksmar,
I'm curious, why did you register here? Because as far as I can tell, you've made 873 posts here, and absolutely NONE of them pertain to CVH/DLR....

So my recommendation to you is either start participating with the primary purpose of this board, or one of these days I'm gonna read one of your rants when I'm in a pissed off mood and you'll be history....

Have a nice day....

[Nitro Express]

A newt is a cold slimy creature that lives in mud puddles.

[jacksmar]

That's because you're a thick skulled mouth-breathing twat so easily owned by it:

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Otto_Strasser

Nick, you really shouldn't use those colorful metaphors. You're not that good at them yet.

So a Franco type redistributionist that stood against communism and united with the workers that didn't like capitalism wasn't a socialist?

So I'm supposed to hold onto any rational judgements or any ideological formulation because he wasn't evil like every other Nazi just misguided?

So how does Strasserism hold up after all this time, Nick?

The labor contracts that were Weimar contracts became honored GLF contracts. That was Hitler's union and it created the Volkswagen. It was called "The People's Car".

Didn't see this under wiki.

http://img.ifeng.com/res/200712/1221_271974.jpg

[Nickdfresh]

Nick, you really shouldn't use those colorful metaphors. You're not that good at them yet.

Pot, tea kettle, bubs....


So a Franco type redistributionist that stood against communism and united with the workers that didn't like capitalism wasn't a socialist?

Seriously, WTF does that sentence even mean? I'd like to diagram it, but that would make me almost as boring as you...


So I'm supposed to hold onto any rational judgements or any ideological formulation because he wasn't evil like every other Nazi just misguided?

Dude seriously, they have these things called "commas" that might make you look slightly less insane during your rants of completely bizarre analogies that are completely devoid of any sort of substance....


So how does Strasserism hold up after all this time, Nick?

Dunno. Someone's found the majesty of Google, though. :)


The labor contracts that were Weimar contracts became honored GLF contracts. That was Hitler's union and it created the Volkswagen. It was called "The People's Car".

Didn't see this under wiki.

http://img.ifeng.com/res/200712/1221_271974.jpg

Um, "Hitler's union" never created anything, Prof. Porsche did...

[chefcraig]

Nick, you really shouldn't use those colorful metaphors. You're not that good at them yet.


Pot, tea kettle, bubs...


Spock: Are you sure it isn't time for a colorful metaphor?

http://img1.imagehousing.com/83/01adf3540c86fffd81d6dcbd8593f3de.png (http://www.imagehousing.com/image/920894)

[ODShowtime]

"google" is your news source? Try gleaning a few newspapers on your own. Atlanta, Detroit, Washington, L.A., Chicago, Denver, Indianapolis, Cleveland, Cincinnati, and New York.

I can come up with a majority of Ubama voters committing crimes vs a few shitbag Republican politicians any day of the year.



If you only knew how you were being played. You'd be so angry. Idiot.

[Little Texan]

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