Lemon Stealing Whore

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  • Seshmeister
    ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

    • Oct 2003
    • 35157

    Lemon Stealing Whore

    It's good to see an adult movie with proper characters, script and a great narrative.

    I think this may be the first one to actually step over to a mainstream Oscar nomination...


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  • VanHalener
    ROCKSTAR

    • Nov 2006
    • 5451

    #2
    HELL YEAH! Lemons attract whores!
    I just put one in my pants and a couple at the front door.

    OWWWWWW!
    ~Only you can prevent low volume~

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    • PETE'S BROTHER
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Feb 2007
      • 12678

      #3
      like any sexual situation, remember to use protection. with all that citrus, you could get ades very easily.
      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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      • Anonymous
        Banned
        • May 2004
        • 12707

        #4
        Sadly, that script can easily beat the ones comin' out of Hollywood for the past 9/10 years or so.

        Cheers! :bottle:

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12678

          #5
          KUALA LUMPUR (AFP) – A group of Malaysian women launched an "Obedient Wife Club" on Saturday, urging members to be "whores in bed" and obey their husbands to curb social ills like divorce and domestic violence.
          Islamic group Global Ikhwan held the club's inaugural meeting in Kuala Lumpur, giving women tips on how to keep their men satisfied and prevent them straying.
          "A good wife is perceived to be prim and proper -- you just take care of the children -- but not much is emphasised on fulfilling sexual needs of the husband. If he needs sex, obey him," Rohaya Mohamad, the club's vice-president told AFP.
          Rohaya said 30 percent of the club members were in polygamous marriages while the rest were in monogamous relationships and that the club was open to non-Muslims.
          "You must satisfy your husband. A good wife should be a whore in bed," said 46-year-old doctor, whose husband has three other wives.


          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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          • High Life Man
            Commando
            • Jan 2004
            • 1286

            #6
            The girl (the non-lemon stealing one) Haley was involved in some weird drug/sex triangle and was found murdered. Remember reading about that a few years ago.

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            • clarathecarrot
              Full Member Status

              • May 2010
              • 3588

              #7


              If the lemon wants to does she really know that.
              2015 once smoke 2 smoke ...poke
              clara the tiny giraffe make fur curve

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