Happy Birthday to that old fuck Von Halen

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  • Mr Walker
    Crazy Ass Mofo
    • Jan 2004
    • 2536
    #1

    Happy Birthday to that old fuck Von Halen

    I think he might be the oldest poster around here except for ZahZoo.
    Don't know if he'll see the thread... he's probably busy running one of his fruity marathon races.
    Tags: halen, homosexual, von
    • Jagermeister
      Full Member Status

      • Apr 2010
      • 4510
      #2
      Originally posted by Mr Walker
      I think he might be the oldest poster around here except for ZahZoo.
      Don't know if he'll see the thread... he's probably busy running one of his fruity marathon races.


      Happy Birthday Von.

      It must be easier to run up there now. I mean with most people leaving town becasue they can't find work.

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        • PETE'S BROTHER
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Feb 2007
          • 12682
          #3
          happy birthday von
          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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            • VAiN
              Use my hand, I won't look
              ROCKSTAR

              • Nov 2006
              • 5057
              #4
              Happy Birthday to Von!
              Originally posted by wiseguy
              That shit will welcome you in the morning and pour the milk in your count chocula for ya.

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                • Cato
                  Full Member Status

                  • Jan 2004
                  • 4562
                  #5


                  and this is his fave band!
                  Don't notice most of my posts are less than 2 lines...




                  Fender Custom Shop Owners Club

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                  Cato's YouTube Channel

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                    • twonabomber
                      formerly F A T
                      ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                      • Jan 2004
                      • 11201
                      #6
                      wonder if it was warm enough today to wear orange shorts in Detroit...

                      happy birthday Von!
                      Writing In All Proper Case Takes Extra Time, Is Confusing To Read, And Is Completely Pointless.

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                        • Sensible Shoes
                          Full Member Status

                          • Oct 2009
                          • 4650
                          #7
                          Hey you idiot, you didn't say happy birthday to me last year, so I'm not saying it this year.

                          Oh dear.

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                            • Dan
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Jan 2004
                              • 12179
                              #8
                              How Rude.
                              First Roth Army Kiwi To See Van Halen Live 6/16/2012 Phoenix Arizona.

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                                • Warham
                                  DIAMOND STATUS
                                  • Mar 2004
                                  • 14587
                                  #9
                                  One of the legends.

                                  Happy Birthday, Von.

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                                    • Jagermeister
                                      Full Member Status

                                      • Apr 2010
                                      • 4510
                                      #10
                                      Originally posted by Warham
                                      One of the legends.

                                      Happy Birthday, Von.
                                      Legendary Ass Fucking Hole.

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                                        • TFM_Dale
                                          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
                                          • Jan 2009
                                          • 7943
                                          #11
                                          Happy Late Birthday Von, looking forward to the NFL starting up so I can get to kicking your ass in fantasy football again

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                                            • THEDOCTOR
                                              ROTH ARMY ELITE
                                              • Mar 2009
                                              • 6562
                                              #12
                                              Didnt see this till today ,but better late than never Happy Birthday fellow Gemini!

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                                                • sadaist
                                                  TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                                                  • Jul 2004
                                                  • 11625
                                                  #13
                                                  Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                                  Hey you idiot, you didn't say happy birthday to me last year, so I'm not saying it this year.
                                                  LOL...fixed that for ya. Now you have.

                                                  Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                                                  ... happy birthday....
                                                  “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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                                                    • lesfunk
                                                      Full Member Status

                                                      • Jan 2004
                                                      • 3560
                                                      #14
                                                      Not another one! Jaysus! Happy Birthday you old fuck! I'll make a funky bass line in yer honor.
                                                      On second thought, fuck that.
                                                      Happy birthday anyway.
                                                      http://gifsoup.com/imager.php?id=4448212&t=o GIFSoup

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                                                        • High Life Man
                                                          Commando
                                                          • Jan 2004
                                                          • 1286
                                                          #15
                                                          He's still alive?

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