Guess how Pat Robertson reacted to the news of marriage equality in New York?
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Guess how Pat Robertson reacted to the news of marriage equality in New York?
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992 -
God doesn't need to bother. We are already doing a grand job of destroying ourselves.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar! -
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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The old........me thinks thou doth protest too much, Sesh!
OK, Pat!
You're Republican, anti-gay, religious nut job that's ultra-conservative.........you have no choice but to be gay, Pat!
BTW, God told me so!Originally posted by vandeleurE- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first placeComment
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There is hardly anything about being gay in the bible yet these assholes are obsessed with it.
If they are going to the bronze age goatherd scribblings for their sexual morality then they should do it properly.
DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.
DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.
MARK 10:1-12
Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced.
LEVITICUS 18:19
The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman's period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.
MARK 12:18-27
If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.
and my favorite just because of the insane specificness of the retarded rule
DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.Comment
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I swear to God I'd never seen that last one before. Admittedly, I have more of the New Testament committed to memory than the Old, thanks to years of indoctrination in a fundagelical Baptist church, but I must have read Deuteronomy some where along the line.
Wonder what happened there? Moses have an unexpected complication when he was fighting some Egyptian dude whose wife grabbed his nutsack, and figured "Well shit, that's gotta go in the book!"Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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Geez, I guess this is one time I'm actually happy I don't have a brother and have three kids already....Twistin' by the pool.Comment
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The thing is if the Republicans want to beat Obama this time they need the swing vote. They won't get it with this homophobia fest they are on. Most people don't give a damn. What they want to know is are you really going to make their lives better. Obama sold out to the multinational corporations and banks. He brought in socialism all right. Socialism for the rich. The guy fucked himself image wise hardcore but the stupid Republicans don't know how to properly exploit the opportunity. They get all fixated on some fringe issue.
If we are going to use the bible as our guide then we need to follow the example of the ancient prophets such as Abraham. That means legallizing polygamy and owning concubines to fuck and easy divorces where the man gets to keep everything.Last edited by Nitro Express; 06-28-2011, 03:40 AM.No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!Comment
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Interesting bit for all the Christian and Jewish bankers especially in the current climate in Deuteronomy 24.
10 When thou dost lend thy brother any thing, thou shalt not go into his house to fetch his pledge.
11 Thou shalt stand abroad, and the man to whom thou dost lend shall bring out the pledge abroad unto thee.
12 And if the man be poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge:
In fact apart from gay sex and the right of Israel to take peoples land you don't hear much about the OT at all.Last edited by Seshmeister; 06-28-2011, 07:25 AM.Comment
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DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.
DEUTERONOMY 22:22
If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.
AWESOME!
I've been trying to come up with a good reason to go & throw rocks at my ex. If we were in a southern bible state, I just might get away with it too.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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