Guess how Pat Robertson reacted to the news of marriage equality in New York?

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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58755

    Guess how Pat Robertson reacted to the news of marriage equality in New York?



    Was there any doubt?
    Eat Us And Smile

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    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992
  • Nitro Express
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Aug 2004
    • 32797

    #2
    God doesn't need to bother. We are already doing a grand job of destroying ourselves.
    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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    • kwame k
      TOASTMASTER GENERAL
      • Feb 2008
      • 11302

      #3
      Wasn't this the moron that said 9/11 happened because of gays?
      Originally posted by vandeleur
      E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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      • bueno bob
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Jul 2004
        • 22820

        #4
        Shhh, don't bother him. He's busy waiting for his co-anchor to turn to him for his 15 minute perspective on a 7 minute news bit.
        Twistin' by the pool.

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        • Seshmeister
          ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

          • Oct 2003
          • 35155

          #5
          Robertson may or may not act on it but he is definitely gay.

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          • FORD
            ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

            • Jan 2004
            • 58755

            #6
            Originally posted by kwame k
            Wasn't this the moron that said 9/11 happened because of gays?
            Nah, it was Jerry Falwell who said that. Pat just agreed with him......

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #7
              The old........me thinks thou doth protest too much, Sesh!

              OK, Pat!

              You're Republican, anti-gay, religious nut job that's ultra-conservative.........you have no choice but to be gay, Pat!

              BTW, God told me so!
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • kwame k
                TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                • Feb 2008
                • 11302

                #8
                Originally posted by FORD
                Nah, it was Jerry Falwell who said that. Pat just agreed with him......
                I always get those two guys confused
                Originally posted by vandeleur
                E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35155

                  #9
                  There is hardly anything about being gay in the bible yet these assholes are obsessed with it.

                  If they are going to the bronze age goatherd scribblings for their sexual morality then they should do it properly.

                  DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
                  If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.
                  DEUTERONOMY 22:22
                  If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.
                  MARK 10:1-12
                  Divorce is strictly forbidden in both Testaments, as is remarriage of anyone who has been divorced.
                  LEVITICUS 18:19
                  The Bible forbids a married couple from having sexual intercourse during a woman's period. If they disobey, both shall be executed.
                  MARK 12:18-27
                  If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.

                  and my favorite just because of the insane specificness of the retarded rule

                  DEUTERONOMY 25:11-12
                  If a man gets into a fight with another man and his wife seeks to rescue her husband by grabbing the enemy's genitals, her hand shall be cut off and no pity shall be shown her.

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                  • FORD
                    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

                    • Jan 2004
                    • 58755

                    #10
                    I swear to God I'd never seen that last one before. Admittedly, I have more of the New Testament committed to memory than the Old, thanks to years of indoctrination in a fundagelical Baptist church, but I must have read Deuteronomy some where along the line.

                    Wonder what happened there? Moses have an unexpected complication when he was fighting some Egyptian dude whose wife grabbed his nutsack, and figured "Well shit, that's gotta go in the book!"
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                    "If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992

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                    • bueno bob
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Jul 2004
                      • 22820

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Seshmeister
                      MARK 12:18-27
                      If a man dies childless, his widow is ordered by biblical law to have intercourse with each of his brothers in turn until she bears her deceased husband a male heir.
                      Oh Hell. Do women actually know about this? Are they acting on it?

                      Geez, I guess this is one time I'm actually happy I don't have a brother and have three kids already....
                      Twistin' by the pool.

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                      • Nitro Express
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Aug 2004
                        • 32797

                        #12
                        Originally posted by Seshmeister
                        Robertson may or may not act on it but he is definitely gay.
                        It's amazing the most stringent gay haters seem to be closet gays themselves.
                        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                        • Nitro Express
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Aug 2004
                          • 32797

                          #13
                          The thing is if the Republicans want to beat Obama this time they need the swing vote. They won't get it with this homophobia fest they are on. Most people don't give a damn. What they want to know is are you really going to make their lives better. Obama sold out to the multinational corporations and banks. He brought in socialism all right. Socialism for the rich. The guy fucked himself image wise hardcore but the stupid Republicans don't know how to properly exploit the opportunity. They get all fixated on some fringe issue.

                          If we are going to use the bible as our guide then we need to follow the example of the ancient prophets such as Abraham. That means legallizing polygamy and owning concubines to fuck and easy divorces where the man gets to keep everything.
                          Last edited by Nitro Express; 06-28-2011, 03:40 AM.
                          No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                          • Seshmeister
                            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                            • Oct 2003
                            • 35155

                            #14
                            Originally posted by FORD
                            I swear to God I'd never seen that last one before. Admittedly, I have more of the New Testament committed to memory than the Old, thanks to years of indoctrination in a fundagelical Baptist church, but I must have read Deuteronomy some where along the line.
                            If this shit is the word of god then he's an idiot hole and you can quote me on that.

                            Interesting bit for all the Christian and Jewish bankers especially in the current climate in Deuteronomy 24.

                            10 When thou dost lend thy brother any thing, thou shalt not go into his house to fetch his pledge.

                            11 Thou shalt stand abroad, and the man to whom thou dost lend shall bring out the pledge abroad unto thee.

                            12 And if the man be poor, thou shalt not sleep with his pledge:
                            Isn't it funny we never hear Pat tell the banks they can't repossess homes but he is very very interested in the gay sex. What matters to people, being thrown out of their houses because of other peoples greed or a couple of guys giving each other hand jobs in the privacy of their own homes.

                            In fact apart from gay sex and the right of Israel to take peoples land you don't hear much about the OT at all.
                            Last edited by Seshmeister; 06-28-2011, 07:25 AM.

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                            • sadaist
                              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                              • Jul 2004
                              • 11625

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Seshmeister

                              DEUTERONOMY 22:13-21
                              If it is discovered that a bride is not a virgin, the Bible demands that she be executed by stoning immediately.

                              DEUTERONOMY 22:22
                              If a married person has sex with someone else's husband or wife, the Bible commands that both adulterers be stoned to death.

                              AWESOME!

                              I've been trying to come up with a good reason to go & throw rocks at my ex. If we were in a southern bible state, I just might get away with it too.
                              “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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