Rapper Xzibit: 'Planking' Is RACIST!!!

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  • Jagermeister
    Full Member Status

    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    Rapper Xzibit: 'Planking' Is RACIST!!!

    It's the latest craze taking over the Internet -- lying face down in bizarre places, stiff as wood -- but rapper Xzibit is leading a new charge AGAINST "planking" ... claiming the practice has RACIST roots.

    Xzibit took to his Twitter recently, claiming, "Planking is THE dumbest sh*t ever. Planking was a way to transport slaves on ships during the slave trade, its not funny. Educate yourselves."

    The rapper adds, "Dont get it twisted. I care less where your dumb asses lay face down and take pictures of the sh*t, I'm just telling you where it came from."

    It's all probably news to Katy Perry, Demi Moore, Rosario Dawson (above), Chris Brown, and Justin Bieber -- who have ALL posted pics of themselves online ... looking board.

    It's the latest craze taking over the Internet -- lying face down in bizarre places, stiff as wood -- but rapper Xzibit is leading a new charge AGAINST "planking" ... claiming the practice has RACIST roots.
  • Jagermeister
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    • Apr 2010
    • 4510

    #2


    Really is some stupid shit though. Where the fuck do people come up with this shit?

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    • chefcraig
      DIAMOND STATUS
      • Apr 2004
      • 12172

      #3
      Xzibit took to his Twitter recently, claiming, "Planking is THE dumbest sh*t ever...
      Apparently this half-wit has never watched an episode of his own Pimp My Ride show.

      Last edited by chefcraig; 07-08-2011, 02:18 PM.









      “The greatest enemy of knowledge is not ignorance, it is the illusion of knowledge.”
      ― Stephen Hawking

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      • Nitro Express
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 32798

        #4
        If someone planks around me I'm going to walk the plank. I will jump up on their back and maybe do some jumping and dancing.
        No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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        • sadaist
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Jul 2004
          • 11625

          #5
          Originally posted by Jagermeister
          It's the latest craze -- lying stiff as wood

          This ain't nothing new. My ex-wife started planking the first time we had married sex.
          “Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”

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          • Diamondjimi
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            • May 2004
            • 12086

            #6
            Originally posted by sadaist
            This ain't nothing new. My ex-wife started planking the first time we had married sex.
            Trolls take heed...LOG OUT & FUCK OFF!!!

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            • Jagermeister
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              • Apr 2010
              • 4510

              #7


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              • Nitro Express
                DIAMOND STATUS
                • Aug 2004
                • 32798

                #8
                What kind of fast food joint sells shepherd's pie?
                No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                • Jagermeister
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                  • Apr 2010
                  • 4510

                  #9
                  Originally posted by Nitro Express
                  What kind of fast food joint sells shepherd's pie?
                  lol. You read the menu?

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                  • Nitro Express
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                    • Aug 2004
                    • 32798

                    #10
                    It's lunchtime and I'm hungry but I will pass on the shepherd's pie.
                    No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                    • Jagermeister
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                      • Apr 2010
                      • 4510

                      #11
                      I'd plank the shit out of this.

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                      • Jagermeister
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                        • Apr 2010
                        • 4510

                        #12
                        Maybe this isn't so stupid after all.

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                        • BITEYOASS
                          ROTH ARMY ELITE
                          • Jan 2004
                          • 6531

                          #13
                          Originally posted by sadaist
                          This ain't nothing new. My ex-wife started planking the first time we had married sex.
                          You forgot to add the: OH OH OOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHH!!!!

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                          • Nitro Express
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                            • Aug 2004
                            • 32798

                            #14
                            Originally posted by Jagermeister
                            I'd plank the shit out of this.

                            I'm into partial planking. Only a part of me gets hard and stiff but I still want to play!
                            No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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                            • Nitro Express
                              DIAMOND STATUS
                              • Aug 2004
                              • 32798

                              #15
                              Originally posted by Jagermeister
                              Maybe this isn't so stupid after all.

                              Screw the planking game. I want to play sandwich. They can be the buns and I can be the salami.
                              No! You can't have the keys to the wine cellar!

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