I'm in mourning

[Sensible Shoes]

My lovely little rock station that plays the deep cuts from VH 1-6 let me down today. I'd love to tell you it isn't true, but I got in the car this AM and turned on the radio to hear.....




....."best of both worlds" .....

I'm simply weeping as I write this.

[Seshmeister]

Not a good situation and I hope you are getting over it ok.

That said I think BOBW is probably the best Van Hagar song by quite a distance. Still an unpleasant thing to go through obviously but it could have been worse...

[Sensible Shoes]

Like that song about breakfast or something?

Thanks for the boost, but I don't think I feel better.

[Diamondjimi]

The quickest bullet for a Hagar "song" is the next station preset button...

Hope you're feeling better, Shoes...

[Sensible Shoes]

I was so shocked I just didn't think of turning it off. Also, I have listened to so little of that shit, I had to leave it on til the chorus - saying "Jesus, that sounds like Hagar".......and soon I had the horrid truth.

[Dr. Love]

It's like ... you could sense a change, and nothing felt the same ... and all your dreams were strange.

[Dr. Love]

you know, when you hear something like that on the radio... it's rough. Contact is all it takes to change your life, to lose your place in time.

[Dr. Love]

The more I reflect on this, the more I think you should dry your eyes and save all the tears you've cried. You belong in a world that must be strong.

[LoungeMachine]

Shame you never learned how to change stations.....

[FORD]

Shoes, you know you don't have to die and go to Heaven, or hang around to be born again.

Just tune in to what some other rock station has to offer

Cause Van Hagar will NEVER be here again.

[Seshmeister]

You are our for a run in the park. It's quite a nice day and you are jogging along listening to some tunes on your iPlayer, maybe singing along and then it happens.

You trip over something on the ground and as you pitch forward you can't help yourself from opening your mouth in exclamation. You put your hands out to break your fall but by an incredible bit of bad luck your face lands right in the middle of a big dog shit and it hits the back of your throat. Some of it chokes you a little and you gasp for air inhaling more into your lungs. You jump up tears coming to your eyes spitting furiously. Looking down you see it's a fresh shit but it's been there long enough in the hot sun for flies to lay eggs in it and there are some white maggots crawling on the top of the stinking filth. You realise that a couple are wriggling in the remains of the detritus in your mouth.

It's then that you realise that it's almost exactly like hearing Van Hagar on the radio.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

This is a horrible situation....

The only way to get that Velveeta-infested lameness purged from your system is to hear something even MORE lame....

[ZahZoo]

Disturbing turn of events... hang in there Shoes!!

Remember after III Spammy did top the lameness...

Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

[Vinnie Velvet]

Disturbing turn of events... hang in there Shoes!!

Remember after III Spammy did top the lameness...

Well!
She treat me like a personal Jesus
Got the hand...put it where its gonna heal ya
Got the finger...put it right there on the trigger
Well, pump it up, pump it up
Baby make it bigger

Ah fuck, Zah.

Did ya have to post that shit?

ARGGGHHHHHHHHH!!!!

[hotsummerknight]

thats a great song, i dont see what the big deal is.