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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58755

    Would you buy a Microsoft toilet?

    Bill Gates Wants to Reinvent the Toilet


    By Douglas Perry, published on July 21, 2011 at 3:00 PM

    This new device would process human waste much differently, especially without the use of water.

    Sylvia Mathews Burwell, President of the Foundation's Global Development program, said at the AfricaSan3 Conference in Kigali, Rwanda, that the toilet has not been reinvented in centuries and has only reached about 2.6 billion people around the world. The fact that toilets are not available everywhere is causing a monumental sanitary problem that is a catalyst for the development of diseases that are filling half of all hospital beds in developing countries.

    Future toilets should not require a significant infrastructure, work without water and recycle human waste to energy sources. For example, waste could be converted into bio fuel, fertilizer and even fresh water. Specifically, Mathews Burwell said that the "Toilet 2.0" could be an electricity generator, a urine-diverting device that recovers clean water on site and function as a production device for minerals and biological charcoal.

    The grant is part of a $41.5 million investment in water, sanitation and hygiene, the Foundation said.



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  • FORD
    ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

    • Jan 2004
    • 58755

    #2
    A toilet that converts shit to energy? Well, at least then all those unsold copies of Vista and Windows ME could be of use for something.
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    • SunisinuS
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • May 2010
      • 3302

      #3
      I thought we all already did. Ever heard of Windows?
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      • Little Texan
        Full Member Status

        • Jan 2004
        • 4579

        #4
        If the toilet is glitchy like everything else that Microsoft produces then I'd be afraid to drink any of that toilet water.

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        • Nitro Express
          DIAMOND STATUS
          • Aug 2004
          • 32798

          #5
          A toilet that doesn't use water is called a hole in the ground. Dig hole. Move outhouse of choice above hole. When hole is full of shit dig new hole and move outhouse over new hole.

          Microsoft has always been the company that steals other people's ideas and calls them their own. Now they are ripping off technology our great, great grandparents use to use.

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          Apparently Mr. Dyson beat Mr. Gates to the concept.
          Last edited by Nitro Express; 07-23-2011, 12:04 AM.
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          • Anonymous
            Banned
            • May 2004
            • 12707

            #6
            Originally posted by FORD
            Would you buy a Microsoft toilet?
            You mean you can actually BUY Microsoft products?

            Cheers! :bottle:

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            • clarathecarrot
              Full Member Status

              • May 2010
              • 3589

              #7
              And the mouse shit.....it's everywhere!!!!!
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              • standin
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                • Apr 2009
                • 2274

                #8
                Cheers to Billbo!
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