Once Slipknot rose in popularity, suddenly all these clones showed up.
I should start a band where we all wear paper grocery sacks over our heads.
I could call it "Paper Sacks Of Death".
I could write such spine-chilling songs like "One Bag Or Two?" and "I Want To Give That Lady A Tip". Oh, and the most depraved song would be an evil pornographic vegetable-death song about setting paper grocery sacks on fire while having sex in the Produce Department, and I could call it "Burning Paper Of Vegetable Oil Reproduction Schematic", and perhaps it might get banned in maybe 1/4 of a country, and I might even get sued by some parents whose teenagers were caught screwing an apple crate with a hole drilled in the side of it while licking a piece of asparagus. The publicity would be great.....foodies would call me the "Great Satan of the vegetable world" and would call me a fruit murderer and vegetable rapist.
Oh the horror of it all......
I should start a band where we all wear paper grocery sacks over our heads.
I could call it "Paper Sacks Of Death".
I could write such spine-chilling songs like "One Bag Or Two?" and "I Want To Give That Lady A Tip". Oh, and the most depraved song would be an evil pornographic vegetable-death song about setting paper grocery sacks on fire while having sex in the Produce Department, and I could call it "Burning Paper Of Vegetable Oil Reproduction Schematic", and perhaps it might get banned in maybe 1/4 of a country, and I might even get sued by some parents whose teenagers were caught screwing an apple crate with a hole drilled in the side of it while licking a piece of asparagus. The publicity would be great.....foodies would call me the "Great Satan of the vegetable world" and would call me a fruit murderer and vegetable rapist.
Oh the horror of it all......
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