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some spandex pants for me this time around? I'd love to shred them into pieces with my teeth like a dog playing tug-of-war....rrrrrrrrrrrr.
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hey as long as you aren't a Joe Thunder alias ('cos some people may be eating reading this)
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I don't ever want to see a rock star wearing spandex ever again. Let that dog lay.This space for rent.Comment
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unless said 'rockstar' is a tight bodied 20 yo female, i concur.Comment
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Yeah, like Rihanna with assless chaps.Comment
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yeah! sexual chocolate...Comment
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Yes, that exception is acceptable. Boing!This space for rent.Comment
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Eat Us And Smile
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"If the American people had ever known the truth about what we (the BCE) have done to this nation, we would be chased down in the streets and lynched." - Poppy Bush, 1992Comment
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yep, she's yummy alright... too much woman for that softcock womanbasher chris brown.
anyhoo... i don't care what dave wears, as long as =vh= bring the A game!!!!!Comment
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"Assless chaps". Being assless makes them chaps, if they have an ass they are pants. Dave probably will wear spandex, it can function like support hose do, good for varicose veins.Comment
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What would be the point of even wearing those? And don't tell me because it's cold. If it's cold the 1st thing you wanna keep warm is your goodies.
Now get me some pants with a fast removable front end...similar to Janet Jacksons bra at the Super Bowl. Now I have a use for them. Would make peeing into a bottle while driving a heckuva lot easier.“Great losses often bring only a numb shock. To truly plunge a victim into misery, you must overwhelm him with many small sufferings.”Comment
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Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!Comment
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Gee to imagine getting front row again to a Van Halen concert would only be nostalgic at his point.....I wonder if I'd get levitated up on what may appear to be a cloud and have Dave dip me over and plant one on my lips again??? To tear me away from him now would definatley be like playing tug-of-war with a dog! But then again we all usually land up like guppies (not groupies, I said GUPPIES) in the sea.......I would drown for sure then I'd need Dave to revive me....the question is would he? HMMMMMM sounds like a plan! I could always bring my antigue bottle of Joan Of Arc smelling salts with me in case he runs into any trouble from my friend Cathy! ha,ha,ha.Comment
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It really says something about the lack of VH PR that we're reduced to discussing Dave's pants.The Power Of The Riff Compels MeComment
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