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  • PETE'S BROTHER
    DIAMOND STATUS
    • Feb 2007
    • 12678

    new hobby: atom splitting

    enjoy the fun in your own home

    STOCKHOLM -- A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his kitchen said Wednesday he was only doing it as a hobby.

    Richard Handl told The Associated Press that he had the radioactive elements radium, americium and uranium in his apartment in southern Sweden when police showed up and arrested him on charges of unauthorized possession of nuclear material.

    The 31-year-old Handl said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept a blog about his experiments, describing how he created a small meltdown on his stove.


    Only later did he realize it might not be legal and sent a question to Sweden's Radiation Authority, which answered by sending the police.



    Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...#ixzz1TzpmtTjZ
    Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!
  • kwame k
    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
    • Feb 2008
    • 11302

    #2
    See....that's why you never ever tell The Man whatcha doin'!
    Originally posted by vandeleur
    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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    • SunisinuS
      Crazy Ass Mofo
      • May 2010
      • 3301

      #3
      If God didn't want us to split atoms in our kitchens he would have never made them.

      Big Government....Sheesh!
      Last edited by SunisinuS; 08-03-2011, 08:22 PM. Reason: He should have had a Radium 215 card.
      Can't Control your Future. Can't Control your Friends. The women start to hike their skirts up. I didn't have a clue. That is when I kinda learned how to smile a lot. One Two Three Fouir fun ter thehr fuur.

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      • Seshmeister
        ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

        • Oct 2003
        • 35192

        #4
        Talking to my pal in Sweden earlier apparently creating a reactor wasn't against the law but fortunately possession of uranium is.

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        • kwame k
          TOASTMASTER GENERAL
          • Feb 2008
          • 11302

          #5
          Ah..... kinda like a crack pipe is legal but having the 20 rock isn't
          Originally posted by vandeleur
          E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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          • Seshmeister
            ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

            • Oct 2003
            • 35192

            #6
            Yeah no doubt the law is the same in the UK and US.

            Well maybe not in Virginia where you can get anything up to 5 kiloton bombs at the gun fairs as long as you can show a library card.

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            • kwame k
              TOASTMASTER GENERAL
              • Feb 2008
              • 11302

              #7
              I know people who have been there....for a $100 bucks + - extra you can shoot a Gatling Gun outta a helicopter

              Personally I'm a Second Amendment kinda guy....I believe it's every God given American Right [Made in China] for The People to defend themselves with whatever radioactive material they choose......Keep that shit over on the other side of the pond and "Don't Tread on Me"
              Originally posted by vandeleur
              E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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              • standin
                Veteran
                • Apr 2009
                • 2274

                #8
                Originally posted by PETE'S BROTHER
                enjoy the fun in your own home

                STOCKHOLM -- A Swedish man who was arrested after trying to split atoms in his kitchen said Wednesday he was only doing it as a hobby.

                Richard Handl told The Associated Press that he had the radioactive elements radium, americium and uranium in his apartment in southern Sweden when police showed up and arrested him on charges of unauthorized possession of nuclear material.

                The 31-year-old Handl said he had tried for months to set up a nuclear reactor at home and kept a blog about his experiments, describing how he created a small meltdown on his stove.


                Only later did he realize it might not be legal and sent a question to Sweden's Radiation Authority, which answered by sending the police.



                Read more: http://www.azcentral.com/news/articl...#ixzz1TzpmtTjZ
                You see, that seems like an interesting hobby. Now, there's a man that can build a subatomic fire. That is interesting. What do I get, naughty router people. Sheesh!
                To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                • Seshmeister
                  ROTH ARMY WEBMASTER

                  • Oct 2003
                  • 35192

                  #9
                  This is what happens if it's cold and your government taxes the fuck out of booze.

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                  • kwame k
                    TOASTMASTER GENERAL
                    • Feb 2008
                    • 11302

                    #10
                    Originally posted by standin
                    You see, that seems like an interesting hobby. Now, there's a man that can build a subatomic fire. That is interesting. What do I get, naughty router people. Sheesh!
                    Blazed....is it 'scripts or a psychedelic cocktail you"re on
                    Originally posted by vandeleur
                    E- Jesus . Playing both sides because he didnt understand the argument in the first place

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                    • standin
                      Veteran
                      • Apr 2009
                      • 2274

                      #11
                      Originally posted by kwame k
                      Blazed....is it 'scripts or a psychedelic cocktail you"re on
                      Oh come on, if you was a girl wouldn't you find a guy that could split atoms interesting?
                      Basicly all I ask for is a guy that can build a fire that is noble and makes me laugh. ... splitting atoms would be like icing on a cake.

                      I bet he could fix a microwave oven in the stix! Useful man indeed!

                      Isn't there a song called radioactive lover or some such sort?

                      I must admit it would be annoying to lose a stove.....
                      Last edited by standin; 08-03-2011, 10:46 PM.
                      To put it simply, we need to worry a lot less about how to communicate our actions and much more about what our actions communicate.
                      MICHAEL G. MULLEN

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                      • PETE'S BROTHER
                        DIAMOND STATUS
                        • Feb 2007
                        • 12678

                        #12
                        atomic baking brings out so much more flavor.
                        Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                        • chefcraig
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Apr 2004
                          • 12172

                          #13
                          Naturally, an American teenager beat this guy to the punch back in 1994. His name is David Hahn, and is the subject of a book by Ken Silverstein titled The Radioactive Boy Scout. The kid really was a Boy Scout, and wound up not only contaminating himself but a good segment of his neighborhood with potentially deadly radioactive material, leading to a major EPA Superfund clean up.

                          (You can read a segment of the book HERE.)










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