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I'm all for younger girls hitting on me, but this was RIDICULOUS...
Totally had a "SNAP OUT OF IT, MAN!!!" moment Saturday night...
First, let me preface this by saying, I'm not one to usually complain about being a guy my age that younger girls still talk to, but something happened Saturday night that just completely caught me off guard, but it's too funny not to share.
So I went out with a bunch of girls I know (some co-workers, some not) for dinner and drinks in the valley, and after dinner we ended up at a favorite local Hookah bar. Not a huge fan of tobacco myself, but the ambiance is nice and there's always pretty girls there, so I rarely object to going to hang there for an hour or two.
At some point in the evening I get up to tap a kidney, and someone is apparently camping in the Men's room. I stand there waiting my turn patiently, and after a few minutes an extremely attractive young lady (key word: YOUNG) walks up, says hi, and proceeds to enter the unoccupied ladies room. After a second, she sticks her head out the door, smiles and says "Did you want to go, too?" and motions me into the bathroom. I'm more than a little caught off guard because A) Generally I've only been asked to join young ladies in Women's rooms in HOLLYWOOD in the past, and that was usually after introductions had been exchanged, etc and B ) I get a second look at this girl and she looks like she can't be a DAY over 16!!! And please note, she wasn't offering to give up the bathroom for me, she wanted me to join her. Visions of getting arrested for child molestation were flashing through my head as fast as every other naughty visual involving this hottie you can think of, and against my better judgment I politely declined. "Are you SURE?" she asks, smiling..."It's cool, but thanks so much for offering" I say. She goes back in, the camper in the men's room still hasn't come out by the time she finishes. She comes out, smiles again, says "See you later, have a nice evening" and giggles like a schoolgirl as she walks away (also not helping with the 'she's underage' vibe), and moments later, some drunken fool finally exits the men's room. But I can't help thinking not only could I have had some random sex in a public restroom, I could have potentially been a child molester in one fell swoop! My friends have since reminded me you HAVE TO BE 18 at minimum to be in there, so maybe she WAS legal??
Turns out she was at the table next to me with some dude, but might not have been a boyfriend, she may have been there with friends like me. Many more smiles and winks were exchanged the remainder of the evening, so she's clearly not pissed, hopefully will ask again next visit, think I've seen her there before - hopefully it wasn't a one-shot thing.
But I can remember a time when there would have been absolutely ZERO hesitation on my part, though - hot girl offers, I'm single - WHY NOT? I REEEALLY don't like this "conscience" thing I'm developing as I get older... I mean I may possibly "still have it" - but what good is it gonna do me if I'm at the point where I'm OVER-THINKING these scenarios?? I should have just dove in and dealt with the feelings of guilt after...now I'm just kicking myself.
I mean....what happened to me??
First, let me preface this by saying, I'm not one to usually complain about being a guy my age that younger girls still talk to, but something happened Saturday night that just completely caught me off guard, but it's too funny not to share.
So I went out with a bunch of girls I know (some co-workers, some not) for dinner and drinks in the valley, and after dinner we ended up at a favorite local Hookah bar. Not a huge fan of tobacco myself, but the ambiance is nice and there's always pretty girls there, so I rarely object to going to hang there for an hour or two.
At some point in the evening I get up to tap a kidney, and someone is apparently camping in the Men's room. I stand there waiting my turn patiently, and after a few minutes an extremely attractive young lady (key word: YOUNG) walks up, says hi, and proceeds to enter the unoccupied ladies room. After a second, she sticks her head out the door, smiles and says "Did you want to go, too?" and motions me into the bathroom. I'm more than a little caught off guard because A) Generally I've only been asked to join young ladies in Women's rooms in HOLLYWOOD in the past, and that was usually after introductions had been exchanged, etc and B ) I get a second look at this girl and she looks like she can't be a DAY over 16!!! And please note, she wasn't offering to give up the bathroom for me, she wanted me to join her. Visions of getting arrested for child molestation were flashing through my head as fast as every other naughty visual involving this hottie you can think of, and against my better judgment I politely declined. "Are you SURE?" she asks, smiling..."It's cool, but thanks so much for offering" I say. She goes back in, the camper in the men's room still hasn't come out by the time she finishes. She comes out, smiles again, says "See you later, have a nice evening" and giggles like a schoolgirl as she walks away (also not helping with the 'she's underage' vibe), and moments later, some drunken fool finally exits the men's room. But I can't help thinking not only could I have had some random sex in a public restroom, I could have potentially been a child molester in one fell swoop! My friends have since reminded me you HAVE TO BE 18 at minimum to be in there, so maybe she WAS legal??
Turns out she was at the table next to me with some dude, but might not have been a boyfriend, she may have been there with friends like me. Many more smiles and winks were exchanged the remainder of the evening, so she's clearly not pissed, hopefully will ask again next visit, think I've seen her there before - hopefully it wasn't a one-shot thing.
But I can remember a time when there would have been absolutely ZERO hesitation on my part, though - hot girl offers, I'm single - WHY NOT? I REEEALLY don't like this "conscience" thing I'm developing as I get older... I mean I may possibly "still have it" - but what good is it gonna do me if I'm at the point where I'm OVER-THINKING these scenarios?? I should have just dove in and dealt with the feelings of guilt after...now I'm just kicking myself.
I mean....what happened to me??
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