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  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7741

    Nickelback Absolutely Sucks

    Call it "Occupy Nickelback."

    Or "Don't Occupy Ford Field."

    Whatever the name, there's an Internet movement afoot: A petition designed to keep the oft-mocked Canadian rock outfit from playing at halftime of the Detroit Lions' Thanksgiving Day game against the Green Bay Packers.

    It began with one man: University of Michigan graduate student/Michigan native/Thanksgiving Day ticket holder Dennis Guttman, a vehement anti-Nickelbacker who was "extremely disappointed" when he heard the band had been tabbed.

    "There's so much good musical talent in the area, known for being Michigan people," Guttman told Page 2 by phone Wednesday night, citing Kid Rock and Bob Seger. "Nickelback was the last thing I expected them to throw out there for the halftime show."

    But this is a time of action, so Guttman took it. Inspired by a similar anti-Nickelback movement by Winnipeg Jets fans, Guttman found his way to the reputable Change.org -- also home of the recent Bank of America debit card charge revolution -- and created a petition (the first he ever started, he said).

    Now, thanks in part to a widespread disdain for Nickelback, it's taking off. From 10 signatures on Tuesday night, it crossed the 22,000 mark on Thursday -- and keeps growing.

    "I'm absolutely shocked and happy," Guttman said.

    And he still has that main goal: "It would be fantastic if they change it. … I'd like to hear some good music during halftime -- hopefully something that better represents Detroit."
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team
  • Unchainme
    ROTH ARMY SUPREME
    • Apr 2005
    • 7741

    #2
    Just do away with halftime shows like this. No one cares about the act, and just get a marching band to do it like in the old days. Just make the game the main attraction.

    I'm sure people are really going to miss this shit :Rolleyes:











    STOP. TORTURING. US. Fuck this shit.
    Last edited by Unchainme; 11-04-2011, 12:50 PM.
    Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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    • FORD
      ROTH ARMY MODERATOR

      • Jan 2004
      • 58754

      #3
      Now that the Lions are a decent football team again, you would think this would be the last thing they would want.

      It's Detroit, for fucks sake. Can't they get a Motown show together? Yeah, I realize a lot of the original members of those groups are dead, but even the scab versions would be better than Nickelcrap.

      Hell, even Bob Seger would be better than that. He's a local, why not?
      Last edited by FORD; 11-04-2011, 01:00 PM.
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      • Kristy
        DIAMOND STATUS
        • Aug 2004
        • 16336

        #4
        Jack White! Jack White! Jack White!

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        • Unchainme
          ROTH ARMY SUPREME
          • Apr 2005
          • 7741

          #5
          Originally posted by FORD
          Now that the Lions are a decent football team again, you would think this would be the last thing they would want.

          It's Detroit, for fucks sake. Can't they get a Motown show together? Yeah, I realize a lot of the original members of those groups are dead, but even the scab versions would be better than Nickelcrap.

          Hell, even Bob Seger would be better than that. He's a local, why not?
          Seger sold out the Silverdome I think like 3 nights in a row. no easy feat.

          Kid Rock actually would be a better choice than these clowns..by far.

          fuck, even trot out LMFAO at this point, they have some extremely distant Detroit Roots being Barry Gordy's relatives, and are actually hip and liked by kids my age.
          Still waiting for a relevant Browns Team

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          • Mr Walker
            Crazy Ass Mofo
            • Jan 2004
            • 2536

            #6
            Get Nugent to play 'Motor City Madhouse'... the fucking roof would blow off the place...
            "You best beware... there's violence in the air tonight..."
            Then again, maybe they should save that for the NFC Championship Game.

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            • PETE'S BROTHER
              DIAMOND STATUS
              • Feb 2007
              • 12678

              #7
              HA
              Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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              • ThrillsNSpills
                ROTH ARMY ELITE
                • Jan 2004
                • 6626

                #8
                They have to get a sterile band like Nickleback so people leave their seats and buy too expensive beer and hot dogs.

                Remember the Britney and Aerosmith combo? That was the experience that made horror movies obsolete.
                If Aerosmith just played 4 cuts from Rocks live, then people would be fired up for some football, right?

                The thread title's funny though. For a second you think that Nickleback's fans are turning against them. Which, frankly is a credible scenario.

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                • chefcraig
                  DIAMOND STATUS
                  • Apr 2004
                  • 12172

                  #9
                  Originally posted by ThrillsNSpills
                  Remember the Britney and Aerosmith combo? That was the experience that made horror movies obsolete.
                  If Aerosmith just played 4 cuts from Rocks live, then people would be fired up for some football, right?
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                  • Sensible Shoes
                    Full Member Status

                    • Oct 2009
                    • 4648

                    #10
                    Here's where shoes shows her sometimes suburban mentality - why don't people like Nickelback. I love them.

                    Oh dear.

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                    • PETE'S BROTHER
                      DIAMOND STATUS
                      • Feb 2007
                      • 12678

                      #11
                      Originally posted by Shoes, Sensible
                      Here's where shoes shows her sometimes suburban mentality - why don't people like Nickelback. I love them.
                      same repetitious songs for too many years
                      Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                      • Sensible Shoes
                        Full Member Status

                        • Oct 2009
                        • 4648

                        #12
                        Oh OK I just started listening to them so I haven't noticed that yet.

                        Oh dear.

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                        • PETE'S BROTHER
                          DIAMOND STATUS
                          • Feb 2007
                          • 12678

                          #13
                          i actually thought their early stuff was a nice break from the same kiddie crap on the radio, now it seems like all stripper anthems with different words....
                          Another one of those classic genius posts, sure to generate responses. You log on the next day to see what your witty gem has produced to find no one gets it and 2 knotheads want to stick their dicks in it... Well played, sir!!

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                          • Little Texan
                            Full Member Status

                            • Jan 2004
                            • 4579

                            #14
                            Chad Kroeger is the Canadian version of Sammy Hagar. Have you ever read the lyrics to some of their songs? Attrocious. They also sound kind of alike in their singing styles.

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                            • lesfunk
                              Full Member Status

                              • Jan 2004
                              • 3560

                              #15
                              MC5! KICK OUT THE JAMS MOTHERFUCKER! Now that's a Detroit 1/2 time show!
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