Your screen name: pronounce it and explain it

[Sensible Shoes]

I've always wondered how to pronounce "sunisinus" and "hambon4lif" and what they mean. And even - is it Gar (like Gay-r) or (Gar - like a pirate's Arrrrrrr with a G in front) (that's a PERFECT set-up for you clowns)

And those of us with song titles for user names are easy to say, but why did you pick it? What does your screen name mean to you?

[SunisinuS]

Sun Is In Us. Same forwards and backwards....and just a Palindrome I made up as another person said nothing is ever new under the Sun.

We are startdust, million old carbon.

[twonabomber]

no...

[Sensible Shoes]

no...
poohead

[Sensible Shoes]

Sun Is In Us. Same forwards and backwards....and just a Palindrome I made up as another person said nothing is ever new under the Sun.

We are startdust, million old carbon.

Now see, this is good cause I was seeing something like "sunny sinus",, which made no damned sense.

[Sensible Shoes]

More questions? Why does Ford have the name of a Republican President? What Mojo does Pojo bring to his first name? Who exactly IS Pete's brother? I could go on........

[Sensible Shoes]

Mine of course, is easy. It's a song, obviously, and the sexiest song I think Roth wrote. I can just visualize strippers on a pole, and you can read from that whatever you want. It WAS "Sensible Shoes" at DDLR and here, but I guess my old profile got blown out, and in spite of that, the site would not let me re-register with my old name. So I became Shoes, Sensible. A little funnier actually.

At one time, there was a member at DDLR named Sensible Shoe. He complained bitterly that I'd stolen his screen name. I psycho analyzed him in a post concluding that he felt inferior because he only had one shoe. The guy never posted again. Shoes-1, Shoe-0.

[Nitro Express]

Nitro Express. Big guns and speed. Pretty much self explanatory.

[Dan]

More questions? Why does Ford have the name of a Republican President? What Mojo does Pojo bring to his first name? Who exactly IS Pete's brother? I could go on........

Peter's Brother is Also Sarah's Brother Too.:D

[Dan]

Dan Is Short For Daniel.My Real Name.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

That's too easy.


Nitro Express. Big guns and speed. Pretty much self explanatory

Oh God there's towelheads shooting that gun in the video.....

[Nitro Express]

That's too easy.



Oh God there's towelheads shooting that gun in the video.....

Camel jockeys can't handle the Nitro Express. They may have the oil money to afford one and a fancy indoor range but they can't handle the recoil. You have to lean into it. Only one guy knew the trick.

[Sensible Shoes]

Nobody could!Tell me you're not in there.....

[Kristy]

My parents hated me. But they needed something to look good when at parent/teacher meetings. Rather difficult when your mother is a sociopathic Catholic and dad is Satan.

[Nitro Express]

If you want to be mean. Give someone a high powered rifle and tell then to lean up against a tree or wall for support. :biggrin: They will be in agonizing pain after they pull the trigger. I never did that to anyone.:hee:

[Sensible Shoes]

My parents hated me. But they needed something to look good when at parent/teacher meetings. Rather difficult when your mother is a sociopathic Catholic and dad is Satan.

Somehow, I know there's some truth to that somewhere.

[Nitro Express]

Nobody could!Tell me you're not in there.....

The guy in the cougar T-Shirt knew how to shoot it. You lean into it and relax and let your body take the recoil. If you don't lean into it and tense up you are toast.

[conmee]

Brethren and Sistren,

The old timers who know me from back in 1996 (when 56kbps dial-up ruled) know the name and the backstory. Father Conmee is a character in Ulysses and A Portrait of The Artist As A Young Man, two works by Mr. James Joyce. Pronounced "Con Me" but with an Irish accent, in the old days folks evidently read it as "Connie" or "Corinne" and thought I was a chick until Pojo started calling me Icon (sadly, I'm not a wildly successful Apple product, but I DID pre-date the original iMac). My close friend Von chose "Commie" as in "Red/Pinko/Socialist" which I feel is a term of endearment. And then there was the evolution of ICoke due to my life's detour into drugs and whores (ok, not so much a detour as a road parallel to my life's highway which is sort of like an access road that I occasional take).

I have three or four college degrees, some of which made great paper airplanes, along the lines of English Literature. Hence, the obscure Father Conmee reference, Ulysses being one of my favorite novels.

That is all.

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[Nitro Express]

My parents hated me. But they needed something to look good when at parent/teacher meetings. Rather difficult when your mother is a sociopathic Catholic and dad is Satan.

Nothing worse than a sociopathic Catholic. Satan would be more enjoyable to be around.

[FORD]

More questions? Why does Ford have the name of a Republican President?

It's got nothing to do with the clumsiest of BCE Presidents (and Warren Commission Whitewash chairs) or Henry's car company.

Initially I spelled it "F.O.R.D.", back when I jumped in on this VH internet clusterfuck at the time of the 1996 should-have-been reunion. The name was a tribute to the Van Halen manager who perpetuated the fraud. Spelled out in full, it was "Fuck Off Ray Danniels".

Danniels ceased to be a problem by the end of 1999, but by that time I already was using this name on a dozen or so different websites (including my own), so I didn't really feel like changing it. So I just dropped the dots and kept the name.

[Kristy]

That was a heartwarming story, FORD

[Nitro Express]

It's got nothing to do with the clumsiest of BCE Presidents (and Warren Commission Whitewash chairs) or Henry's car company.

Initially I spelled it "F.O.R.D.", back when I jumped in on this VH internet clusterfuck at the time of the 1996 should-have-been reunion. The name was a tribute to the Van Halen manager who perpetuated the fraud. Spelled out in full, it was "Fuck Off Ray Danniels".


Danniels ceased to be a problem by the end of 1999, but by that time I already was using this name on a dozen or so different websites (including my own), so I didn't really feel like changing it. So I just dropped the dots and kept the name.

I thought you might have liked Mustangs or was a big Litta Ford fan.

[Sensible Shoes]

It's got nothing to do with the clumsiest of BCE Presidents (and Warren Commission Whitewash chairs) or Henry's car company.

Initially I spelled it "F.O.R.D.", back when I jumped in on this VH internet clusterfuck at the time of the 1996 should-have-been reunion. The name was a tribute to the Van Halen manager who perpetuated the fraud. Spelled out in full, it was "Fuck Off Ray Danniels".

Danniels ceased to be a problem by the end of 1999, but by that time I already was using this name on a dozen or so different websites (including my own), so I didn't really feel like changing it. So I just dropped the dots and kept the name.

I love that!

[Sensible Shoes]

Nothing worse than a sociopathic Catholic. Satan would be more enjoyable to be around.

Yeah, the parents are the quintessential "opposites attract" story! :angel: :devils:
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[conmee]

You want heartwarming, Kristy?

FORD is one of my oldest online "friends" ever. Met him at the old Warner Brothers Van Halen discussion board around 1998, and in my first post (taking a cue from FORD), I bashed Danniels and VHIII, and was promptly banned! My very first online banning! A few years later I met Brownsound1 (one of our erstwhile webbies) and he mentioned VHForums. So I headed over there, noticed FORD kicking up dust, and make my first post with a reference to "sheep." My second banning! Worked things out with Brett, got unbanned, teamed up with Pojo, Brownsound1, FORD, Vinnie, JaneVH, RB&W, FullBug/SlawterhouseBug, Hain, and a few others as part of E.U.A.S., then headed over to DLR Army in Spring 2000, bribed Sarge, became a moderator then Webbie, and I've been mailing it in ever since.

That is all.

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[Kristy]

Since 2000 is a long time.

[Sensible Shoes]

Depends on how many years of your life "Since 2000" takes up. It's just a fart in a bucket for me.

[conmee]

Hey we're talking Internet-Based-Farts-In-Buckets... so 1998 is forever... 'course not everyone is old as we are Shoes. Not everyone is as old as our old shoes in fact.

That is all.

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[Kristy]

Speaking of old, what's the betting ChefCraig is Sanskrit for old? I mean, the dude was there when Robin Trower was born! That's fucking old.

[Little Texan]

Now see, this is good cause I was seeing something like "sunny sinus",, which made no damned sense.

I read it as Sinusitis, a sinus infection.

[Nitro Express]

Depends on how many years of your life "Since 2000" takes up. It's just a fart in a bucket for me.

Shit. 2000 seems like yesterday. I can remember all the Y2K hype. I was working for American Express and everyone was wondering what was going to happen to out computers. I was in Salt Lake City and they had everything torn up all over the place preparing for the Olympics. Getting to work was a bitch. Everyone was out to get rich then. The optimism was at sickening levels. It was a stockbroker's paradise.

[Nitro Express]

You want heartwarming, Kristy?

FORD is one of my oldest online "friends" ever. Met him at the old Warner Brothers Van Halen discussion board around 1998, and in my first post (taking a cue from FORD), I bashed Danniels and VHIII, and was promptly banned! My very first online banning! A few years later I met Brownsound1 (one of our erstwhile webbies) and he mentioned VHForums. So I headed over there, noticed FORD kicking up dust, and make my first post with a reference to "sheep." My second banning! Worked things out with Brett, got unbanned, teamed up with Pojo, Brownsound1, FORD, Vinnie, JaneVH, RB&W, FullBug/SlawterhouseBug, Hain, and a few others as part of E.U.A.S., then headed over to DLR Army in Spring 2000, bribed Sarge, became a moderator then Webbie, and I've been mailing it in ever since.

That is all.

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The Army was by far the best Van Halen site in those early days. Daves official site was Slawterhouse and that was rag tag and weird. I always thought Dave needed a better website and the Army was what I felt Dave's site always should have been.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey we're talking Internet-Based-Farts-In-Buckets... so 1998 is forever... 'course not everyone is old as we are Shoes. Not everyone is as old as our old shoes in fact.

That is all.

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This is true. I still have some Frye boots from college. That's old in Shoe years.

[LoungeMachine]

Kip Winger

:gulp:

Pronounce it anyway you want.....

[Sensible Shoes]

Have to explain that one (and probably ruin the joke) to the relative newbie......

[Nitro Express]

I was watching that documentary on Rush called Beyond the Lighted Stage and it had Ray Daniels talking about managing Rush from the get go. They were nobodies and Ray was a nobody. They grew up together. I mean the guys in Rush aren't stupid so Ray must have been doing something right for them. I just get the impression Ray really got over his head when he was dealing with another major band in a different environment. It just plain didn't work out. I doubt Rush was the soap opera Van Halen was.

[Kristy]

I have the Frye 'Melissa' boot. $350 of self-absorbed materialism only to wear another woman's name on my feet.

Oh Christ, my roommate came home about...40 minutes ago and along with her boyfriend of the week are toking it up silly. The place freaking reeks and I'm getting a contact high though a fog of cannabis smoke. I swear, I can't not handle those who toke to cliches. Bob Marley at 1:00AM????

I hate my life.

I'm sorry, what was this thread about again?

[Sensible Shoes]

Your catholic mother and satan.

[Nitro Express]

Is he this week's boyfriend because he had weed?

It beats puking. We had so many people puking in our frat house we made a rule if you were going to puke, puke out the window on the stair landing and then hose the puke into the shrubs. We have a no puking in the bathroom rule. After two semesters of that I was done with the whole frat house cliche. Room mate toking was better than the puke fest.

I swear my first year in college was just like the opening scenes of Das Boot.

[Kristy]

Yeah, two peas in a dysfunctional pod, those two.

[Kristy]

Is he this week's boyfriend because he had weed?

She's uh..in between her dick mitten phase.

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey count yourself lucky! I had four dysfunctional parents to deal with. Only one left now, a born again christian. But it that isn't enough, two half sisters who are also born again, and a half sister who's a Wiccan.

[Kristy]

I have no snappy comeback for that.

[Sensible Shoes]

Oh c'mon make something up!

In the meantime, where the hell is hambon4lif? I think the e was just busted on his keyboard, anybody with me?

[Nitro Express]

I don't know. Growing up Mormon we were told the Catholic church was the church of Satan. Brigham Young called it the whore of all whores. So a Catholic woman being married to Satan would be right in there with what I was told growing up. LOL!

[FORD]

Hey count yourself lucky! I had four dysfunctional parents to deal with. Only one left now, a born again christian. But it that isn't enough, two half sisters who are also born again, and a half sister who's a Wiccan.

Geez... Thanksgiving must be a riot at your house. :biggrin:

[Nitro Express]

She's uh..in between her dick mitten phase.


Dick Mitten 53 up, 6 down

adj: a very warm, hair covered vagina.

alcove, bat cave, bear trap, bearded clam, bearded taco, beaver, bermuda triangle, box, bucket seat, cake, chuff box, cockpit, cooch, coochie, coochie-pop, coose, cooter, cooze, crack, crawl space, cum depository, cum dumpster, cuntcake, cunt, cunny, donut, dripping delta, felted mound, fillet-o-fish, finger hut, fish, fish taco, front bum, fly catcher, fuckhole, furburger, garage, gash, gates of Heaven, golden doorway, Grand Canyon, growler, hair pie, heaven's door, hole, honey cave, honey pot, hot box, jaws of Hell, lobster pot, loins, loose meat sandwich, lotus, love box, love canal, lower lips, meat wallet, muff, nooch, nook, nookie, parking spot, peach, pearly panty gates, pocket, poon, poontang, purse, pussy, quiff, quim, rat trap, scratch, sheath, slash, slit, snapper, snatch, space, split, stench trench, tampon socket, temple, thingy, tool shed, tuna, tunnel, twat, undercut, vagina, vertical smile, wishing well, whisker box, womb, x, yoni
My penis was getting cold when your mom was giving me a hand-job so I put it in her dick mitten to warm up.

Ok. I think I get the concept.

[Satan]

I don't know. Growing up Mormon we were told the Catholic church was the church of Satan. Brigham Young called it the whore of all whores. So a Catholic woman being married to Satan would be right in there with what I was told growing up. LOL!

So where are all these Catholic whores at? Send a bus load of them over a cliff or something. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d065.gif

[Satan]

My parents hated me. But they needed something to look good when at parent/teacher meetings. Rather difficult when your mother is a sociopathic Catholic and dad is Satan.

Now hold on a damned minute..... that DNA test was negative! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

[Sensible Shoes]

Geez... Thanksgiving must be a riot at your house. :biggrin:

We only converse over the internets. It's for the better.

[Sensible Shoes]

Now hold on a damned minute..... that DNA test was negative! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

Clearly you had that fixed.

[Nitro Express]

So where are all these Catholic whores at? Send a bus load of them over a cliff or something. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d065.gif
I got corrupted by one of them when I was in high school.

[SunisinuS]

Das Puke!


Well it was always making sure the Car door was Open and not just the window down when you sang "Home on the Range" at the top your your puke lungs.

That way...one false step and your socks were too loose......

[Sensible Shoes]

:confused: :confused12:

[SunisinuS]

I read it as Sinusitis, a sinus infection.

It is good to know that I have a Trademark on a Solar Powered Nasal Spray.

IPO: December 14, 2012!

[ashstralia]

mine is from an ancient esoteric mesopotamian parable. :)

ash - stralia.

[DLR Bridge]

Ok, so you take the FDR Drive to the Brooklyn Bridge. DLR Bridge is a condensed parody of this particular area of travel pavement.

No, that's not really it. DLR just because. Bridge is what my German last name translates to. Just so happens to be the same as Ed's long time guitar tech. Have I ever wondered If we were related and thought maybe someday I could score some expensive EVH gear for nothing? No. Well, yes.

[Seshmeister]

Camel jockeys can't handle the Nitro Express. They may have the oil money to afford one and a fancy indoor range but they can't handle the recoil. You have to lean into it. Only one guy knew the trick.

I imagine you prefer they use some lube too...

[sadaist]

Sadaist


Say - duh - ist


Last name is Sada. Add an 'ist' to the end it looks a heckuva lot like Sadist. Back in the 70's my older brother had Sadaist as his license plate. I took it over in 1987 when I got my 1st truck. Retired it in the late 90's and it now hangs in my garage.

[Coyote]

What does your screen name mean to you?

In Native American mythology the coyote is a trickster, á la Loki.

Although, I feel a weird sort of kinship with this guy:
http://images.wikia.com/tinytoons/images/5/59/Wile-E-Coyote.jpg.gif

(Don't ask me why my profile pic is not a coyote, though...)

[Sensible Shoes]

add an 'ist' to the end it looks a heckuva lot like Sadist.

That's what I always see when I look at it.

[kwame k]

OK, I'll play.....

kwame k.....pronounced 'go-fukk-yer-self'

The meaning......a sincere and forthright person who never sends sexual texts to his mistress or embezzles monies from the city of Detroit:)

[Blaze]

I imagine you prefer they use some lube too...
THAT is spot on!

[Sensible Shoes]

OK, I'll play.....

kwame k.....pronounced 'go-fukk-yer-self'

The meaning......a sincere and forthright person who never sends sexual texts to his mistress or embezzles monies from the city of Detroit:)

How dare you.

[kwame k]

How dare you.

You started it:drum:

[Sensible Shoes]

Dan Is Short For Daniel.My Real Name.:D

That is too easy. Please make it more complicated immediately.

[Sensible Shoes]

You started it:drum:

I expect the TRUTH. THE TRUTH DAMMIT.

[Nitro Express]

In Native American mythology the coyote is a trickster, á la Loki.

Although, I feel a weird sort of kinship with this guy:
http://images.wikia.com/tinytoons/images/5/59/Wile-E-Coyote.jpg.gif

(Don't ask me why my profile pic is not a coyote, though...)

Like to chase roadrunners do ya?

[kwame k]

I expect the TRUTH. THE TRUTH DAMMIT.

Too easy......

[Nitro Express]

I imagine you prefer they use some lube too...

Only when shooting a muzzle loader. You don't need lube on jacketed high velocity bullets.

[Sensible Shoes]

Too easy......



Sometimes you just have to lob the ball........

[kwame k]

Sometimes you just have to lob the ball........

Low hanging fruit kinda thang:winkglasses:

[Sensible Shoes]

Just spill the goods. Pronounce it at least.

[Coyote]

Like to chase roadrunners do ya?

In more ways than one... Suffice to say, sometimes the chase is better than the catch. Especially upon spectacular failure. :D

[kwame k]

Just spill the goods. Pronounce it at least.


The name comes from the disgraced ex-con, ex-mayor of Detroit...........

[kwame k]

In more ways than one... Suffice to say, sometimes the chase is better than the catch. Especially upon spectacular failure. :D

True....very true!

[ZahZoo]

Pronounced zah-ZOO.

Surfing nickname bestowed upon me in high school around 1972 in Santa Cruz, Ca. It's a reference to the Flintstones cartoon character the Great Gazoo. Given the times/place and the prevalence of potheads in the bay area surfing culture the name was bastardized to ZahZoo... dude.

I earned this from my antics of getting major air when kicking out (exiting) a wave and then striking silly poses during those couple of seconds when you feel weightless before splash down. I developed this to an art... motivated somewhere between boredom and creativity. The key was to find a major speed section of the wave break to gain enough momentum so that you can pull a huge bottom turn right back into the wave... hit it head on when it's just about straight up vertical. Depending up wave size and speed you could hit 5-15 feet airborne. We'd have little competition among ourselves and even give moves names like the Aladin, Nut cruncher, Flail & Flop... (refer to notes on potheads above...)

http://people.clarkson.edu/~jjohnson//datacloud/images/gazoo2.gif

[jhale667]

Mine's pretty self-explanatory...location, location, location...

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/667-2.jpg

[kwame k]

Mine's pretty self-explanatory...location, location, location...

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/667-2.jpg

OK...I get that part.

Now how do you pronounce the jhale part:headlights:

[Kristy]

Now hold on a damned minute..... that DNA test was negative! http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d070.gif

You know I'm not allowed to talk to you until you start paying retroactive child support.

[Sensible Shoes]

Mine's pretty self-explanatory...location, location, location...

http://i65.photobucket.com/albums/h217/jhale667/667-2.jpg

So what do you have to say about the paternity case between Satan and Kristy? Care to testify?

[rocknrolldork]

rock n roll dork - I love almost everything rock n roll, and while growing up, I was one of the weird few in my small hometown who had long hair, wore my metal band patched jean jacket, read crazy philosophical books, took adavanced languages, played guitar (when I should have been dating) and was also in accellerated and college bound classes with the uppity yuppies of the day. I was so socially out of place in those classes and that town. I was harrassed a lot by the so-called "in crowd." Those kids were worried about how they looked to each other. I was interested in whatever hot book was coming out, what records were coming out that week, trying to learn different styles on guitar and where I was going to score a quarter or a bottle of booze for the weekend.

But I made my own way and pretty much lived and breathed rock n roll and the lifestyle from hs graduation in 86 until about 2007 or so. So being the big rock n roll fan I am and also still being somewhat of a nerd I came up with rocknrolldork around 2002 or so.

[Nitro Express]

Pronounced zah-ZOO.

Surfing nickname bestowed upon me in high school around 1972 in Santa Cruz, Ca. It's a reference to the Flintstones cartoon character the Great Gazoo. Given the times/place and the prevalence of potheads in the bay area surfing culture the name was bastardized to ZahZoo... dude.

I earned this from my antics of getting major air when kicking out (exiting) a wave and then striking silly poses during those couple of seconds when you feel weightless before splash down. I developed this to an art... motivated somewhere between boredom and creativity. The key was to find a major speed section of the wave break to gain enough momentum so that you can pull a huge bottom turn right back into the wave... hit it head on when it's just about straight up vertical. Depending up wave size and speed you could hit 5-15 feet airborne. We'd have little competition among ourselves and even give moves names like the Aladin, Nut cruncher, Flail & Flop... (refer to notes on potheads above...)

http://people.clarkson.edu/~jjohnson//datacloud/images/gazoo2.gif

I learned to surf off of Newport Beach, CA. Never surfed Santa Cruz. I imagine a thick wet suit is mandatory. Any shark problems?

[jhale667]

So what do you have to say about the paternity case between Satan and Kristy? Care to testify?


That's some serious neighborhood watch drama right there - I try to stay out of it. ;)

[ZahZoo]

I learned to surf off of Newport Beach, CA. Never surfed Santa Cruz. I imagine a thick wet suit is mandatory. Any shark problems?

Oh yeah, wet suits were required. You could develop hypothermia in 30 minutes or less, even in the summer.

No major shark issues... they've definitely been sighted there much more in the last 10-15 years due due to increases in the sea otter and seal populations. But last I read there had only been 6 confirmed shark attacks in the Santa Cruz area dating back to 1926.

[Kristy]

Ok. I think I get the concept.

People on this site are old.

[Sensible Shoes]

yes we are,but not many are older than Roth & Co.

[Va Beach VH Fan]

Can't recall what my login means... ;)

I've thought about changing it over the years to something catchier, but the overwhelming result is "Ah fuck it"....

[Kristy]

yes we are,but not many are older than Roth & Co.

Really? Do you see this?
http://thelistcafe.com/images/stories/Lists/006_top_10_unusual_last_meal_requests/10pile-of-dirt.jpg

ChefCraig is older than that.

[Guitar Shark]

Why the obsession with Craig?

[kwame k]

He is quite the looker......

http://i286.photobucket.com/albums/ll103/realtodd/old_hippie_herzberg_2005_5_0.jpg

[Kristy]

Can't say he looks good for his age
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GdOAllkpOrI/S7BA7DUKcJI/AAAAAAAAB4g/bUtBGcB7ses/s200/old-man-bali-2002.jpg

[VAiN]

VAiN, pronounced just like it looks... It's short for 'Sylvain', which is my real name (it's French), but nobody can ever pronounce it correctly around these parts so I just go by 'Vain'... Been doing that since about 7th grade.

[kwame k]

Can't say he looks good for his age
http://1.bp.blogspot.com/_GdOAllkpOrI/S7BA7DUKcJI/AAAAAAAAB4g/bUtBGcB7ses/s200/old-man-bali-2002.jpg

That's mean, man.......

[Satan]

So what do you have to say about the paternity case between Satan and Kristy? Care to testify?

There's no paternity case. My third horn is insured by Lloyds of London. Where do you think Dave got the idea? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

[Sensible Shoes]

So you don't contest it, there's just an insurance settlement? Kristy, get that offshore bank account ready!

[Kristy]

There's no paternity case. My third horn is insured by Lloyds of London. Where do you think Dave got the idea? http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d025.gif

Bullshit. I'm sure my lawyer (i.e., one of your lackeys) has been on the phone with you about my emotional abuse settlement as well. Ring any bells? You don't know how many men I have let tie me up and spank me while I call them "daddy" all because you abandoned me.

Yes, there has been a mommy or two but it's not the same.

[lesfunk]

For me, "Sensible Shoes" was already taken....

[Kristy]

ChefCraig....:umm:

My best guess is that he's not a chef himself but gets the Senior Citizen Chef's Special at Denny's.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/SaghsCWfCUI/AAAAAAAACfI/wyGTQO8g9LM/s400/dennys.jpg

[ThrillsNSpills]

mine came from one of the lyrics in this song

[Jérôme Frenchise]

mine came from one of the lyrics in this song

One of my fave songs ever!

I've got one heart and it hurts like hell
I'm simply dyin' for some thrills and spills
Oh yeah!


Damn, the vid won't start, beacause "this video includes some UMG content.
This content isn't available in your country."

FU! Fuck Universal!

[Satan]

Bullshit. I'm sure my lawyer (i.e., one of your lackeys) has been on the phone with you about my emotional abuse settlement as well. Ring any bells? You don't know how many men I have let tie me up and spank me while I call them "daddy" all because you abandoned me.

Yes, there has been a mommy or two but it's not the same.


http://ts4.mm.bing.net/images/thumbnail.aspx?q=1327141159887&id=342f7a1a83ea10a5a4ade61d89f7e1e2&url=http%3a%2f%2fwww.independent.co.uk%2fmultimedi a%2farchive%2f00031%2fBill_Clinton__Lewins_31996a. jpg

Now I want you to listen to me......

I did not have sexual relations with that woman, Kristy's mom......

[Jérôme Frenchise]

It's great to get the meaning of some board names here!

My first name is Jérôme (Jerome), pronounced ['ʒerom] French-wise, and [dʒə'rəʊm] by English-speaking people.

[dʒə'rəʊm'frentʃaiz] - a mix between"franchise" (a French word which mainly means "frankness") and my being French:
"Frenchise".
I would choose another pseudo if I had to do it again, but well...

Jerome Nimo is my actual nickname.

[DLR Bridge]

mine came from one of the lyrics in this song

I loved Van Halen's version of this on the Gazzari's boot. Mike A's bass was smokin' all over that one.

[SunisinuS]

First! That bottle of wine served you well S,S!

And since you got me on a Cheap Trick Vibe DLR Bridge....here is their explanation of their name:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

More questions? Why does Ford have the name of a Republican President? What Mojo does Pojo bring to his first name? Who exactly IS Pete's brother? I could go on........

i am....me?

[Kristy]

i am....me?

Then who is the Walrus?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[QUOTE]=Kristy;1575871I have no snappy [QUOTE]

:hee:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

In Native American mythology the coyote is a trickster, á la Loki.

Although, I feel a weird sort of kinship with this guy:
http://images.wikia.com/tinytoons/images/5/59/Wile-E-Coyote.jpg.gif

(Don't ask me why my profile pic is not a coyote, though...)

hey, how come your av isn't a coyote?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

my little brother's name is peter.

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i am....me?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Then who is the Walrus?

nitro should have a walrus for his av

[Satan]

Then who is the Walrus?

The Walrus was Paul. Or possibly William Campbell (a.k.a. Billy Shears) impersonating Paul.

John even said so.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvpfM1NDHD0

[PETE'S BROTHER]

[QUOTE=Shoes, Sensible;1575807] Who exactly IS Pete's brother? QUOTE]

Marty, is a computer illiterate fool, who cannot even figure how to give zahzoo/great gazoo proper credit in my signature quote. :Loser:

[PETE'S BROTHER]

da fuck! can't quote shit!

[Unchainme]

The Walrus was Paul. Or possibly William Campbell (a.k.a. Billy Shears) impersonating Paul.

John even said so.


http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GvpfM1NDHD0

Was Paul killed by the BCE? ;)

[PETE'S BROTHER]

good thread, shoes

[Satan]

Was Paul killed by the BCE? ;)

No, but John was. http://www.cosgan.de/images/smilie/teufel/d085.gif

[SunisinuS]

VAiN, pronounced just like it looks... It's short for 'Sylvain', which is my real name (it's French), but nobody can ever pronounce it correctly around these parts so I just go by 'Vain'... Been doing that since about 7th grade.

Merci.

[Nitro Express]

nitro should have a walrus for his av

Naw. Me and the Mrs. are heading off for two weeks of vacation so maybe I will think of something when we get back.

[SunisinuS]

Naw. Me and the Mrs. are heading off for two weeks of vacation so maybe I will think of something when we get back.

Gratz!

:bigwink:

[Grant]

Grant - pronounced just the way it's spelt.

Only the English seem to have adopted a somewhat posho-way of pronouncing it (i.e. "Grarrrrnt")...

[Nitro Express]

First! That bottle of wine served you well S,S!

And since you got me on a Cheap Trick Vibe DLR Bridge....here is their explanation of their name:



I had a cousin who lived with us for a year. She looked just like Jessica Simpson when she was at her best stage. My aunt drove her up and she has a Cheap Trick T-Shirt on. My mom was thinking cheap trick as in "I will buy a trick from that prostitute." My mom is going,"Oh my, what are we advertising dear?" LOL! Man she attracted horny boys like flys to shit. We had guys constantly coming over trying to get her to go out with them. One dude mistook my window for hers. It was crazy. I put up with some of that because of my sisters but man, with my cousin in the house it was a cock magnet. She was out on the dock at our cabin in a swim suit and all sorts of dudes in boats were stopping and flirting. It probably drove my mom nuts because she promised my aunt she would keep an eye on her and keep her out of trouble.

I wished her a happy birthday not too long ago. Her birthday was on 11/11/11 She actually flew to New York City so she could be at Times Square at 11:00 on 11/11/11.

[fryingdutchman]

I'm a little late to this party...

But my name has nothing to do with me personally. It is derived from the condition Edward was in when I first stumbled upon the Roth Army. I actually lurked here for awhile before joining, but when I saw Ed looking like a homeless meth-head, my first thought was that he was frying himself.

At his peak, I always privately called Edward the "Flying Dutchman" due to his speed and technique. So I bastardized that into "fryingdutchman" when I saw his condition 7 years ago. I honestly thought he was going to die. At the time I thought it was clever...these days it no longer seems to apply.

But...too late to change it now...so fuck it!

This thread is fun. There have been others like it before, but this one has been the most fun to read.

[Little Texan]

My screen name is pronounced Lit ul Teck sun.

When I first started in the VH online community over at Slawterhouse, I went by Big Trouble '77, which was my favorite WB demo song...the '77 to differentiate between it and the DLR solo track. Anyway, I always thought that name was a bit uncreative and got tired of it after a while, so I decided to change it to something else. I bought the DLR Band album a year or two after it was released after reading so many positive reviews about it on all of the Classic VH boards at the time. Little Texas instantly became of my favorite songs from that album, and while I was reading the posts at the Army one day, something clicked in my brain. I'm a rather short guy and I'm from Texas, and Little Texas was a favorite song from the DLR Band CD, so I just replaced the 's' with an 'n', requested a name change from Sarge, and the rest is history. Incidentally, I'm still Big Trouble '77 at the Chickenshit Stinks, but I've gone years without posting there before.

[DLR Bridge]

I'm a little late to this party...

But my name has nothing to do with me personally. It is derived from the condition Edward was in when I first stumbled upon the Roth Army. I actually lurked here for awhile before joining, but when I saw Ed looking like a homeless meth-head, my first thought was that he was frying himself.

This thread is fun. There have been others like it before, but this one has been the most fun to read.

I Kinda figured that's what your name meant, in conjunction with the concept of holding Ed accountable for our joint misery lo these many years. Holdin' his feet to the flames, so t'speak. I also read your posts with Downeys Lincoln Osirisvoice. I do the same with ZahZoo. Al Swearengenhad a vocal delivery like no other. Funny what the subconscience will do for you, unsolicited, no less. Now it's got me thinking of how I'd want my voice to be read. Perhaps it's time to switch away from the Pretty Woman Hunchback.

I agree, this was a fun thread. More simple question ones like this make for good times. Im sure vets of this place along with relative nubies like myself (hurts to call myself that. Been around a long time, but that's another story) all learn about just as much as each other in some way or another.

[jhale667]

You don't know how many men I have let tie me up and spank me while I call them "daddy" all because you abandoned me.

Yes, there has been a mommy or two but it's not the same.

Wow, that didn't inspire an interesting visual or anything... :lmao:

[Nitro Express]

Oddly enough I have been doing some remodeling and when I tore down a wall there was a pretty nice riding crop inside the wall. Strange I know. Kristy has given me ideas what to do with that riding crop.

[Northern Girl]

Grew up drivin' on black ice
Spinnin' in circles under Northern lights
Laughter steamin', small town dreamin'
Digging tunnels in the deep snow
Sheltered from the shiver of a ten below
And I'm right at home

I'm a Northern girl, wild and free
I've got four strong winds to carry me
I've been East to West and all around the world
But I'll always be a Northern girl

Little cottage on a big lake
Sunshine would be a shame to waste
Warm days won't last - come and go fast
Bonfire in the moonlight
People I've known all of my life
That's where I belong

I'm a Northern girl, wild and free
I've got four strong winds to carry me
I've been East to West and all around the world
But I'll always be a Northern girl

Where I come from
What I'm made of
Where I wanna be
You can take me out of there
But you can't take it out of me

Northern girl, wild and free
I've got four strong winds to carry me
I've been East to West and all around the world
But I'll always be a Northern girl

I'm a Northern girl
True North, strong and free
Carry me
I'm a Northern girl

[Kristy]

Those days are long over. My mother saw my corset when I was a magician's assistant and it seriously fucked her up. She went as far as to send a priest over to talk to me.

[fryingdutchman]

You don't know how many men I have let tie me up and spank me while I call them "daddy" all because you abandoned me.

Yes, there has been a mommy or two but it's not the same.

Just....WOW! That is proof that sometimes the best pornography is created by the written word with your imagination providing the visuals.

[fryingdutchman]

Those days are long over. My mother saw my corset when I was a magician's assistant and it seriously fucked her up. She went as far as to send a priest over to talk to me.

Did the priest give in to temptation?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Just....WOW! That is proof that sometimes the best pornography is created by the written word with your imagination providing the visuals.

did you clean up before typin' that? :hee:

[Sensible Shoes]

See now this is gettin' good.

[Hardrock69]

I don't know. Growing up Mormon we were told the Catholic church was the church of Satan. Brigham Young called it the whore of all whores. So a Catholic woman being married to Satan would be right in there with what I was told growing up. LOL!

Well it IS true, after all. I mean Satan is definitely into having his own bank, screwing nuns, priests, kids and Katydid (or having his evil minions do so on his behalf if he is busy minding the banks, politicians, or televangelists).

Brigham Young is just the bastard stepchild of the whore of all whores....he was a pot in a previous life, so he was good at calling the kettle black, lol.

[Kristy]

Just....WOW! That is proof that sometimes the best pornography is created by the written word with your imagination providing the visuals.

Dude, I was joking. Well except for the part about Satan being my father. That much is true.

[Sensible Shoes]

So no corsets and whips? I'm very disappointed in you Kristy.

[Hardrock69]

So am I.

*fapfapfapfap*

[Hardrock69]

My name is fairly self-explanatory.

I like Hard Rock music and my favorite number is 69
:eatit:

[Sensible Shoes]

Fap What a descriptive term.

[Fairwrning]

My screen name came to life April 29th, 1981...I had been waiting for this particular album to arrive.I was so freakin excited to hit the store and get my hands on that gem..FINALLY the day arrives and there it was..." The Electric Spanking of War Babies" by Parliment Funkadelic...I took it home, played it...and immediately returned it for a copy of a Van Halen album instead..

[Kristy]

I like Hard Rock music and my favorite number is 69
:eatit:

What a co-winkie-dink! Mine is Pi to 14 decimal places.

[Kristy]

Oh and speaking of double-digit numbers where has ChefCraig been? Out with another hip replacement surgery?

[Sensible Shoes]

You can pick on me too I guess. I saw a surgeon today about surgery to fuse two vertebrae.

And we all are in double digit numbers. C'mon now.

[Kristy]

Did I say double? I meant triple.

[fryingdutchman]

did you clean up before typin' that? :hee:

Uhhhh....yeah. But I'm probably going to have to pop off "H" through "L" on my keyboard to swab underneath....

[fryingdutchman]

Dude, I was joking. Well except for the part about Satan being my father. That much is true.

I know! But it doesn't have to be true to be good porn.

Sheesh...ever read Penthouse Forum?

[Sensible Shoes]

But the Penthouse Forum is all true! It says so!

[Guitar Shark]

My screen name came to life April 29th, 1981...I had been waiting for this particular album to arrive.I was so freakin excited to hit the store and get my hands on that gem..FINALLY the day arrives and there it was..." The Electric Spanking of War Babies" by Parliment Funkadelic...I took it home, played it...and immediately returned it for a copy of a Van Halen album instead..

Ah, but what is the explanation for the missing "a"? ;)

[Dan]

Cos He Wasnt A Fan Of Fonzie In Happy Days.:D

[Sensible Shoes]

hardy har har

[Blaze]

my name is pronounced Blaze. there is more, but that is enough.

[Sensible Shoes]

It's not enough. Spill.

[Cato]

my name is pronounced Blaze. there is more, but that is enough.
I pronounce all of your names "wacko".

[Blaze]

It's not enough. Spill.


Get Ready....

[Sensible Shoes]

hee hee hee

[Guitar Shark]

I pronounce all of your names "wacko".

:lol:

[Fairwrning]

Ah, but what is the explanation for the missing "a"? ;)

Illiteracy??

Actually.Im not sure why I left out the "a"..I used to have a lower case " f " too..I got Pojo to capitalize it..Just didnt look right with the lower case letter at the beginning perhaps...or I was puffing some goodies at the time...

And I loved " Happy Days"..at least til Fonzi jumped that shark

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Uhhhh....yeah. But I'm probably going to have to pop off "H" through "L" on my keyboard to swab underneath....

:lmao:

[POJO_Risin]

Illiteracy??

Actually.Im not sure why I left out the "a"..I used to have a lower case " f " too..I got Pojo to capitalize it..Just didnt look right with the lower case letter at the beginning perhaps...or I was puffing some goodies at the time...

And I loved " Happy Days"..at least til Fonzi jumped that shark

Did somebody already have the name fairwarning?

[Nickdfresh]

ChefCraig....:umm:

My best guess is that he's not a chef himself but gets the Senior Citizen Chef's Special at Denny's.
http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_REkgXByDyuU/SaghsCWfCUI/AAAAAAAACfI/wyGTQO8g9LM/s400/dennys.jpg

You seem bitter, like the "he didn't fuck me when I offered" type of bitter...

Just sayin'...

[Kristy]

Hardly, you cliche-ridden asshole. I happen to have a lot of respect for old people - as long as they are off the roads, not holding up the line buying Powerball tickets at the gas station, have their Bingo night, and basically are safely put away in homes. You know - like you in ten years.

[Nickdfresh]

Hardly, you cliche-ridden asshole.

My hemorrhoids are none of your business!


I happen to have a lot of respect for old people

And a lot of mixed emotions for them as well, apparently...


- as long as they are off the roads, not holding up the line buying Powerball tickets at the gas station, have their Bingo night, and basically are safely put away in homes. You know - like you in ten years.

Not me. I'll be too busy posting cryptic post-grudges on the internet...Tips?

[Kristy]

And a lot of mixed emotions for them as well, apparently...

Only because I don't get the senior citizen discount like you do, Nick.

[Fairwrning]

Did somebody already have the name fairwarning?

Possibly..I think there were a couple of variations at one time..I dont think I ever tried it including the 'a'..left it out from the get go.

[Nickdfresh]

Ouch!

Did you ever try for the bat-shit-crazy-bitch discount?

It's for people that make completely irrational asides related to nonsensical internet grudges against people they don't really know. Get some...

[Kristy]

Ouch!

Did you ever try for the bat-shit-crazy-bitch discount?

Nope, doesn't come with the self-righteous smug little shit discount.

[Nickdfresh]

Nope, doesn't come with the self-righteous smug little shit discount.

Then you're just not livin', baby...

[Kristy]

Well enjoy your arthritic hip come shuffle board night. Live it up.

[Nitro Express]

Well it IS true, after all. I mean Satan is definitely into having his own bank, screwing nuns, priests, kids and Katydid (or having his evil minions do so on his behalf if he is busy minding the banks, politicians, or televangelists).

Brigham Young is just the bastard stepchild of the whore of all whores....he was a pot in a previous life, so he was good at calling the kettle black, lol.

Brigham Young was a pimp who dreamed big and actually got a good chunk of his dreams. He never got his own country or had his alphabet used but he did die a rich man with lots of property and a young trophy wife while his older wives took care of his various business assets. What's funny is one of my friends growing up was a great great grandson of Brigham Young and his family couldn't stand Mormons.

[Nickdfresh]

Well enjoy your arthritic hip come shuffle board night. Live it up.

Are you subtly talking about my penis?

Maybe you can assist a magician in pulling some self-esteem out of your ass?

[PETE'S BROTHER]

Possibly..I think there were a couple of variations at one time..I dont think I ever tried it including the 'a'..left it out from the get go.

well, i think it is proper pronunciation at 3:00 am :gulp:

[Kristy]

Are you subtly talking about my penis?

Maybe you can assist a magician in pulling some self-esteem out of your ass?

No, I wasn't.

[Nickdfresh]

Which one?

[Kristy]

Which one?

Maybe he can pull some personalty out of your fat ass..?

[Nickdfresh]

Um what? I wish that was some sort of a lucid, coherent statement.

[Kristy]

Um what? I wish that was some sort of a lucid, coherent statement.

I wish, too. :focus:

[Hardrock69]

Hardly, you cliche-ridden asshole. I happen to have a lot of respect for old people - as long as they are off the roads, not holding up the line buying Powerball tickets at the gas station, have their Bingo night, and basically are safely put away in homes. You know - like you in ten years.

Guess what? Someday you are going to be a mean old kunt.

Hope you enjoy your last few miserable years, with lotsa young people like you are now giving you shit for being old. :gulp:

[Hardrock69]

Brigham Young was a pimp who dreamed big and actually got a good chunk of his dreams. He never got his own country or had his alphabet used but he did die a rich man with lots of property and a young trophy wife while his older wives took care of his various business assets. What's funny is one of my friends growing up was a great great grandson of Brigham Young and his family couldn't stand Mormons.

Lol.

How ironic. :lol:

[Dan]

Ok,For Real,It Was Going To Be,Crazy Kiwi From The Heat,But You Cant Fit That All In.:D

[Little Texan]

Ok,For Real,It Was Going To Be,Crazy Kiwi From The Heat,But You Cant Fit That All In.:D

Dan, you never did mention how your name is pronounced.

[kwame k]

:biggrin:

[Dan]

Dan, you never did mention how pron is the New,black.

How Rude of Me.:D

[Dan]

Kristy,Why The Hate?

[Kristy]

Kristy,Why The Hate?

I have nothing but love to give.

[fifth element]

Nothing worse than a sociopathic Catholic. Satan would be more enjoyable to be around.

how about a sociopathic EX-Catholic??? hmmmmm......

[fifth element]

And...fifth element

easy enough to pronounce...
and yes, is a movie...
"The Fifth Element is a 1997 French science fiction film directed, co-written, and based on a story by Luc Besson, starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, and Milla Jovovich"

=============================

There are 4 basic elements,
Air, Fire, Water, Earth...
and the fifth is...

Love.

thus the name.

[Kristy]

how about a sociopathic EX-Catholic??? hmmmmm......

That would be me.

[Diamondjimi]

Kristy,Why The Hate?

I think it's a combination of a few things, Dan-o.
She seems to suffer from abandonment issues. You know..."Daddy ran out on me and Mommy" shit, coupled with her personal insecurity's resulting in her battles with Bulimia in her quest for the perfect Calvin Klein Heroin chic, model ,physique. Capped off with her blatant inability to achieve orgasm....

On your knee's Kristy.

It's time for you to smell the glove!

[fryingdutchman]

Only because I don't get the senior citizen discount like you do, Nick.

What's with the sudden influx of age comments, Kristy?

First it was Chef...now Nick.

What gives?

[fryingdutchman]

I think it's a combination of a few things, Dan-o.
She seems to suffer from abandonment issues. You know..."Daddy ran out on me and Mommy" shit, coupled with her personal insecurity's resulting in her battles with Bulimia in her quest for the perfect Calvin Klein Heroin chic, model ,physique. Capped off with her blatant inability to achieve orgasm....

On your knee's Kristy.

It's time for you to smell the glove!

You know you just opened the door for Kristy to slam you for putting an apostrophe in the word "knees"....right?

[fryingdutchman]

And...fifth element

easy enough to pronounce...
and yes, is a movie...
"The Fifth Element is a 1997 French science fiction film directed, co-written, and based on a story by Luc Besson, starring Bruce Willis, Gary Oldman, and Milla Jovovich"

=============================

There are 4 basic elements,
Air, Fire, Water, Earth...
and the fifth is...

Love.

thus the name.

So YOU'RE the person who saw "The Fifth Element!!"

:bigwink:

[fryingdutchman]

I have nothing but love to give.

A "Whole Lotta Love?"

;)

[fryingdutchman]

Ok,For Real,It Was Going To Be,Crazy Kiwi From The Heat,But You Cant Fit That All In.:D

You should have been "Phil Keoghan."

[ZahZoo]

What's with the sudden influx of age comments, Kristy?

First it was Chef...now Nick.

What gives?

Could be a milestone birthday approaching... jilted by an old fart... her special holiday spirit... or a Thursday quirk...

Luckily she's only going after the low-hangin fruit... :thumb:

[Guitar Shark]

What's with the sudden influx of age comments, Kristy?

First it was Chef...now Nick.

What gives?

The really strange thing is that "Kristy" is a he, not a she.

[Diamondjimi]

You know you just opened the door for Kristy to slam you for putting an apostrophe in the word "knees"....right?

Well, I figured there's more than one. So I opted for the apostrophe.

Christ, I'm 95 years old. Gimme a break! :biggrin:

Bathe he and bring her to me for a weekend. When I'm done with her, a frozen loaf of French bread would have a nice new home up there...

[Diamondjimi]

The really strange thing is that "Kristy" is a he, not a she.

GTFO!!!

So, "he" ran off with a photographer and was getting banged senselessly in random motel rooms?

[jhale667]

GTFO!!!

So, "he" ran off with a photographer and was getting banged senselessly in random motel rooms?

How rude! :lmao:

[Diamondjimi]

How rude! :lmao:

Kristy's Bukakke "Lost Weekend" ! :lol:

[fryingdutchman]

The really strange thing is that "Kristy" is a he, not a she.

Well...that officially gives me my "Twilight Zone" moment for the week.

I was getting concerned that this week was going to end without any interesting twists...

[Hardrock69]

:lmao:

[Hardrock69]

I have nothing but love to give.


:lol:

Her daffynishun of "love" appears to be quite different from the generally accepted dictionary version.

[ThrillsNSpills]

Bathe he and bring her to me for a weekend. When I'm done with her, a frozen loaf of French bread would have a nice new home up there...


Just don't go there during a full moon, just in case.

[Kristy]

I think it's a combination of a few things, Dan-o.
She seems to suffer from abandonment issues. You know..."Daddy ran out on me and Mommy" shit, coupled with her personal insecurity's resulting in her battles with Bulimia in her quest for the perfect Calvin Klein Heroin chic, model ,physique. Capped off with her blatant inability to achieve orgasm....

On your knee's Kristy.

It's time for you to smell the glove!

Or that Jimi here is a closet homosexual, unemployed, a failed musician who lives with his parents and basically jerks off to porn all day in between wasting his parents money on guitar lessons.

[Kristy]

What's with the sudden influx of age comments, Kristy?

First it was Chef...now Nick.

What gives?

What gives is that the majority of you still live in 1985.

[LoungeMachine]

And we've now come to the part of our troll known as "The Projection Phase".....

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

What gives is that the majority of you still live in 1985.

I don't entirely accept your premise, but okay, and so what?

You signed up to a fucking DAVID LEE ROTH SITE......you want to chat current events with a younger crowd go join The Beiber Army for christ's sake.

I have no idea how old you are, but I'll hazard a guess your best years are in the rear view mirror, too.

:gulp:

But your trolling is getting quite predictable.

[Unchainme]

What gives is that the majority of you still live in 1985.

My two new favorite artists are Daft Punk and Justice.

85? child please.

/cue ochocinco voice

[Matt White]

maybe 1995..................seesh!

[Kristy]

I don't entirely accept your premise, but okay, and so what?

You signed up to a fucking DAVID LEE ROTH SITE......you want to chat current events with a younger crowd go join The Beiber Army for christ's sake.

I have no idea how old you are, but I'll hazard a guess your best years are in the rear view mirror, too.

:gulp:

But your trolling is getting quite predictable.

Did I hit too close to home with the majority of you here being unemployed, failed musicians? What crawled up your tight sphincter, Lounge? Parents ask you to take out the trash?

[DONNIEP]

Hey, I ain't unemployed :biggrin:

[Unchainme]

Did I hit too close to home with the majority of you here being unemployed, failed musicians? What crawled up your tight sphincter, Lounge? Parents ask you to take out the trash?

I'm not a musician. Nor is FORD nor is pojo, nor is va.

fail.

[Guitar Shark]

I'm not a musician. Nor is FORD nor is pojo, nor is va.

fail.

Not really advancing the cause, there, friend

[LoungeMachine]

Did I hit too close to home with the majority of you here being unemployed, failed musicians? What crawled up your tight sphincter, Lounge? Parents ask you to take out the trash?

Not in the slightest, sweetie. Perhaps the word "projection" escaped you.

:gulp:

But you go on with your bad self. Watching you trying to play the "normal one" around here is cracking me up. Your list of issues would exceed bandwidth here.

[Unchainme]

Not really advancing the cause, there, friend

my bad man. I don't understand why she's slamming the army. Kinda coming off as someone we all know and loathe ;). I can't say the name because of the whole beetlejuice thing, but you get the picture?

[LoungeMachine]

my bad man. I don't understand why she's slamming the army. Kinda coming off as someone we all know and loathe ;). I can't say the name because of the whole beetlejuice thing, but you get the picture?

"She" is not slamming the army, grasshopper....

"She" is projecting her own failures in life unto others in hopes of being able to get through one more day without downing a box of wine and a bottle of downers...

:gulp:

[Unchainme]

"She" is not slamming the army, grasshopper....

"She" is projecting her own failures in life unto others in hopes of being able to get through one more day without downing a box of wine and a bottle of downers...

:gulp:

ah. Kinda like Thunder making up how he managed a boxer, did coke, and fucked amber frey, to mask his own failures? :).

[LoungeMachine]

ah. Kinda like Thunder making up how he managed a boxer, did coke, and fucked amber frey, to mask his own failures? :).

Nah, Joe Thunder was a persona, a character played by someone to escape and get a reaction from the crowd.....

Kristy's issues are obviously real, and deep, and probably in need of therapy, medication, or both.

She's not playing a character, she really is this bitter, jealous, outcast.

:gulp:

[Guitar Shark]

Please stop referring to Kristy as she. Putting it in quotes is acceptable.

[Unchainme]

Please stop referring to Kristy as she. Putting it in quotes is acceptable.

Shark's a lawyer..he knows his stuff ;).

[LoungeMachine]

Shark's a lawyer..he knows his stuff ;).

I'll agree with the first half.......

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

Please stop referring to Kristy as she. Putting it in quotes is acceptable.

Agreed.

"She" is probably more comfortable being addressed as a female. My hunch is "she" has been used as a spittoon in every relationship "she" has ever been in, and now the realization that "she" is probably going to be alone is setting in. Hence the petty jabs at males in here.

:gulp:

[Unchainme]

btw, who pretends to be a women on the internet?

[jhale667]

Did I hit too close to home with the majority of you here being unemployed, failed musicians? What crawled up your tight sphincter, Lounge? Parents ask you to take out the trash?

Oh f*cking please...where to start? Wanna compare resumes, current benefit packages, or perhaps gigs played, etc, etc, happy-ass?


Any of the musicians we talk about here pick up when YOU call? Didn't think so. :lmao: Settle down, Bevis.

C'mon, I was the dude defending you when another poster called you the C-word, and you're even losing ME.

[Guitar Shark]

C'mon, I was the dude defending you when another poster called you the C-word, and you're even losing ME.

You had me at HELLO

[LoungeMachine]

Oh f*cking please...where to start? Wanna compare resumes, current benefit packages, or perhaps gigs played, etc, etc, happy-ass?


.


Resumes, we're a wash.....

Benefit packages, you win in a landslide Mr. Major Corporation...

Recent gigs......Ha, I win this one :)

:gulp:

[FORD]

btw, who pretends to be a women on the internet?


http://www.newsrealblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2010/06/ann-coulter.jpg

[Guitar Shark]

DELETED

Ok, FORD wins the thread.

[LoungeMachine]

Fucking A FORD.......WARN US MOTHERFUCKERS BEFORE POSTING THAT SHIT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

:gulp:

I need an eye wash station at my desk...

[Guitar Shark]

I seriously cannot stop laughing. That was so fucking perfect.

[LoungeMachine]

You had to quote the pic?

:gulp:

[jhale667]

Resumes, we're a wash.....

Benefit packages, you win in a landslide Mr. Major Corporation...

Recent gigs......Ha, I win this one :)

:gulp:

You and I aren't the ones feeling the need to compete, though... :)


:guitar:

[LoungeMachine]

You and I aren't the ones feeling the need to compete, though... :)


:guitar:

Nope....

Just had to throw in the recent gig dig is all........ :D

:gulp:

[LoungeMachine]

This was a very good year for some really cool gigs.......

:gulp:

And I always took out the trash without having to be asked...... ;)

[Unchainme]

You ever jam with the dudes from soundgarden, kip? ;).

[LoungeMachine]

You ever jam with the dudes from soundgarden, kip? ;).

Nope, but I did go to the super secret NUDEDRAGONS show...

:gulp:

[Unchainme]

Nope, but I did go to the super secret NUDEDRAGONS show...

:gulp:

jealous man. sounds like that would have been a blast.

Seattle Scene always sounds like it would have been great to be around.

[LoungeMachine]

Back on topic......

LoungeMachine actually did come from the band LOUNGE AGAINST THE MACHINE with Richard Cheese, as I always thought they were a riot.

Of course over the years I've been called LameMachine, LoungeLizard, and every other permutation one could think of.

When our friend MAX was trying to find my real name, he actually claimed at one time I WAS Richard Cheese, just as JizzyStool once claimed to have solid proof I was Kip Winger and was going to out me if I didn't stop teasing him.

:gulp:

Whatever happened to good old Jesterstar?......now there's a screen name with a back story. :)

[jhale667]

Nope....

Just had to throw in the recent gig dig is all........ :D

:gulp:

How rude! :lmao:

[Dan]

I feel The Love Back In This Thread.:D

[hambon4lif]

I feel The Love Back In This Thread.:DIt's just Kristy's cock throbbing against your back.
You better run.

[Dan]

It's just Kristy's cock throbbing against your back.
You better run.

Chicks With Dicks.How Very Rude.:D

[Blaze]

I might regret this, but gotta ask:
Dan, umm.. what the story behind why you're often asked to put your pants on?

[Sensible Shoes]

Hey Blaze we're still waitin'

[Dan]

I Will Never Tell.:hitch:

[Sensible Shoes]

How rude.

[LoungeMachine]

I've always want to know why when Dan posts....Each Word Is Capitalized.......

:gulp:

[Guitar Shark]

I've always want to know why when Dan posts....Each Word Is Capitalized.......

:gulp:

I Have Asked That Question Before And Have Not Gotten An Answer. How Rude.:D

[PETE'S BROTHER]

i feel the love back in this thread.:d


i've always want to know why when dan posts....each word is capitalized.......

:gulp:

he forgets sometimes :biggrin: