Clean Up In Aisle 9

[LoungeMachine]

http://www.ksdk.com/news/article/290289/28/Oklahoma-woman-accused-of-cooking-meth-inside-Walmart

Oklahoma Woman Cooks Meth In Wal Mart Store

[FORD]

Talk about your targeted marketing campaigns. What better place to cook meth than the preferred store of tweakers everywhere.

[Sensible Shoes]

It would be Darwinism if she'd blown herself up. But how is the cop stupid enough to pick it up and get sulfur burns on his hands?

[Nitro Express]

Some lithium out of batteries, some tin foil, some drain cleaner, some cold medicine. I forgot what else but you need two containers and a rubber hose. I guess you could find all that at a Walmart. No wonder those stores smell funny.

[LoungeMachine]

It would be Darwinism if she'd blown herself up. But how is the cop stupid enough to pick it up and get sulfur burns on his hands?

Stupid cops from Oklahoma?

Gee, what were the odds?